To ask for your help in an emoji insult war with my DBro?

[MummyPigLovesAppleSauce]

DBro and I are grown ups, apparently. Yet since both getting new phones we have been competing to send the rudest insults possible, using only emojis. Over xmas I scored a blinder with w⚓️ but he has just beat me with 🐴🙂!
I am out of ideas! I cannot be beaten with 'AssFace'! Anyone got anything? The more puerile the better

These are great I'm going to use them on my dbro, he won't know what's hit him

I LOVE pillock. Genius.

I actually think your w⚓️ is better than his 🐴🙂, OP.

I can't think of any and am meant to be working, so mustn't fiddle with my phone , but am snorting at this thread.

🅿️🐀 = prat

🐶🗣 = dog breath

👃🏻🧀👞 = smelly cheesy feet

💨👦🏼 = fart face

What the fuck is a pencil dick...is that a thing? Like saying ..you have a thin penis??

Nancy pls explain?

😰🏐⚽️= sweaty balls

I'm so sad,I've been depressed for days...you guys are making me cry with laughter,thankyou xxxx

Mine were knobcheese, wankpuffin and bollock faced shit licker (I nicked that one!)

Pencil dick = thin penis so yeah a standard schoolyard insult - when I was a kid anyway!
These are great! Making notes.......

It's supposed to be go fuck yourself 🏁👉👌🙂

And pizza face 🍕☺

Joinourclub

I was totally sitting here thinking, "Pmouse? Pee mouse? Parking mouse?" for far too long

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ Fuck off

🍕💩

🍕💩 = pizza shit.... piece of shit... Geddit?

Toilet licker. Scraping the barrel now! 🚽👅

🎱👜
💩👜
💉

Oh I like shit bag 😊

Apparently, I am a 🐓🐒!
I told him 'try harder you 🍕💩'

🐒👋🏼

👄💩
®®⛳️

These are so funny.

Pencil dick was standard put down when I was young too- I think it had a less "penisy" connotation though as "dick" tended to mean "jerk" or "twat" more than it meant "penis".

Although pencil jerk obviously means nothing.

I don't have the pill emoji - is that iPhone?

I think Nancy wins for the first post after the OP