Bored person - ask me anything!

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Or you can tell me something if you like. I don’t mind.

Do you have many friends ?

I've got super fat, glowing white legs and, for the first time in 20 years I am wearing (knee length) shorts. My calves haven't seen daylight since I was in my 20s! Would you secretly laugh at me or can I safely go to Tesco's?

What's your favourite yodelling song?

Hmm. I have lots of what I’d call ‘acquaintances’. I always seems to struggle to define what a friend actually is . Work is a very sociable environment so I’m never short of people to talk to. I went out with a friend last Saturday and was with a friend/acquaintance on Thursday night, also have a couple of friends I will likely see this weekend or next. So to sum up, yes now that I come to think of it I do have friends . Do you?

Sadie I was pondering this last night as I was walking home and two 20 somethings walked past me. Both were quite well built, wearing shorts, one tanned and the other very white. In the end I decided ‘good for them’ so no, I would laugh at you. Go forth and shop in shorts.

Meant wouldn’t, obvs!

Predict what is going to be the next "I'm a XXXX - ask my anything!" thread.

And no, I'm not bored, I'm supposed to be cleaning the bathroom but somehow I'm on the laptop instead.

What are you having for dinner?

Sneaky - that would be the all time classic ‘mein vater is an appenzeller. What’s your favourite yodel?

See that's my thinking. That the milk bottle hue of my humongous calves is more offensive than the monstrousness of them! And if I never get them out then I'm caught in a vicious circle of glowingness.

Next question. What's the smallest object directly to your left?

User- it’s going to be ‘I work in a call centre ask me anything!’

Op are you enjoying the World Cup? What about the weather? Are you permanent marinated like me these days due to the above?

I hope - I just marinated some chicken thighs in spices and yoghurt so I’ll be having that with some bread most likely (if I can be bothered to move).

Sadie do you have a garden you can pre tan them in? I’m no use for suggestions, the only tanned parts of me are bits of my feet and hands. I don’t own any shorts.

Smallest thing to my left is the iPad on the floor. I’m currently using my phone (too lazy to hold the iPad )

So fruits with a stone in them really ripen at home?

Do you think maccies will have the custard and mince pies this Christmas?

*hmm" if you had to eat either a live worm or a live woodlouse which would you pick?

Bold fail!

Weird - I have zero interest in the World Cup or football in general. I am proud to say I haven’t watched a single second of it and have no idea what’s going on other than snippets I hear from other people in passing. Are you a big fan? Feel free to make your predictions here for the winning team.

Pebble I don’t agree with that theory and I’ve never heard it either. I’ve had baskets of peaches and plums that just went wrinkly and dry and never ripened. I hear that putting a banana with your fruit speeds the process up though.

Ok Ms Bored...would you rather snog a person, a seagull or a grape this evening? I could arrange for all three. And who said life wasn't exciting.

You know - I almost never go to Mac Donald’s so don’t know about these mince pies but I would hope so (as long as the custard was the overpowering flavour as I really hate mince pies).

Half - it would have to be a worm, I don’t like the thought of tickly little legs and bumpy ridges. Did you ever see the film ‘how to eat fried worms’ (or something like that?) I loved that book as a child then discovered as an adult it’s a film too!