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To ask for your help in an emoji insult war with my DBro?

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MummyPigLovesAppleSauce · 06/01/2017 15:18

DBro and I are grown ups, apparently. Yet since both getting new phones we have been competing to send the rudest insults possible, using only emojis. Over xmas I scored a blinder with w⚓️ but he has just beat me with 🐴🙂!
I am out of ideas! I cannot be beaten with 'AssFace'! Anyone got anything? The more puerile the better Grin

OP posts:
Lilmisskittykat · 06/01/2017 22:06

💩👜 - shitbag

buckeejit · 06/01/2017 22:10

I eel ridiculous but I have no idea what the wee alien emojis a meant to be

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Bejazzled · 06/01/2017 22:15

nancy
It's the bat signal live 😄

VulvaInLaw · 06/01/2017 22:16

Love these! Shitbag is my insult of house so I'll be using that loads!

EthelEgbert · 06/01/2017 22:27

buckeejit I can't work half them out unless someone gives the answer!

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