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Colleague's pies

135 replies

glitterfinder · 30/09/2023 19:32

I have a colleague who has taken up baking fruit pies and bringing them in. Not a problem! However it’s not as simple as ‘there’s pie in the kitchen, help yourself’, it’s become a twice-weekly ceremony where we are all brought in to sit at the table to partake and admire whether we want to or not.
For background- this person is loud to the point of unbearable, nosy, with near constant attention-seeking behaviours and drama and has absolutely zero boundaries. She is the kind who uses work as the entirety of her social interaction.
I (privately!) have real doubts about the hygiene of these pies given the pictures I’ve seen of cats on the counters etc, and also the general state of her fingernails. I’m also (again privately) very slowly (but successfully!) losing my pandemic stone by making a few changes with food. Happy to be polite and admire, but I just don’t want to eat the pie.
In this case, over the last few weeks that this has been going on, a cheerful ‘that looks great, but not for me today, thank you’ which would work anywhere else hasn’t cut it. It’s resulted in intrusive questions, pointed hurt looks and going on about it in a mean way afterwards. I have to sit beside her. Dreading pie day next week already. How do I handle this?

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MrsRachelDanvers · 01/10/2023 09:08

Don’t make up excuses. Just say great but pies aren’t your thing-if she doesn’t like it it’s her problem. Don’t make it yours.

NooNakedJacuzziness · 01/10/2023 09:17

Eat ALL the pies she brings in this week and projectile vomit them up like Lardass on Stand by Me in the pie eating contest

smallshinybutton · 01/10/2023 09:35

00100001 · 30/09/2023 23:28

Pienful. Actually.

Very good!

TheGoodBanana · 01/10/2023 09:56

I don't like cooked fruit so I would say - no thanks, I don't like fruit pie.

Job done.

Ollifer · 01/10/2023 10:12

I hate fruit pies. So if I was in this situation I'd just say no thanks I don't like it. It's really simple. Don't say you're on a diet, or have an intolerance etc. Just say no thanks you don't like/want it.

ChocolateCakeOverspill · 01/10/2023 10:19

Can’t you just say leave it on the side and if I’m hungry later I’ll have some?

DontGiveMeThatOldCrap · 01/10/2023 10:25

Accept a slice of pie, say you're taking it home for your partner/kids/mum/elderly neighbour who you told about her marvellous home-made pies.

Then, if you felt nasty enough, say that one of those people became really ill after eating it Grin

Ponderence · 01/10/2023 11:44

Could you take your own pie in (shop bought but presented like your own) and make it into a bake off style situation?

Bookish88 · 01/10/2023 11:52

Well I'm blunt by nature, which clearly you're not OP, but personally the thought of eating buffet food and/or people's home baking makes me want to 🤢 so I tend to tell them that, whilst making it clear that it's nothing personal. No one's ever questioned me, or stopped speaking to me at work (whilst no doubt privately raising an eyebrow and thinking I'm weird) so 🤷‍♀️

WmFnKdSg1234 · 01/10/2023 12:15

@ChocolateCakeOverspill 😂

BeyondMyWits · 01/10/2023 14:51

Covid made it easy. I don't eat stuff other people have made.
No thank you.

Jammylou · 01/10/2023 15:20

I think I would just say no thanks and don't feel obliged to going to the pie thing. I'd politely say I'd rather not sit down and do this my spate time at work is precious to me. Keep making excuses and she shouod get the message.
How annoying making such a big deal of it its like she is seeking approval.
Never feel obliged or forced to partake in anything you don't want to at work.

BashfulClam · 01/10/2023 19:00

MothralovesGojira · 30/09/2023 20:37

One of my ex-colleagues worked in the same job centre as Dennis Nilsen. He would regularly bring in and share his home made meat pies 😱

I heard it was curries.

BashfulClam · 01/10/2023 19:28

I’d hate this. If you say you don’t like fruit pies etc she’s say ‘oh but you’ll like mine, even people who don’t normally like it will eat mine and say how great it is!’ No! I don’t like it full stop. We had a biscuit/chocolate buyer in a previous office. I didn’t take her biscuits as I was on a diet so she bought a big bag of raisins for me. I don’t like raisins and they are high in sugar, she then moaned about the waste ‘you don’t eat biscuits so I bought raisins and you won’t eat them, what a waste!’ Well don’t buy them Pat, no one bloody asked you to!!!!!

I also had a boss who always wanted to have someone take half a treat. ‘Who wants to share this?’ No I either will take full one or nothing, not some mangled bit. Why are people like this?

GreenWheat · 01/10/2023 20:54

If the firm no thank you isn't working, you might have to go down the nuclear route of "your need for emotional validation does not trump my wish to look after my own health. Back off". Sounds like she might need to hear that.

PieFaceAndLovingIt · 02/10/2023 01:05

😂😂😂

PieFaceAndLovingIt · 02/10/2023 01:06

😂

pontipinemum · 02/10/2023 11:34

glitterfinder · 30/09/2023 23:34

Pienfull now happily added to vocabulary! Replies have given food for thought (cliché groan) but the woman is like a toddler. I've never had a colleague like her.

@glitterfinder @00100001 I didn't see 001's post and above yours and didn't cop the pun. DO NOT google Pienfull 😂

glitterfinder · 02/10/2023 12:57

Pie lady is off sick today with v&d 🤣

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WomanStanleyWoman2 · 02/10/2023 13:22

I’m hoping you mean D&V - otherwise that’s TMI 😆

LiesDoNotBecomeUs · 02/10/2023 15:41

Since it has become an official thing - you could start to make it a less attractive 'easy bonding' thing for your workplace.

Just drop your slice - where it will make the most trouble.

Clean up apologetically but messily. Keep dropping :).

Rehearse new almost catching it moves for next time.

Eventually no-one will mind when you reverse away from an offered slice.

EekGoesTheBaby · 02/10/2023 23:12

I like PP's suggestion of 'It's not a pie day for me.' The other suggestions of 'I can't/don't/won't eat...' mean you'll always have to remember the white lie when eating in the office.

Another option, bake your own pie shell (extra-large size, empty), cut a hole in the side, sneak into the break room and slip her pie INTO your pie, tin and all.

Another option, bring a piece of chocolate cake to work. At the pie-admiring ceremony, do a little switcheroo on your own plate when no one's looking. Then when people notice, just say that Pie-tunia (definitely your coworker's name) served it to you. Keep playing dumb.

StarlightGin · 02/10/2023 23:16

OnAFrolicOfMyOwn · 30/09/2023 20:26

"No thank you. I had it last week and was violently ill afterwards"😝

😂

PieFaceAndLovingIt · 03/10/2023 01:40

Give her a "I can't eat pie" pie chart🤑