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The Bluestocking, where we look forward to good things happening, both soon and later.

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AsWithGlad · 26/09/2026 01:05

Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very enthusiastic crew of gerbils, who enjoy doing this and other interesting things. Any curious menfolk are welcome at the Staunch Ally down the road.

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Boiledbeetle · 01/10/2026 21:28

Magpiecomplex · 01/10/2026 20:33

Are you sure? Apparently there's one in Jr Master Magpie's precarious book stack now.

Not entirely sure no. I think it's moved to by the dryer and is currently eating the remains of the cats tea.

MyrtleLion · 01/10/2026 22:18

MarieDeGournay · 01/10/2026 20:48

I'm getting twitchy just reading your spdr- related posts😱

I nipped back over to the RCN thread and noticed that Myrtle has referenced some 'things' going on - I hope you're OK Myrtle and sorting those things outFlowers

I am fine, thank you. I wrote a letter to a firm of lawyers over a week ago that was quite urgent and it went to their spam folder. They didn't check that until I wrote to them again last night on a related issue. That letter went through and they found my original email because I referenced it in the second letter. I am still waiting to find out if they are going to take any action but it meant other things that I thought had happened, hadn't and I had to sort that out.

And then my GP called because a dermatologist in London spotted a mark on my shoulder that he thought might be a basal cell carcinoma (very mild, non-fatal skin cancer). My GP wanted to look at it and she had an appointment this afternoon.

I went to see her and she had a look thinks it is not a BCC but it is not clear cut and as I was referred by a hospital she had to follow it up. So I now have a teledermatology appointment next week. For reassurance, everyone, I DO NOT HAVE SKIN CANCER. It's a keloid scar, but it does have a capillary under it, so they need to check it out AND IT WILL ALL BE FINE. I AM NOT WORRIED.

And Gosie's adventures will continue very soon.

ErrolTheDragon · 01/10/2026 22:20

Magpiecomplex · 01/10/2026 17:48

The toothpaste tube says Beakbrush, which is probably about right. AI decided that, not me.

Shock you mean beakpaste tube. The AI Is beating us on this oneShock
MyrtleLion · 01/10/2026 22:23

57. Pernilla Ågren

In which a crate is delivered…

The card in Pernilla Ågren’s window had been turned round. It read STÄNGT, and in smaller letters below, Closed.

Gosie knocked anyway. Pernilla opened the door and looked at Gosie and then at @EmpressaurusKitty.

“The people with the cat,” said Pernilla. “Where is the cat?”

“Working,” said Empressaurus.

Pernilla seemed to find this a reasonable answer and stood aside to let them in.

The studio was cooler without visitors in it and lit only by the lights in the display cases. Gosie said they were expecting a crate to be delivered to the studio from England and asked whether they might wait for it here.

“Of course, but you know I won’t be able to give it to you if the delivery label is for somewhere else,” said Pernilla. “Sit. I will make coffee.” She went to the kitchenette off the studio.

Empressaurus went over to the blue slab the height of a door and stood in front of it again with her hands behind her back. Gosie sat on the end of the bench where she could see the street.

A grey van drove past the studio and did not stop. Pernilla brought them both cups of coffee. Some time later a second van drove past in the other direction.

Gosie finished her coffee and held the empty cup. At the far end of the studio Pernilla picked up the pot and brought it over to Gosie.

“You are very still,” said Pernilla, as she poured.

“I’m waiting,” said Gosie.

“Yes. But most people fidget while they wait.”

“I was trained not to.”

At that point the third grey van arrived.

The courier opened the back doors, slid the crate onto a sack barrow, and wheeled it down the sloped runners and into the studio. She set the sack barrow down and eased it out from under the crate. There was a sticker saying Fragile on the lid, and a docket in a plastic sleeve on the side.

Gosie read the docket without getting up. Consignee 3859. Empressaurus came over to the bench.

The courier held out a clipboard. Pernilla signed and took the offered sheet, folded it along the perforation and tore it in two, handing one half back to the courier. The other half Pernilla put on the bench next to the scales. The courier left.

“This is a big crate,” said Pernilla, as she opened the drawer of labels.

Gosie went to the crate and put one paw flat on the lid. Then she knocked, three times.

“Griffin,” she said. “Gimbal. Graphic. It’s Gosie.”

There was no reply.

“Let me try,” said Empressaurus, and she knocked much harder with her knuckles. “Hello in there,” she said, loudly.

There was no reply to that either.

Pernilla had selected a label and was waiting to stick it to the top of the crate. “Who are you talking to?”

“Three friends of ours,” said Gosie. “They’re inside.”

Pernilla looked at the crate. Then she looked at Gosie, and then at Empressaurus, who nodded once. “They must be tiny friends if they are in a crate,” said Pernilla.

