THINGS JK ROWLING HAS SHAMEFULLY REFUSED TO COMMENT ON

[RoyalCorgi]

There's been a spate of threads recently about things JK Rowling has shamefully failed to comment on. Wouldn't it be easier to put them all in a single thread?

I'll start.

JK Rowling has shamefully failed to comment on the Manchester City fraud scandal.

I disagree. It's scone not scone.
Yours fiendishly.
Not JKR.

I disagree with you both. It's scone, as any fule kno.

I got a deletion for quoting those very Molesworth lines earlier in the year. I was disagreeing with one of our scolders who reported me for a personal attack.
Hilarious.

I await deletion, in that case! 😆

I'm a bit tougher than that. I'm no fotherington- thomas. I can take it.😀

From JKR's essay

As George Orwell said, ‘freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two is four. If that is granted, all else follows.’ If a man can be a woman, there is no such thing as a woman. That might not matter to you personally, but it matters to millions of women who don’t have the luxury of pretending that their sex doesn’t matter. I remain on their side.

She takes the time to comment on things that are self evident, like maths, but can't be bothered to get involved in the controversial stuff, like the loo rolls - typical

Hair IS everything!

I know right!

Its Ess-coo-en-ey.
Surely everyone knows that.

Shconny

What is Roing with you people??!!
Clearly it's

SCONE

If you ain't saying ꗟ⋐☉ℼⅇ you is al̳l̳ wrong!

Show off.

<slumps away muttering evil things >

Agreed. Humph.

Nevermind.

I'm having hot chocolate in the Bluey. With cream. And fleecy blankets. So there.

Order one for me, I'll be there in a sec.

JKR could tell you how to do the fancy words but, well you know what she's like.

🧙‍♀️

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It's not just JKR. Martin Lewis has done eff all to end the rioting in France. Disgraceful.

Um... what now? Too clever for me! 😄

I understood it for a moment but now it's scone.

That’s one of the all-time best exchanges on the hellsite.

Is it sad I can read that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not sad at all! I think it's fab💜

It really is 🤣