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To ask for your help in an emoji insult war with my DBro?

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MummyPigLovesAppleSauce · 06/01/2017 15:18

DBro and I are grown ups, apparently. Yet since both getting new phones we have been competing to send the rudest insults possible, using only emojis. Over xmas I scored a blinder with w⚓️ but he has just beat me with 🐴🙂!
I am out of ideas! I cannot be beaten with 'AssFace'! Anyone got anything? The more puerile the better Grin

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EthelEgbert · 06/01/2017 22:27

buckeejit I can't work half them out unless someone gives the answer!

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VulvaInLaw · 06/01/2017 22:16

Love these! Shitbag is my insult of house so I'll be using that loads!

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Bejazzled · 06/01/2017 22:15

nancy
It's the bat signal live 😄

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buckeejit · 06/01/2017 22:10

I eel ridiculous but I have no idea what the wee alien emojis a meant to be

Sad

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Lilmisskittykat · 06/01/2017 22:06

💩👜 - shitbag

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EthelEgbert · 06/01/2017 21:47

😂

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NancyDonahue · 06/01/2017 21:46

Ethel - 😺

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JamesStPatrick · 06/01/2017 21:45

You used mine! You used mine!! Hurrah!!

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EthelEgbert · 06/01/2017 21:43

Oh, nancy the star doesn't show at all on my phone. Good one!

There aren't any fanjo emojis are there?

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LottieDoubtie · 06/01/2017 21:35

💋👱🏻‍♀️🍑

Couldn't think of anything ruder sorry! Great thread though 😃

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NancyDonahue · 06/01/2017 21:29

Bedazzled, what the hell is that?! Shock

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NancyDonahue · 06/01/2017 21:28

Floppy cock 😂. I think I've turned into a 16 year old boy 😂😂

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NancyDonahue · 06/01/2017 21:27

Really giggling at ring sting Grin which has inspired 💍🔥

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NancyDonahue · 06/01/2017 21:23

Ethel it's porn (pawn) star

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andpropersteel · 06/01/2017 21:10

💾🐓 floppy cock

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Bejazzled · 06/01/2017 21:10

Posted too soon. Not an emoji but needed a giggle!

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Bejazzled · 06/01/2017 21:09

Wiggle

To ask for your help in an emoji insult war with my DBro?
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Whatgives · 06/01/2017 21:08

Andpropers is ring sting! 😂

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EthelEgbert · 06/01/2017 21:05

Chess piece?

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NancyDonahue · 06/01/2017 21:04

andproper.. Ring bee?

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NancyDonahue · 06/01/2017 21:03

♟⛥

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andpropersteel · 06/01/2017 21:02

🥘💩 paella shit?

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DailyMailDontStealMyThread · 06/01/2017 21:01

I'm not very good at this.

Best I could thing of is 🎓🐶teachers pet Blush

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PavlovianLunge · 06/01/2017 21:00

🍑Biscuit

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Elledouble · 06/01/2017 20:57

💦🎺 (spunktrumpet)
🍆👜 (dickbag)
🍆🐭🗑♻️ (cockwomble - a bit far fetched probably...)

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