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Is sex a forgotten pleasure

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cce427 · 23/07/2018 20:12

I joined here after reading a thread about mums who needed sex, dont get me wrong I am not a sexual pedature but a 62 year old who misses it so much and has so much to give. can travel but cannot accomadate hehe. any ladies in sussex fancy a tickle xxx

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BlueUggs · 23/07/2018 20:13

Reported. Sorry m'dear, this isn't a hook up site!

WaitrosePigeon · 23/07/2018 20:13
Confused
Mammatron · 23/07/2018 20:15

You're so gross 🤢

HatTip · 23/07/2018 20:15

Lol

surferjet · 23/07/2018 20:16

🤣

HatTip · 23/07/2018 20:17

Can travel but cannot accommodate - either married or a cocklodger

TopazPolly · 23/07/2018 20:17

Fancy a tickle? Did you really just say that?
Brain bleach anyone?

Malmsey · 23/07/2018 20:17

Your spelling alone is off- putting.

treaclesoda · 23/07/2018 20:18

I'm pretty sure that you imagined that thread or read it on some really crap erotic fiction site

NotUmbongoUnchained · 23/07/2018 20:18

😂😂

Mailista · 23/07/2018 20:18

Most amused by "sexual pedature". Would that be a foot-fetishist, OP, or are you just illiterate? Either way, it's awfully attractive. Hmm

TopazPolly · 23/07/2018 20:18

And you can’t spell. And you said hehe. No.

donajimena · 23/07/2018 20:19

Lol! As if

treaclesoda · 23/07/2018 20:19

This is the sort of troll thread that I'd like to see archived for our future amusement.

NeverLovedElvis · 23/07/2018 20:19

It's only the first day of the school holidays, you can't possibly have finished your homework already.
2/10.

TheQueef · 23/07/2018 20:20

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BrandNewHouse · 23/07/2018 20:20

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Sparklingbrook · 23/07/2018 20:21

Oh what a shame I am not in Sussex. Sad

OneThreadOnly0101 · 23/07/2018 20:22

Pedature Grin

HatTip · 23/07/2018 20:22

Do you fancy doing an AMA Grin

OWWO · 23/07/2018 20:22

🤮

Ticcinalong · 23/07/2018 20:22

Sounds like our yoni massage friend has returned!
Is that you Brian?

treaclesoda · 23/07/2018 20:22

Don't worry Sparkling , he can travel. You're in luck Smile

Emma765 · 23/07/2018 20:22

Hahahahaha fancy a tickle. So funny.

LaMainDeFatima · 23/07/2018 20:22

Get on tinder and leave us alone

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