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Is sex a forgotten pleasure

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cce427 · 23/07/2018 20:12

I joined here after reading a thread about mums who needed sex, dont get me wrong I am not a sexual pedature but a 62 year old who misses it so much and has so much to give. can travel but cannot accomadate hehe. any ladies in sussex fancy a tickle xxx

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HebeMumsnet · 23/07/2018 20:25

Form an orderly queue, Mumsnetters. No scuffling at the back there.

OP, are we talking West Sussex or East here? We've had some enquries about how far you'd be preared to travel.*

  • We haven't had any of these really.
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HebeMumsnet · 23/07/2018 20:29

Staff perks, HatTip, getoutofit!

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HebeMumsnet · 23/07/2018 20:36

How very dare you, Potato! I have never been more serious about a tickle in my life!

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HebeMumsnet · 23/07/2018 20:40

Has he offered a sexual pedicure?! That's quite a USP isn't it? There must be a business idea in here somewhere. .

Right, all those of you in East Sussex who want a sexual pedicure, let us know. We'll draw up a separate list for West Sussex. Anyone out of area, please see Brian from Hull.

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HebeMumsnet · 23/07/2018 20:50

OurMiracle: come on, show a bit of willing! If you can make it to Surrey we're sure the OP will be happy to meet you halfway. There are direct Hull trains from London though. Blimey... there's always ONE who wants it all on a plate isn't there?!

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HebeMumsnet · 23/07/2018 20:52

DanielCraigsUnderpants, we'll pop you on the WEST Sussex list if that's ok. Worse case scenario, we can send you a list of the nearest Premier Inns to the border.

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HebeMumsnet · 23/07/2018 20:55

Do you think we could get Mumssex made a Royal Borough, SantaClause? Isn't Meghan Duchess of Sussex now anyway? Am sure she could fix that up.

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HebeMumsnet · 23/07/2018 21:43

Well. OP has an early start tomorrow if he's going to get through all four counties currently on our list so we think we'd better close the thread now. Thanks for all the enthusiasm for this little entrepeneurial exercise.

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