“They’re gerbils,” said Gosie. “They didn’t mean to be shut into a crate.”

Pernilla knelt down beside the crate, turned her head and laid her ear against the side. “I hear nothing,” said Pernilla. “Perhaps they sleep?”

“Not through Empressaurus’ knocking,” said Gosie and she walked round the crate. At one of the corners the wood was freshly bare, and the edges of it were rough. The two slats at the corner did not quite meet. Strands of straw and wool had caught in the gap between them and were sticking out.

Gosie put her paw on the corner. The slat moved.

“I do not open parcels,” said Pernilla, standing up behind her. “That is the whole point of the network.” She went to the far end of the studio and came back with a claw hammer. “But I also do not post gerbils,” she said.

Pernilla did not need the hammer. She took hold of the corner slat, and it came away in her hand at the first pull, nails and all, the nails sliding out of their holes as though nothing had been holding them for some time. The lid lifted with it. Pernilla raised it, looked inside, and leaned it against the bench.

The crate was full of wool and straw. Under the packaging something square, flat and heavy was carefully wrapped in padding, laid on more straw and wool.

In the middle of the soft material was a hollow, still holding its shape, about the size of three gerbils lying very close together.

On top of the wool, next to the hollow, was a small brown paper packet with its top folded over.

Gosie picked it up. She unfolded the top of the packet and turned it upside down over her other paw.

It was empty.

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/57-pernilla-agren

The Bluestocking, where we look forward to good things happening, both soon and later.
NotAtMyAge · 01/10/2026 22:38

And the tension ratchets up another notch! 😳

MyrtleLion · 01/10/2026 22:47

You can see the image on the Substack, but it's still under review.

EdithStourton · 01/10/2026 22:53

Oooo....ooof!
Where are they?

Speaking of spiders, apparently our bath is where spiders like to go on
pilgrimage in the autumn. I sooner chuck one out than another arrives.

I found a devil's coach horse in the living room a week or two ago.

EmpressaurusKitty · 02/10/2026 02:20

Myrtle, huge hugs. And the story just gets more exciting.

MarieDeGournay · 02/10/2026 09:02

Myrtle, I'm sure it'll be fine, but it's something you could 100% do withoutFlowers

I'm half relieved that the 3Gs escaped - but also worried that nobody knows where they are now😧 I hope they've found the local branch of Seeds'r'Us and have stuffed their pockets - not their stomachs, they need to stay alert and agile. Not replete and snoozing.

But most people fidget while they wait.”
“I was trained not to.”
What an interested backstory Gosie must have! There's material for a Prequel and several Sequels - Gosie: Origin; A Fistful of Sunflower Seeds; For a Few Sunflower Seeds More; The Good, the Bad and the Deceptively Small and Cuddly....

MarieDeGournay · 02/10/2026 09:11

EdithStourton · 01/10/2026 22:53

Oooo....ooof!
Where are they?

Speaking of spiders, apparently our bath is where spiders like to go on
pilgrimage in the autumn. I sooner chuck one out than another arrives.

I found a devil's coach horse in the living room a week or two ago.

Edith, I have no idea what a devil's coach horse is, and I think I'm better off in this state of ignorance😬 so pleeeease don't explain, and certainly don't post pikkies - I have a feeling it's not something warm and cuddly, is it?😱

The weird thing is, I have an instantaneous fear reaction when I see anything that resembles a spider when it's indoors - an instinctive gut reaction; but when I'm in the garden, I see them running around and they don't bother me a bit. No fear response at all.
That would make sense if I had rationalised to myself that they belong in the garden so they're OK there, but I haven't, I just don't react to them in the open in the same way.

Chersfrozenface · 02/10/2026 09:19

MarieDeGournay · 02/10/2026 09:02

Myrtle, I'm sure it'll be fine, but it's something you could 100% do withoutFlowers

I'm half relieved that the 3Gs escaped - but also worried that nobody knows where they are now😧 I hope they've found the local branch of Seeds'r'Us and have stuffed their pockets - not their stomachs, they need to stay alert and agile. Not replete and snoozing.

But most people fidget while they wait.”
“I was trained not to.”
What an interested backstory Gosie must have! There's material for a Prequel and several Sequels - Gosie: Origin; A Fistful of Sunflower Seeds; For a Few Sunflower Seeds More; The Good, the Bad and the Deceptively Small and Cuddly....

Genuinely LOLed at the last bit.

Magpiecomplex · 02/10/2026 10:14

It's a beetle, Marie. Rather a handsome one, too, although not a patch on Boily.

AngleofRepose · 02/10/2026 10:37

Morning, all! <sigh> I was holding my breath when they opened the crate up...

