MN Blanket Making Thread continued.......

[RatherBeOnThePiste]

There is irony in me starting this second thread for you lovely Blanket Makers, as I'm the least crafty person, but I'm doing it to help Pidj

I seen the birdy! It's got eyesies! And it's called 'Knotty'!

< passes hanky >
Little Knotty Top Bird slept well last night.......
But, she's still somewhat wary of the cat

It's Monday.

Yep, that's natural. Us Knotties are allergic to cats

It's Monday.

Omigod omigod omigod....
The funniest / most embarrassing thing has just happened to me...you'll love it....!

Getting something out of my bag in the staff room and my heavenly (yet to be worn) crocheted nipple tassels fell out. YES, everyone saw!!!

I had to explain, my explanation sounded incredibly dubious!!
This will keep me laughing for YEARS!!!!!

a leeetle bit
But a whole lot of

People will be talking about me!

An absolute classic Pistey moment
And am so outed on here if they read this!

No, knotty it's fuckingbastardshitty monday

I'm exhausted and in meltdown already and I've got 28 more hours of work to get through by wednesday

Thanks for the giggle, pistey

That is marvellous, Piste

Glad it wasn't me at my place of work. I could not have explained my way out of that one so easily.

Do you know Knotty... It really was Marvellous ..... Squirmy, but Marvellous I will titter about it for evermore, and the fact I tried explaining made it so much worse!!!!

Aw Pidj.......... Makes Pidj sit on the nice squishy sofa and plumps up a nice
poof puff poooffe pooff puffie powff perff pourffe pourwffee purff cushion thing for her feet....

Pouffe

My dad parents is have one

Disclaimer: my dad is 64 and looks 44. I heva banned him from skinny jeans because they discredit his 30 year marriage to my mum. Even though he has a better figure than most men half his age. I do his clothes shopping for him. He wears etnies trainers and gap jeans with burton/topman shirts

< plumps a pouffe for the daughter of the trendy dad >

57 minutes til I escape, then only 24 hours of this job til I can sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep. Except lovely dp is treating me to a posh facial and has booked it for half ten in the morning! Ah well. I feel dodgy maybe I'll throw up in the night and have to have 2 days off

You'd have to grease my father in order to get him into Gap jeans.

My dad's got a smaller waist than dp although dad's a weedy streak of nothing

I'd need a whole tub of lard for my legs and then another for my arse to get into gap skinnies

Make fetching wrist warmers, Piste.

That actually made me snort attractively Knooty

Knooty is she a New Girl I wonder?!

Pistey unashamedly forgets all others and fawns over new girl Knooty, instantly developing a deep and meaningful crush on her, admiring her supersoft superbouncy sculpted waves and her sprayed on arse.....

Thank God you are here Knooty, it was getting a bit rocky, there are those on here who favour linen trousers. < gasp>

Sadly Pistey?s crush is unrequited, and even an invitation to the Fourth Form midnight feast down by the pool is rejected by a toss of those supersoft superbouncy sculpted waves. Pistey retreats broken hearted......

Snooty Knooty

Linen trousers

Surely you mean a linen trouser ?

mice

Pistey is finding her unrequited crush on First-Rate-Flicky-New-Girl Knooty totally sad-making, but is desperate to move on in a dignified manner and with her pride intact.....

Sadly she is doomed to failure, so comfort eats on sardines, hard boiled eggs and gingerbread, and simply blows up......

AND LASHINGS OF GINGER ALE

Afternoon

Haven't managed to do much re raffle today. Friends in need came first, I'm afraid. Will get onto it as soon as I can though.

No rush, I've done fuck all today apart from hoovering cleaning the kitchen and bathroom booking a therapy appt eek and trying to go to the gym