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I AM HULK

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 18:42

ASK ME ANYTHING, PUNY HUMAN.

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BIWI · 04/07/2018 13:41

Uh oh. Watch out for Hulk if beer's around ...

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 13:49

MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig

HULK WILL NOT SMASH NEIGHBOUR. JUST GARAGE. ANYTHING ELSE FOR HULK TO SMASH?

LEAVE MAGNUMS NEXT TO GARAGE FOR HULK. HULK SUGGESTS SMASH PROOF COOL BOX.

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lAMGROOT · 04/07/2018 13:51

I AM GROOT.

I AM GROOT I AM GROOT. I AM GROOT.

I AM GROOT??

Hmm
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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 13:51

AsAProfessionalFekko

A MIGHT LUNCH FOR MIGHTY HULK. HULK WILL ALSO REQUIRE COOKIES.

NO BEER FOR HULK. HULK DOES NOT DRINK AND SMASH.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 13:53

lAMGROOT

HULK IS STRONGER THAN GROOT. HULK WOULD WIN.

IN ANSWER TO SECOND QUESTION: SIMPLY RED

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HemanOrSheRa · 04/07/2018 15:39

HULK DOES NOT DRINK AND SMASH. Hulk is very wise Grin.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 16:05

HemanOrSheRa!

HULK IS PLEASED YOU HAVE RETURNED FRIEND.

YOU RECOVER FROM SMASHING? YOU WANT TO SMASH AGAIN?

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ChuChuUa · 04/07/2018 16:07

How do you feel about not being called incredible any more?

captainpantbeard · 04/07/2018 16:13

Hulk - can you set me up with Thor?

MrsMoastyToasty · 04/07/2018 16:50

Have you considered bashing as a viable alternative to smashing?
Your thoughts on weighty political matters such as Brexit is much appreciated.

JaneJeffer · 04/07/2018 16:58

Who would win in a fight, you or Lrrr from Futurama bearing in mind he has a laser gun that can make you disintegrate?

00100001 · 04/07/2018 16:59

do you know STRONG?

heatwave2018 · 04/07/2018 17:01

Are you a Horrible Underwear Licking Kettle?

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 18:24

ChuChuUa

HULK DOES NOT CARE. TO QUOTE YOUR PUNY HUMAN POET “A HULK BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD BE AS INCREDIBLE “

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 18:25

captainpantbeard

HULK SMASH. HULK NOT DATING AGENCY.

TRY TINDER. THOR ON THERE.

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Milfromhades · 04/07/2018 18:27

What's you MiL like, dear? I imagine she may be a little intimidating?

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 18:28

MrsMoastyToasty

HULK WOULD CONSIDER BASHING AS WELL AS SMASHING BUT NOT AS REPLACEMENT.

HULK THINKS BREXIT A DIVERSION USED BY PUNY HUMAN GOVERNMENT TO DIVERT PUNY CITIZEN ATTENTION AWAY FROM LARGER AND MORE SERIOUS ISSUES.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 18:29

PUNY JaneJeffer

HULK WOULD WIN. HULK STRONGEST.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 18:31

00100001

HULK DOES NOT UNDERSTAND QUESTION PUNY HUMAN. HULK SMASH. HULK STRONG.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 18:32

PUNY heatwave2018

DO NOT MOCK HULK. YOU GO TO TOP OF HULK LIST OF PEOPLE TO SMASH.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 18:34

Milfromhades

HULK IS NOT MARRIED SO NO MOTHER IN LAW.

HULK NOT UNHAPPY ABOUT THAT. Wink

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TiffanyDoggett · 04/07/2018 18:41

Is there a Mrs Hulk?

Batts puny human lashes.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 18:57

TiffanyDoggett

HULK ALL ALONE. WOMEN DO NOT LIKE HULK BECAUSE:
HULK SMASH
HULK GREEN
HULK EATS “TOO MANY” COOKIES
HULK FREQUENTY RIPS SHIRTS
UNTIDY HULK LAIR

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HemanOrSheRa · 04/07/2018 20:50

Definitely up for some more smashing HULK. This heat and humidity is making me extremely grumpy. I think smashing will help Grin.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 04/07/2018 21:30

HULK PLEASED MIGHTY HemanOrSheRa

TOMORROW WE SMASH! THEN COOKIES!

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