Is sex a forgotten pleasure

[cce427]

I joined here after reading a thread about mums who needed sex, dont get me wrong I am not a sexual pedature but a 62 year old who misses it so much and has so much to give. can travel but cannot accomadate hehe. any ladies in sussex fancy a tickle xxx

mumssex

I'd rather keep costs down. A travelodge will suffice. I need to save my spare cash for a pumice stone and some lube

Do you think we could get Mumssex made a Royal Borough, SantaClause? Isn't Meghan Duchess of Sussex now anyway? Am sure she could fix that up.

I need someone to paint my skirting boards and no, that's not a euphemism. Ta.

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Shouldn't that be a fishslice and lube?

OP - would you mind giving a brief description of yourself please? fussy

YY to that. She is hot as hell and London could do with a bit of a ..... cooling.

@dimplesmccutie

Is that • to scale??? 😉

Oooh my feet are in a terrible state... worth travelling to Sussex to get them pedicured i reckon.

We always get left out in the South-West. 😁

I'm in West Sussex.... I'm up for it... Come slapping some sense into your ridiculous sex pest brain that is.

Who takes care of the Midlands? Can it be someone who can spell ‘sexual predator’ AND ‘peducure’, please? We’re really fussy.

Do you do a shellac pedature!

Well. OP has an early start tomorrow if he's going to get through all four counties currently on our list so we think we'd better close the thread now. Thanks for all the enthusiasm for this little entrepeneurial exercise.