I AM HULK

[HULKSMASHEVERYTHING]

ASK ME ANYTHING, PUNY HUMAN.

I can find you some

Well done Hulk for using mumsnet language and not smashing conventions. That must have taken a lot of restraint.
Incidentally does Hulk ever feel envy? Or nausea?

Sorry hulk but I only smash pizza alone!

Do you have a preferred supermarket, HULK?

I like Waitrose but Sainsbury's will do in a pinch. Morrison's can be surprisingly good for some items.

EXCELLENT iklboo

HULK AND iklboo SMASH!

THANK YOU PUNY Alanamackree

HULK TRIES HARD TO FIT IN. HULK DOES NOT FEEL ENVY OR NAUSEA. HULK IS MIGHTY. HULK DOES FEEL HUNGRY FIR COOKIES

SEND COOKIES Alanamackree

UNDERSTANDABLE chewablemunchkin

HULK LIKES TO KEEP PIZZA TO SELF ASWELL. AND COOKIES.

PUNY TerfsUp

HULK LIKES MARKS AND SPENCER’S BEST. GOOD COOKIES SOLD THERE.

HULK HAS BAG FOR LIFE

HULK I surrender and agree squished / smashed. Sending loads of M&S cookies as present and to grovel. I lurvve Hulk. Will Hulk consider non 'Green' colored kittens? Tread, carefully Hulk re minefield xxx

Hulk do you live with other superheroes? I've got a spare room I would like to offer as recompense. Despite domiciled Cat? Xx

HULK, who would play you if they made a movie of your life?

I’m very glad you like to keep me to yourself, Hulk. ;) 😘

back off ladies this one is mine

MrsCatE

HULK ENJOYED THE COOKIES YOU SENT. GOOD SELECTION. HULK HAS BEEN SMASHING ALL MORNING THANKS TO EXCELLENT SUGAR RUSH.

HULK HAS OWN LAIR WITH SMASHING ROOM, SLEEPING ROOM AND COOKIE ROOM. PUNY HUMAN CAN VISIT IF SHE WISHES BUT PLEASE NO CATS

PUNY TerfsUp

HULK IS PLEASED YOU HAVE RETURNED. HULK WOULD PLAY HIMSELF. NO ONE ELSE AS MIGHTY AS HULK.

IF HULK NOT AVAILABLE WOULD SUGGEST JOLLY GREEN GIANT.

PIZZA

YOU MAKE HULK BLUSH.

HULK, do you have any brothers or sisters?

HULK babe, France or Uruguay?

TerfsUp

YES. HULK HAS BROTHER AND SISTER. BOTH ARE PUNY HUMAN. HULK IS ONLY HULK.

PUNY LadyRochfordsHoickedGusset

FRANCE. HULK ENJOYS CHEESE AND STRIPED TOPS.

C'est vrai. Je vous aime bien HULK bebe.

Any plans for the weekend Hulk?

Me and my puny offspring are suffering with "too tight trousers " so are going shopping. Where would you recommend?

I’ve baked these cookies specially for you

Sod off Pizza and LadyRoach. Il est pour moi! Seulmont.

Alan superb!!! Kudos!

MrsMoastyToasty

BUSY SATURDAY FOR HULK. MUCH SMASHING TO DO. HULK GETTING VERY HOT IN THIS WEATHER. ANY MUMSNETTERS HAVE A POND FOR HULK TO LIE IN?

HULK SUGGEST TROUSERS WITH HIGH LYCRA CONTENT FOR YOU AND PUNY CHILDREN. PURPLE IS BEST. HULK HAS HIS MADE BY TENT COMPANY.