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To think it's not funny to whack someone in the stomach with your willy?

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FrankieAnne Mon 02-Jul-12 21:24:59

I suffer with IBS and my stomach is killing me so DP finds it hilarious to keep whacking me in the stomach with his willy. Sounds silly but it really hurts.

AIBU to go off in a huff over it?

BertieBotts Mon 02-Jul-12 21:26:18

He;s being a dick (pun unintended)

Kick him in the balls and then laugh!

BonkeyMollocks Mon 02-Jul-12 21:26:26

Grab it and yank!

WhiteWidow Mon 02-Jul-12 21:26:36

HAHHAAHAHHA

I read this to my DP, he decided to do 'the helicopter' in response.

FrankieAnne Mon 02-Jul-12 21:27:29

He isn't allowed to do helicopter as he once knocked over a glass of wine doing it and ruined a new carpet.

hopenglory Mon 02-Jul-12 21:27:51

He's not called Christian Grey by any chance is he?

BrianCoxhasSmellySox Mon 02-Jul-12 21:27:59

Your 'D'H is an unsympathetic, childish, cunt.

Grab hold of his bollocks, tug really hard and then laugh loudly in his face.

Failing that - LEAVE THE BASTARD.

Ruudiluca Mon 02-Jul-12 21:28:26

Eh? confused

Generally silliness between spouses is funny.
Hurting someone else when you know it hurts isn't.

PackItInNow Mon 02-Jul-12 21:31:16

How big is it to be whacking you in the belly confused?

kotinka Mon 02-Jul-12 21:31:32

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MrsTerryPratchett Mon 02-Jul-12 21:31:35

Paint your stomach with super glue.

Ambrosius Mon 02-Jul-12 21:32:31

It is quite funny grin

FrankieAnne Mon 02-Jul-12 21:33:34

Well no matter what the size, being hit with any solid, blunt object is going to hurt isn't it. It's the impact.

HeadfirstForHalos Mon 02-Jul-12 21:35:11

BonkeyMollocks Yeah, but not in a good way! You shouldn't reward bad behaviour.

<off to ask dh to do me a "helicopter">

BonkeyMollocks Mon 02-Jul-12 21:35:11

Solid?? hmm

Dh is intrigued as to how he manages to get a hit in that hurts. Does he swing and launch?

HeadfirstForHalos Mon 02-Jul-12 21:36:28

Was it a cream carpet? And was there someone called Adam in it? (is it Adam?)

Stellarforstar Mon 02-Jul-12 21:36:32

Get some coarse sandpaper and glue it to your tummy with eyelash glue.

Or maybe wrap your tummy in cling film and smear some chilli paste on it; now that would be revenge!

HeadfirstForHalos Mon 02-Jul-12 21:36:42

Or a Sharon grin

FrankieAnne Mon 02-Jul-12 21:37:16

I should never have asked him to do the Jesus song, I suppose it's my own fault really.

HeadfirstForHalos Mon 02-Jul-12 21:37:50

"does he swing and launch"

I'm imaging him doing a run up and everything now grin

MammaTJ Mon 02-Jul-12 21:40:58

Grab him by the bollocks till you show him what pain really is!!! Then it will all be sorted!!

kotinka Mon 02-Jul-12 22:27:09

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FutTheShuckUp Mon 02-Jul-12 22:28:48

Was he doing the t Rex whilst whacking you with his willy? Or cuddling groceries?

FutTheShuckUp Mon 02-Jul-12 22:29:24

Is the wasp still dead?

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