To think it's not funny to whack someone in the stomach with your willy?

[FrankieAnne]

I suffer with IBS and my stomach is killing me so DP finds it hilarious to keep whacking me in the stomach with his willy. Sounds silly but it really hurts.

AIBU to go off in a huff over it?

Im not sure, he won't let me measure it

He must have a huge cock. Show us the evidence....

I would suggest OP saves up a particularly nasty fart next time he "whacks" her on the stomach.

Just mainly mushy stuff that he's lonely and missed me and would like a kiss, and then when I refuse it tells me I've hurt his feelings

Cunny. Is his owner a ventriloquist?

Nope, his owner is a road worker.

Is that you Sharon? And are you talking about Bagda?

how about a liberal application of deep heat to your tummy? or a belt made of sandpaper?

Hmmm wonder what user was searching for then?

The mind boggles Imperial...

Not another damn ZOMBIE thread!

Why would you resurrect this pile of crap and how long is his cock anyway to be able to 'whack' you in the stomach?

Buy one of these

Yabu to use 'willy'
I hate that word

Even a zombie 'willy'

Here we go again....

oh my word I am roaring with laughter here, these responses are fucking hilarious!!

I don't even care that it's a zombie.. it's a funny one

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I'm loving reading these threads again. I'm creased