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I AM HULK

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 18:42

ASK ME ANYTHING, PUNY HUMAN.

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Alanamackree · 04/07/2018 22:06

How does Hulk feel about reconstituted potato products?

Alanamackree · 04/07/2018 22:08
I AM HULK
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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 22:08

Alanamackree

HULK SMASH SMASH Angry

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chewablemunchkin · 04/07/2018 22:11

Hulk, if I may call you that, if a puny human could smash anything that would impress you what would that be?

Alanamackree · 04/07/2018 22:20

Sorry Hulk. My bad. Just smash the green button and I’ll send you all the cookies you want

I AM HULK
MrsCatE · 04/07/2018 23:17

HULK doesn't like cats?????

I know your kryptonite.

Bwahahahaaaa

Hulk get many tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tivkle

ChinkChink · 04/07/2018 23:22

u ok hulk?

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 05/07/2018 07:14

chewablemunchkin

GOOD QUESTION PUNY HUMAN. HULK GENERALLY UNIMPRESSED WITH HUMAN ABILITY TO SMASH. HULK CARES MORE ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU ENJOY SMASHING. YOU MAKE GOOD EFFORT TO SMASH AND HULK WILL BE PLEASED.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 05/07/2018 07:17

Alanamackree

HULK SMASH BUTTON. HULK SMASH LAPTOP. HULK SMASH COFFEE TABLE AT STARBUCKS. NO COOKIES.

YOU TRY TO DECEIVE HULK PUNY HUMAN. HULK ANGRY.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 05/07/2018 07:18

HULK HAS ADDED MrsCatE TO TOP OF SMASH LIST.

YOU WILL NOT TICKLE ME PUNY HUMAN.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 05/07/2018 07:20

ChinkChink

THANK YOU FOR ASKING PUNY HUMAN. HULK IS STRONG. HULK IS MIGHTY.

HULK CAT-PROOFING LAIR.

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chewablemunchkin · 05/07/2018 08:54

Well I completely smashed a bottle of wine and a pizza last night, took all my strength out of me and I thoroughly enjoyed it, will that do?

TerfsUp · 05/07/2018 10:05

How are you holding up with the heat, HULK?

PlZZA · 05/07/2018 10:46

Morning Hulky Boy. Fresh out of cookies, but I do have croissants. Will they do?

iklboo · 05/07/2018 13:26

Hello Hulk. Saw this today & thought of you.

I AM HULK
MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig · 05/07/2018 13:55

Ooh, nice 💚

Alanamackree · 05/07/2018 14:44

Puzzled why Hulk would choose a red angry face Angry Surely the real Hulk would use a green face? Envy
I suspect this poster may not be the actual Hulk. How do I report a troll?

Alanamackree · 05/07/2018 14:44

Unless of course Hulk is colorblind?

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 05/07/2018 17:25

chewablemunchkin

HULK IS PROUD OF YOU PUNY HUMAN. YOU DID GOOD SMASHING. YOU AND HULK SMASH MORE PIZZAS TOGETHER?

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 05/07/2018 17:28

TerfsUp

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN PUNY HUMAN. HULK DOES NOT ENJOY THE HEAT BUT HAS KEPT UP WITH SMASHING.

HULK EATED MANY ICECREAMS. HULK TROUSERS TIGHT.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 05/07/2018 17:29

PUNY PlZZA

NO CROISSANTS FOR HULK. SEE PP ABOUT TROUSERS.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 05/07/2018 17:31

A VERY GOOD LIKENESS OF HULK PUNY iklboo

YOU HANG PICTURE ON WALL OF YOUR HOUSE? HULK COME TO SEE.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 05/07/2018 17:33

PUNY HUMAN •Alanamackree*

HULK TRY TO USE LANGUAGE OF MUMSNET. Angry ANGRY Envy ENVY.

HULK NO TROLL. YOU MAKE HULK ANGRY.

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iklboo · 05/07/2018 17:41

Oh yes. Hulk picture in pride of place so it's the first thing people see when they come in.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 05/07/2018 17:44

HULK WILL COME TO HOUSE OF iklboo. YOU HAVE SMASHING FOR HULK TO DO?

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