I AM HULK

[HULKSMASHEVERYTHING]

ASK ME ANYTHING, PUNY HUMAN.

LadyRochfordsHoickedGusset

HULK DOES NOT UNDERSTAND PUNY FRENCH LANGUAGE. COOKIES? SMASHING?

MIGHTY Alanamackree

HULK IS IMPRESSED WITH COOKIES. HULK HAS BIGGER MUSCLES AND MORE HANDSOME FACE THOUGH.

Hulk somewhere moist and damp to wallow? Hmm, I'll have a think.

Alan superb!!! Kudos!

Thanks
By “baked” I might have meant shamelessly stolen an image from the internet

Alan double Kudos! Work still goes on about the delicious savouries I bought from ASDA made.

En France on dit 'fracasse!', je pense - pour 'smash!'

Et les cookies sont 'biscuits'

J'espère que cela pourra aider [sourire]

Come back HULK! I promise cookies and pizza if you do!

Or have you calmed down and are now confused Dr Banner - wearing (same sized) ripped trousers? With sugar rush and indigestion? You wouldn't like me when I get angry.....

PUNY HUMANS! HULK RETURNS.

HULK MAKE EARLY START TODAY SMASHING. MUCH SMASHING DONE! HULK HOPES PUNY MUMSNETTERS ALSO SMASH PLENTY.

HULK DOES NOT LIKE HOT WEATHER.

Is your lycra chafing?

BIWI

YES. MAKES HULK ANGRIER.

HULK BUY BARREL OF BABY POWDER.

Lots of bad news / press re talc HULK. Wouldn't want you to get poorly in HULK nether regions not until they've bumped mine

This is my favourite AMA!

MrsCatE

THANK YOU FOR ADVICE PUNY HUMAN. HULK HAS BEEN SEARCHING INTERNET AND BOUGHT HAREM PANTS. HULK LIKES. STRETCHY.

HULK, can you try standing under a shower to cool down? I realise that you might not fit into a conventional bathtub.

Oh - and a question for you. Shoes in the house - yes or no?

PUNY TerfsUp

HULK TOO LARGE FOR PUNY HUMAN PLUMBING. HAS HAD SOME SUCCESS WITH CAR WASH.

NO SHOES IN HOUSE. HULK HOUSE RULES. YOU WEAR SHOES YOU GET SMASHED.

Hulk, yesterday my son spent the day smashing at his karate class and eating cookies.

As far as I know he has not been exposed to Gamma radiation but just to be on the safe side, should I look for some stretchy purple trousers?

TheWoollybacksWife

HULK IS PLEASED TO HEAR THAT YOUR PUNY OFFSPRING HAS BEEN SMASHING. HULK SALUTES HIM.

STRETCHY PURPLE TROUSERS GOOD FOR ALL. HULK AND PUNY HUMAN. ALSO SEE PP ABOUT HAREM PANTS.

YOU HAVE COOKIES LEFT HUMAN?

muz2017

YOU WANT TO HEAR MORE FROM HULK PUNY HUMAN? SEND COOKIES.

Is that enough?!

Homemade cookies on way - crumbly texture to chewiness perfect (in my opinion) and best eaten. Same day. Chocolate chip with hazelnut, white chocolate chip with dried (slightly candied) lemon peel (cuts through white choc excessive sweetness) and ubiquitous Salted Caramel. HULK hope you show appreciation by smashing in my doors (not bomb-bay though: unless you ask nicely ) x

Is you lovin Love Island H my bae?

MrsCatE

HULK VERY HAPPY YOU HAVE MADE GOOD COOKIES. VERY HUNGRY NOW.

HULK WILL SMASH DOORS. HAVE YOU LOCKED YOURSELF OUT PUNY HUMAN?

PUNY muz2017

JUST A SMALL SNACK FOR HULK. DID NOT TOUCH SIDES.