To ask for your help in an emoji insult war with my DBro?

[MummyPigLovesAppleSauce]

DBro and I are grown ups, apparently. Yet since both getting new phones we have been competing to send the rudest insults possible, using only emojis. Over xmas I scored a blinder with w⚓️ but he has just beat me with 🐴🙂!
I am out of ideas! I cannot be beaten with 'AssFace'! Anyone got anything? The more puerile the better

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See, I think the 👃 is more peenish than the 🍆

I meant, yes, to nancy

💍 🐝

Apparently 🍤 is peenish as well.

🍑 is bum

💦🎺 (spunktrumpet)
🍆👜 (dickbag)
🍆🐭🗑♻️ (cockwomble - a bit far fetched probably...)

🍑

I'm not very good at this.

Best I could thing of is 🎓🐶teachers pet

🥘💩 paella shit?

♟⛥

andproper.. Ring bee?

Chess piece?

Andpropers is ring sting! 😂

Wiggle

Posted too soon. Not an emoji but needed a giggle!

💾🐓 floppy cock

Ethel it's porn (pawn) star

Really giggling at ring sting which has inspired 💍🔥

Floppy cock 😂. I think I've turned into a 16 year old boy 😂😂

Bedazzled, what the hell is that?!

💋👱🏻‍♀️🍑

Couldn't think of anything ruder sorry! Great thread though 😃

Oh, nancy the star doesn't show at all on my phone. Good one!

There aren't any fanjo emojis are there?

You used mine! You used mine!! Hurrah!!

Ethel - 😺

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