To think it's not funny to whack someone in the stomach with your willy?

[FrankieAnne]

I suffer with IBS and my stomach is killing me so DP finds it hilarious to keep whacking me in the stomach with his willy. Sounds silly but it really hurts.

AIBU to go off in a huff over it?

lol, @ Jesus Song, wassat?

I love Jesus, Jesus loves me. God made Jesus, but god didn't make me. Sang whilst whacking himself in the stomach with his Willy in time with the beat.

I have a Willy that big!

I've been tapped on the forehead as he's come out of the shower too. My face was like

wow, your DH is freaky. Mind you I can't pretend similar things don't happen in this house from time to time.....

If he has a willing friend they could use their members to play nobminton or prick-pong. He seems to have a good controlled swinging action

The wasp could be the ball...

So the wasps still dead and now we've moved on from the t Rex in the supermarket to doing the Jesus dance while waggling his willy

Next time you get the shits, shit on his willy.

Is he wearing his tony Maguire face?

He can whack himself with his willy?

Wouldn't he have to be bent double or something for that?

How's Sharon?

It's all in the hips...

Silly

WTF is with these threads?

Was he doing the mole impression at the same time?

Has Sharon taught it him? the kinky hoor

Well I think I need a lie down after reading this

Is it long enough to whack a dead wasp off the windowsill?

Is it time to go and get a Hot Dawg?

Tie a paintbrush to monster schlong and get him to paint the hall or something.

did you try cleaning it with a dirty cloth?

I shouldn't open such threads whilst at work really. Not when I'm feeling a bit poorly.

Is this the trex op? What's that about a wasp?