I'm a boring middle-aged woman - ask me anything

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Just getting into the spirit of things.

Oh FFS

I just can't believe there's 2 of us!!!

How old is middle aged?

why do you call yourself boring?

What are you having for tea?

halfwit maybe we should start a confederation

Footballs (firstly I admire your optimism) - 45, so maybe I too am being optimistic!

Carribean - sorry, I thought it was mildly amusing.

daykay for the attention factor and because I'm your archetypal 2.4 kids, work full-time, dog, Victorian terrace type of person - boring as in common (as in there are probably lots of us here) and boring as in dull compared to all the other AMA threads!

jurrasic DH is in charge of tea tonight and informs me it's home made pizza.

What was the last truly exhilarating experience you had?

I’m just worried that I’m boring too now. I’m the same age. Oh boo.

Are you me?

Where do you buy your sandals?

I'm 49. I have the 2 kids, the house, the husband and 6 cats.

I'm going grey rapidly, things are sagging, (gravity is a fucking bastard) and I yearn for the days when my body was younger, thinner, fitter and worked properly.

I bet you aren't boring though.

What's your 'thing to do' when you have the house to yourself?

Does it pay well?
Do you wish you'd tried another life out?
Would you recommend this to younger women?
I'm sick of the ask anything threads too

Did you vote Brexit or Remain?

OK, I'll confess, I don't really consider myself boring (so that probably means I actually am)

Last truly exhilarating experience - kids rollercoaster at a local theme park

Stable - maybe - that would be weird.

Sandals - I try to avoid them due to the horrendous fungal nail infection I possess - glamourous eh?

When I have the house to myself - I work (WFH so I always have the house to myself). In the evening I go all out and watch Grey's Anatomy

choc - I'm glad you took this in the spirit it was intended!

I voted remain - I wept copiously at the result and am still much saddened by it.

1. How many orgasms do you have a week and do you masturbate?
2. Do you earn more than your husband if not why not?
3. Are you married to a gangster?

Damn you beat me to it! I’m also a boring middle aged woman

1. none and occasionally if I can be bothered - I'm still trying to work out how to have one
2. Yes I do - a lot more
3. Not that I'm aware of, possibly I suppose but it would seem unlikely. He has a very good cover as a genial peripatetic woodwind teacher if he is.

Devils you're most welcome to join this and answer the questions to your heart's content.

😂

What's the point of it all?

Mookatron you've got me there - it's a funny old world, isn't it? Generally good if you look in the right places.

What is your wildest fantasy?

Need a diagram.

Do you find yourself living out fantasies of lovejoy coming to rescue you and funding your soon to be romantical whirlwind lifestyle by selling the (horrific ugly) candlesticks your mil bought you as a wedding present- yet turn out to be worth millions- whilst peeling potatos on a wednesday evening for tea?