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Well, Iceland can fuck off. Fucking asshats that they are.

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HoneyDragon Mon 04-Dec-17 18:51:45

It appears they are not doing their white chocolate and strawberry Christmas trees this year. Only the stupid salted caramel and milk chocolate ones.

They were the entire point of December.

They have RUINED my Christmas fangry

<flounces madly>

Didntcomeheretofuckspiders Mon 04-Dec-17 18:52:54

What are these wonderful sounding Christmas Trees you speak of?! I think I want one anyway...

HoneyDragon Mon 04-Dec-17 18:54:24

Tree shaped magnums things on a stick.

Gone. Gone I tell you. I reached peak salted caramel in 2015, I want my Strawberry ones!

TwitterQueen1 Mon 04-Dec-17 18:54:46

As well as beating England in the Euros of course....

OTOH, it's such a fantastic place to visit..... I know nothing of the shop of which you speak.

HoneyDragon Mon 04-Dec-17 18:56:19

<peers at Twitter>

Probably a bit of a highbrow store for you <hoicks bosom>

ALemonyPea Mon 04-Dec-17 18:57:51

I’ve held similar resentment towards Tesco since the early 00s when they stopped making festive chipolotas. I pine for them every year.

Don’t turn into a bitter twisted sausage mourner like me, let it go Stealth, for the love of the the baby Jesus, let it go.

ALemonyPea Mon 04-Dec-17 18:58:17

Honey, not Stealth, see what it’s done to me.

JoJoBow Mon 04-Dec-17 18:58:59

discusting. are you fyeming Honeydragon.

ipswichwitch Mon 04-Dec-17 18:59:50

Oh great. They’ve stopped doing something I’ve never even had and now I really want one. Bastards.

HoneyDragon Mon 04-Dec-17 19:00:42

I can’t let it go. I haven’t purchased a single item from Ben & Jerry’s since 2001 in protest at their discontinuing Chubby Hubby.

How can you have a proper Cmas with normal chipolatas after Festive ones? That’s awful fsad

RafaIsTheKingOfClay Mon 04-Dec-17 19:01:15

shock at Lemony outing Honey/Stealth

I’ve not forgiven Iceland since our local one stopped selling the popping candy ice lollies.

MikeUniformMike Mon 04-Dec-17 19:01:19

I don't understand the appeal of salted caramel.

HoneyDragon Mon 04-Dec-17 19:01:46

I am fumming and apauled.

First they killed off the Smartie Penguin and now this.

TwitterQueen1 Mon 04-Dec-17 19:04:51

exactly ipswich. Until Honeydragon so inconsiderately posted about such delicious things that us mere mortals have never known, I did not want a white chocolate and strawberry Christmas tree. However, now that she has, this is the thing I want RIGHT NOW.

Honestly, I'm going to flounce right off to somewhere else [where? help?!], hoicking my bosom very, very high.

thecolonelbumminganugget Mon 04-Dec-17 19:05:05

Safeway used to make mince pies with orange zest in the pastry, they were the best mince pies. They stopped doing them then a few years later they went under, coincidence or karma?

WitchesHatRim Mon 04-Dec-17 19:06:04

Now salted caramel ones sound nice ducks from OP

ALemonyPea Mon 04-Dec-17 19:06:46

Christmas is just not the same anymore. Totally dampens the whole day.

TwitterQueen1 Mon 04-Dec-17 19:06:47

OK, now I'm absolutely FUMING! MikeUM seriously? are you sure you're in the right place? anyone who doesn't get salted caramel is seriously weird. Sorry, but true.

AllPowerfulLizardPerson Mon 04-Dec-17 19:07:36

What makes a chipolata festive?

StealthPolarBear Mon 04-Dec-17 19:07:44

Well you'd never find this mum in Iceland. <turns up nose>

StealthPolarBear Mon 04-Dec-17 19:08:29

But this Christmas tree thing, like a magnum you say...?

MikeUniformMike Mon 04-Dec-17 19:09:14

I'm weird. I don't eat much salt so it tastes really salty to me.

HoneyDragon Mon 04-Dec-17 19:09:30

Stealth, they banned you again for stealing lamb legs to sell down the pub again?

WitchesHatRim Mon 04-Dec-17 19:09:43

@StealthPolarBear they are lovely

StealthPolarBear Mon 04-Dec-17 19:10:08

Stop lying you caaaaah

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