Best sex toy Advent calendars of 2023 for a kinkier countdown to Christmas

Our verdict

This Advent calendar may be pricey at first glance, but if you total up the impressive list of products inside, you’re saving a huge £125. Talk about a bargain.

Plus, it contains such a great variety of exciting toys and pleasures. Ann Summers’ Thrusting Rampant Rabbit is the OG of vibrators and a best-seller amongst Mumsnet users. It even features on our round-up of best vibrators and has proven a popular purchase on our Talk boards.

The calendar also features massage oils for intimacy, a butt plug for anal play and some handcuffs, collar and lead for an intro into bondage.

Our verdict

You don’t always need to splash the cash to inject some spice into your relationship. Sometimes you just need a little inspiration, and that’s what this affordable calendar can offer.

Behind every window is a selection of three different activities to do with your partner. They may be sexual, fun or adventurous. And there’s even a good selection of things that are quick and easy if your busy lives leave you short on time.

Some of the suggestions can be innocent and then some can be very racy. And that’s part of the excitement. You never know what you’re going to get behind each window. Customers say not only does this Advent calendar add spice but the romantic and fun suggestions also help with intimacy and reconnection.

Our verdict

Okay… So, this one isn’t technically filled with sex toys. But, if you’re on a budget this festive season, this Advent calendar from Ann Summers is a great choice that won’t break the bank.

It’s traditional in the sense that you get 24 delicious chocolates leading up to the big day. But in true Ann Summers spirit, they are willy-shaped. Not suitable for children, so may be worth keeping out of sight. Although you could always say they’re bells should they accidentally find them… As well as chocolate, each window has a fun or sexy suggestion for you and your partner. Sex and chocolate? Talk about a perfect pairing…

Our verdict

Once again, Ann Summers has really outdone themselves as far as sex toy Advent calendars go for 2023. 

For just £100, you’re saving £55 on a range of incredible treats. The classic rampant rabbit is designed for dual pleasure, as the rabbit’s ears are incredible for clitoral stimulation. If that’s not enough, the calendar also includes Ann Summers’ G-spot vibrator, which is designed to send waves of pleasure to your most sensitive spot. 

The cock ring is designed to slip on to the base of the penis for a new level of intensity. Plus, the silicone butt plug has a tapered tip for easy insertion and the water-based lubricant, which is also included in the calendar, makes it perfect for first-timers. Basically, it’s a fantastic introduction to new worlds of pleasure and sensations (the name is on the tin, after all).

Our verdict

If you don’t already own a Womanizer vibrator, this Advent calendar may be the best way to get your hands on one. On its own, the Womanizer Classic 2 is worth £119. So, for just a little extra, this bundle offers 23 more toys to play with.

Womanizer is often regarded as the maker of some of the best vibrators around, even scoring first place on our roundup of the best ones with the Womanizer OG. 

Also included in this Advent calendar is The bullet vibrator, which can achieve a deep and intense orgasm in seconds. But beyond your own, solo fun, this calendar also offers plenty of toys to enjoy as a couple. The cock ring is designed for mutual pleasure and there’s also a dice which you can roll to decide your sex position.

Our verdict

If there’s one toy that is recommended on our Talk board after the Womanizer, it’s the Satisfyer. And for 2023, the company is releasing incredible Advent calendars for singles and couples to gift and enjoy together. 

The deluxe version has earned a place on this roundup, purely because it’s the more affordable option - but the savings are still huge! Worth over £600 when sold separately, this 24-piece Advent calendar from Satisfyer includes surprises like toys, BDSM gadgets, sexual wellness products, vibrators, lingerie, and even a board game! 

Our verdict

They say Christmas is all about the giving and this Advent calendar is the perfect gift for your DH. It features 12 exciting toys and accessories that are designed for his pleasure. The cock ring and cock sleeve are amazing at ramping up the excitement levels. 

So, whether your DH is well aware of his kinks or perhaps wants to explore new horizons, this set will certainly ensure a good time.

Our verdict

This exciting Advent calendar features Lovehoney’s popular Dream Wand. This vibrator is great because it looks like a back massager, so it’ll spare your blushes if anyone accidentally stumbles upon it.

The vibrator has seven different vibration patterns and four levels of intensity so you can really customise it to suit you. It’s ideal for clitorial stimulation, with some reviews saying you can enjoy a powerful orgasm in minutes. Similarly, the bullet is small in size but oh so powerful and its compact design makes it perfect for travel. Perhaps something you could pack with you if you’re spending Christmas away from home?

Something customers suggested is fully charging the toys ahead of time if you’re buying this as a gift. They are all partially charged but for maximum pleasure, you don’t want the toys to finish before you do!

Our verdict

Sex is all about exploration and thinking outside of the box. This Advent calendar is ideal for all types of couples or romantic situations. There are vibrators that can work for vaginal, clitoral and anal and prostate pleasure and massage oils that can ensure intimacy and romance.

There’s not many Advent calendars that can say they’re designed with everyone in mind but this one pretty much fits the bill! Plus, the best part? There’s 24 pieces to last the whole month of December. 

Our verdict

Intense orgasms are one thing, but feeling connected and close to your partner can also be another big goal for the bedroom. This Advent calendar has a great array of toys but it also features massage oils and lotions that can get things going in foreplay or just offer you and your partner some intimacy. 

Plus, the stack of sex tokens offer some fresh and fun ideas for you both to try. Although, some buyers claim there needs to be more tokens included.

Our verdict

If anyone saw this Advent calendar on your mantelpiece, they’d probably assume it was a fancy design filled with luxury chocolates. The gorgeous emerald tones with the festive gold look so expensive. But, behind each door is a naughty surprise. There is an array of sex toys, as well as lubricants and massage oil.

Reviews say the choice is great and it’s ideal for exploring new kinks. Plus, customers say that whilst you can enjoy this as a couple, there is more than enough fun to be had on your own!

Our verdict

The Lovehoney Rose is definitely the most beautiful sex toy on the market, not to mention the most incredible for delivering clitorial pleasure that will knock your socks off.

This toy also boasts 10 suction settings and uses air pleasure technology to ensure your amazing waves of pleasure. Plus, it's waterproof so you can use lubricants and oils or even enjoy this toy in the bath. Not only that, but this set includes the orgasm balm, which is infused with a tingly menthol to make your intimate areas as sensitive as possible.