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To ask for your help in an emoji insult war with my DBro?

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MummyPigLovesAppleSauce Fri 06-Jan-17 15:18:15

DBro and I are grown ups, apparently. Yet since both getting new phones we have been competing to send the rudest insults possible, using only emojis. Over xmas I scored a blinder with w⚓️ but he has just beat me with 🐴🙂!
I am out of ideas! I cannot be beaten with 'AssFace'! Anyone got anything? The more puerile the better grin

NancyDonahue Fri 06-Jan-17 15:28:49


ChuckSnowballs Fri 06-Jan-17 15:32:12

EthelEgbert Fri 06-Jan-17 15:32:21

✏️ 🍆

AndNoneForGretchenWieners Fri 06-Jan-17 15:36:35


EthelEgbert Fri 06-Jan-17 15:38:25

Penis drops?


QODRestYeMerryGentlemen Fri 06-Jan-17 15:38:40


ShelaghTurner Fri 06-Jan-17 15:42:54


ShelaghTurner Fri 06-Jan-17 15:43:26


Gallavich Fri 06-Jan-17 15:43:47

Dick splash grin

EthelEgbert Fri 06-Jan-17 15:45:14

Cheers! Hahaha

Beewhisperer Fri 06-Jan-17 15:48:01

🐴🍩 asshole?
🐴👅 ass licker?

ShelaghTurner Fri 06-Jan-17 15:50:44

Love this


diamondofdoom Fri 06-Jan-17 15:51:12

✊🏻💦🗑 - cum bucket
😵🍌 - choking on a dick

(I just made these up on the spot, all the good ones were taken)

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MummyPigLovesAppleSauce Fri 06-Jan-17 15:53:40

Haha! These are great! I'm having to explain them as I send them... DBro isn't very bright! grin
Keep them coming! He is asking where I suddenly got my inspiration. I'll never tell him you're all my secret weapon!

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JustSpeakSense Fri 06-Jan-17 15:58:44


Christmassnake Fri 06-Jan-17 16:03:14

Come on people I need them explaining ,the only one I got was bell end

EthelEgbert Fri 06-Jan-17 16:06:34

Me too, Christmas

Mine was pencil dick

TudorHouse Fri 06-Jan-17 16:08:52


Beewhisperer Fri 06-Jan-17 16:09:43


NancyDonahue Fri 06-Jan-17 16:10:23


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