WHERE ARE THEY ?!!!!😟

(am I too invested? I'm too invested, aren't I?)

That line: “Yes. But most people fidget while they wait.”
“I was trained not to.”

My goodness, that's me! Sent a real shiver down my back. As a tiny child, I was "trained" to not fidget through church services, often hours long. I still do not fidget. Eek!

Bar gerbils, I need a café au lait please, and a croissant. I'll be in the Crafting Nook, practicing my fidgeting.

MarieDeGournay · 02/10/2026 11:52

Magpiecomplex · 02/10/2026 10:14

It's a beetle, Marie. Rather a handsome one, too, although not a patch on Boily.

Oh that's not too bad, beetles are practically familySmile
Thank you Magpie, one less thing to be twitchy about!

MarieDeGournay · 02/10/2026 11:57

Chersfrozenface · 02/10/2026 09:19

Genuinely LOLed at the last bit.

😁don't encourage me....
'Dances with Gerbils' 'A Man Named Gerbil' 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Gerbil' 'Reservoir Gerbils' 'Gerbil on a Hot Tin Roof' 'The Maltese Gerbil'...

...all featuring the fascinating adventures of Gosie.

Chersfrozenface · 02/10/2026 14:25

There's a story on the BBC News site about a football shirt prank.

The interesting thing for Bluestockingers is the wedding cake of the shirt's owner.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6x2zkjgvlz7o

EmpressaurusKitty · 02/10/2026 15:05

Chersfrozenface · 02/10/2026 14:25

There's a story on the BBC News site about a football shirt prank.

The interesting thing for Bluestockingers is the wedding cake of the shirt's owner.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6x2zkjgvlz7o

Edited

Is that one of Boily’s slippers???

The gerbils must have escaped - Fenella wouldn’t have done it like that if she caught them. But how are they going to get home?

Chersfrozenface · 02/10/2026 15:17

Is that one of Boily’s slippers???

I did wonder.

ErrolTheDragon · 02/10/2026 15:28

Is that actually a cake or - in a display of genius - simply a stack of tubs of Tunnocks decorated with Highland cows?

Chersfrozenface · 02/10/2026 15:56

ErrolTheDragon · 02/10/2026 15:28

Is that actually a cake or - in a display of genius - simply a stack of tubs of Tunnocks decorated with Highland cows?

I think you have something there. The tops certainly look like lids, and the angle of the photo doesn't show the knife blade going into anything.

ErrolTheDragon · 02/10/2026 16:30

If people can do a cupcake stack instead of a proper cake, this seems like the next stage in the evolution of ‘easy and what people might want to eat after a wedding dinner, but easy to take home if you’re full’. I can’t imagine ever wanting a cupcake smothered in sickly buttercream.

EmpressaurusKitty · 02/10/2026 16:54

Paging @Boiledbeetle. Are you related to these people???

Chersfrozenface · 02/10/2026 17:03

I've known two couples have cheese wedding cakes - various whole round cheeses in descending size upwards, held by the little columns used on traditional tiered cakes.

PastaAllaNorma · 02/10/2026 18:58

ErrolTheDragon · 02/10/2026 16:30

If people can do a cupcake stack instead of a proper cake, this seems like the next stage in the evolution of ‘easy and what people might want to eat after a wedding dinner, but easy to take home if you’re full’. I can’t imagine ever wanting a cupcake smothered in sickly buttercream.

I had to make a bunch of them in my working years before my knees did for me.

I much prefer the brownie tower my daughter makes for her eldest brother for his birthday each year. But obviously a cheese tower would be even better

I'm out at the theatre with an old friend from NCT coffee morning days when we were always sleep deprived and had baby sick down our shoulders but ready to laugh at the madness of mothering one up(wo)manship we were both crap at.

We're slightly less demented looking these days but we still make each other laugh far more than is decorous.

MarieDeGournay · 02/10/2026 20:59

Chersfrozenface · 02/10/2026 14:25

There's a story on the BBC News site about a football shirt prank.

The interesting thing for Bluestockingers is the wedding cake of the shirt's owner.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6x2zkjgvlz7o

Edited

I love that story, Cher! What lovely friends.
I hadn't a clue how it was achieved, so it was nearly as gripping as a Gosie episode!

I remember a story from yonks ago - indeed, it may have featured on That's Life, RIP Esther R. - about a garden gnome going missing and then being returned months later with photos of its travels to Venice, Rio, etc etc.

The wedding cake is.....special, isn't it?
Given that one of her slippers is visible, I'm guessing that the high point of the wedding reception is Boily bursting out of the wedding cake🎉🎈😄

Glad to hear that you're having a nice evening with a dear old friend, Pasta Smile

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