To ask for your help in an emoji insult war with my DBro?

[MummyPigLovesAppleSauce]

DBro and I are grown ups, apparently. Yet since both getting new phones we have been competing to send the rudest insults possible, using only emojis. Over xmas I scored a blinder with w⚓️ but he has just beat me with 🐴🙂!
I am out of ideas! I cannot be beaten with 'AssFace'! Anyone got anything? The more puerile the better

🍕 💩 is inspired 😂

8==✊🏻==D💦

🐈💨. Cat fart. They're the absolute worst.

Pavlovian, . Monkey wave?

Monkey spanker (wanker), Sapphire

🐎⛳

Ah, I see. Rhyming insults.

These are fab, shamelessly place marking to send some to my sis later.

Is it horse hole? arse hole?

What is RR hole one?

W⚓️ I like bellend as well but it's already been used.

I like ⚽️👜=ya baw bag

®®⛳️ is arsehole ('r's hole)

Spanking the monkey is slang for wanking, so a monkey spanker is a wanker, with the added benefit of rhyming.

Thank you. I really Should've worked that one out...

🔝🔔🔚

Asshole 🐎⛳

🛫 🐚🐟

Plain selfish

What's that one loafer?

🍆💵 = dickwad
🍉👦🏼 = melon head
🍷📧®= plonker
And for inbetweeners fans .....
💼W⚓️= briefcase wanker!

I think I'm going to be doing this every time I feed the baby tonight!

These are genius! Going to use them on DH! 😂

I just spent a shamefully long time looking for the anchor emoji to send to DH. Found it though ⚓️

Also 💦🐵 spunk monkey

that dick looks like an aubergine to me

pencil aubergine????

🕹🏇 knob jockey

I think there are 2 emojis for penis the aubergine 🍆 And I can remember the other one.

It does look peenish

*can't

The nose looks a bit suspect 👃