Retired lap dancer- ask me anything

[yourprivatedancerEX]

It’s not something I tell new people I meet that for 10 years I used to be a very successful lap dancer. I have a very different career now but often reminisce about my secret lap dancing past, always with fond memories!
I think it’s still something that is frowned upon by many and in my view I think that’s largely down to being misunderstood. So if any of you have any questions I will answer them and hopefully give you some interesting insight into the secret world of lap dancing! Ask away.

greenday that's rubbish, I eas lucky in that I just use to use conditioner and whatever razor Wilko had on offer. Shave on Thursday, quick whizz over on the Saturday, but other than that, I left it. My skin reacts with each though so that was never an option for me, I think my skin just got used to being shaved so often initially and then I cut down to once or twice a week. When I worked more I would shave more.

yourprivatedancerEX Thanks for the thread, it's been so interesting! I've always fancied "having a go" on a pole myself not sure how graceful I'd be in real life mind but I am going to google and see if they have any pole fitness classes locally.

rat I'd only do tricks if I was in the mood or doing a shared stage show and we'd agreed prior. Or when the manager would put me on because the club was busy but flat "make it fancy stripstrip!"

Underground

Go for it! It is hard to begin with but don’t give up because once you master it, it’s very enjoyable! And brilliant for muscle tone!

I was very clunky and clumsy to begin with so try not to worry too much about that/ I promise it gets easier!

Confusssed

That’s such a lovely and kind post! I really appreciate that so thank you!

Thanks for the thread I’ve really enjoyed it.

I pole dance and have done pole dance exams , I do it as a hobby and I’ve also done lap dance bits as well.
The girls I know who do it are all amazing and to me I feel empowered and I have a sense of body confidence through doing it.
Thanks again for the thread x

Greenday

How often did you use Magic Hair Removal? I have dark hair that grows far too quickly and I have to shave every morning of a class - thats like, 4 times a week at least! I end up ripping myself to bits sometimes and i have to go for shorts rather than thong/pant type bottoms!

UndergroundSun Go for it - it will change your life. I'm 5 years in.

You’re welcome wonky donkey- I’m glad you’ve enjoyed it. And yes pole is a great hobby!

Thanks, op and all the other dancers/retired dancers on this thread: you've all been extremely gracious in your responses, and it's been very illuminating

Do you have any tips for getting rid of glitter?

Private dancer

I haven’t read the whole thread but can I ask do men ever touch themselves whilst they are having a private dance? I’m very curious about this

I’m not a pervert btw

Again, you're very welcome OP.

The dancers have certainly been far more dignified and measured in their responses.

Dobby glitter is like herpes, once you've got it, it's never going away. (Baby oil removes glitter better than make up remover, but never use glitter at work, because even if you like it, not everyone else wants to be wearing it.)

Haha dobby YOU CAN NEVER GET RID OF GLITTER!

I was once inadvertently dragged to see some (female) lap dancers (story for another thread) by 2 (female) friends

I have to say the whole experience was enlightening, the women were amazing on the poles and to see the money that men were stuffing in their g-strings was quite something.

why didn't i lose some bloody weight and become one myself I could have made a fucking fortune with my boobs

Melliegrant they’re not allowed. If they do they get warned and then if they do it again they get removed.

mellie no, absolutely not. Hands behind their backs at all time. If they refused to put their hands behind their back, no dance. If they start touching themselves (or tried to touch me) mid dance "put your hands behind your back please" if they don't, walk away and get a bouncer to remove them.

Thanks, op and all the other dancers/retired dancers on this thread: you've all been extremely gracious in your responses, and it's been very illuminating
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Aw well done ladies. This makes me proud*

I wonder how a thread titled ‘I’m a prostitute, ask me anything’ would go?

There’s a very interesting dichotomy here between ‘go you girl, empowerment and shit’ and the HUNDREDS of threads equating paying for a lap dance and cheating.

Is it ok if it’s not your husband? Are we now happy to glamourise an industry that trades in sex and enables men to cheat easily on their partners?

Oh, and I wasn’t calling the OP a thick hun. That was aimed at the sudden rash of sycophantic gushing posts about how inspirational and brave the Op is.

Oh and it’s very interesting as well how those of us who have objected have been called frigid and ugly, upthread. Yay sisterhood! If you’re not all about the male gaze you’re not worth anything!

Ridiculous thread.

If a man is the sort to cheat, he will do it regardless of lapdancing clubs.

Not all women view it as cheating. As I said much earlier upthread different relationships have different boundaries. That’s for the couple to decide and agree.

And it’s not the fact you objected, it’s the ugly and abusive, self righteous manner by which you objected that is the problem. As you can see we have had a civil and balanced discussion with people who don’t agree after the likes of you and crunchy left the thread.

And if it’s a ridiculous thread, 400 plus posts in why are you still hanging around?

I have never objected to lapfancing clubs on here. I don’t think they are cheating but I have seen women come on here and insist otherwise.

Women get angry when their dh doesn’t view lap dancing clubs as the same way as them and quite often insist that they are forced into it.

If in a couple the woman sees lap dancing as cheating and does not agree with it then her partner should respect that and should not partake.

If in a couple the woman is fine with it, and I know many that are, then that’s what works for their relationship.

I've just remembered too about drug taking, within a few days of me starting they sacked a girl for taking coke and took the toilet doors off the loos in the ladies.

Took the toilet doors off? Sounds like such a wonderful environment to work in