To think it's not funny to whack someone in the stomach with your willy?

[FrankieAnne]

I suffer with IBS and my stomach is killing me so DP finds it hilarious to keep whacking me in the stomach with his willy. Sounds silly but it really hurts.

AIBU to go off in a huff over it?

WTAF.....I see a lot of willies in my line of work ( nurse not lady of the night) and just can't fathom the logistics of this?!

Is it a hard one?

Is your partner Mario the ice cream man?

Weren't his arms held up and through the basket?

I don't get what position would he be doing this to you, OP?

Am I missing something???

Dp does that when soft, but it's a massive one

He informed me the other day he could touch his bum with it, why I don't know

Rub some deep heat all over your stomach and see how he likes it then!

Laughing uncontrollably now, you've made my day!

FFS how big is his willy? Is he flailing it at you from across the room, or something [impressed]

Ooh yes Bitch, he may be doing it from work.

be a good sport and let him place a golf ball in your belly button then see how hard he can whack that.he may get a hole in one

Bungle is so bossy!

Perhaps this is a new entry for an Olympic sport.

Tony Maguire does this too, doesn't he? - While singing Erasure?

He informed me the other day he could touch his bum with it, why I don't know

My B/F has a similar trick, but definitely more than touching going on

He can touch his bum with his willy? Bloody hell, how big is it???

I saw a stripper in a gay club once that could touch his bum with his willy.

Get him one of these

I daren't click Byeckers

Ima sat here in stitches reading this its really made me laugh so much my sides are hurting. People keep looking at me!!

My dh likes to knock on the living room door with his. I also got slapped round the head with it whilst watching Corrie

What is it with men and willies? They just treat them like toys!! DP's 'talks' to me

Oooh what does it say Cunny?