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The Bluestocking, where we look forward to good things happening, both soon and later.

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AsWithGlad · 26/09/2026 01:05

Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very enthusiastic crew of gerbils, who enjoy doing this and other interesting things. Any curious menfolk are welcome at the Staunch Ally down the road.

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PrancingPanda · 29/09/2026 21:18

Many Happy Returns @MyrtleLion 🦁
(🐼 is late to the party - again)

MyrtleLion · 29/09/2026 21:23

Gosie hopes to be with you tomorrow xx

JanesLittleGirl · 29/09/2026 21:31

MyrtleLion · 29/09/2026 21:23

Gosie hopes to be with you tomorrow xx

That would be very nice but I am perfectly happy to wait if she needs another day or two.

AsWithGlad · 29/09/2026 21:45

JanesLittleGirl · 29/09/2026 21:31

That would be very nice but I am perfectly happy to wait if she needs another day or two.

And so am I.

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NotAtMyAge · 29/09/2026 21:59

MyrtleLion · 29/09/2026 21:04

Were you there??? And if so, why did you not hand in your phone at reception???

Complaint 90% done by it's my birthday so I stopped early to celebrate.

Dinner by the river and just got home.

And the Walrus gave me this!!!!

Oh, how sweet! 😍 Happy birthday, Myrtle,and I'm glad it's been a good one. Flowers

EdithStourton · 29/09/2026 22:15

I'm glad you've had a good day, Myrtle,

Magpie, a friend of mine is an academic. She reports coming home from work yesterday and going straight to bed, and getting up in time to attend 5 hours of meeting.

I think she might questioning her life choices.

I have slowly concluded over the course of my life that many, many people are, if not idiots, the proud owners of carefully-nurtured blind spots big enough to block out the sun. And a lot of people believe what they are told and don't go digging. They go, 'Goodness me! Really? How outrageous! Well, obviously I must now think X!'

They don't think, 'Goodness me! Really? I mean, really? Is that actually true? Let me take a look...Ah, well, I see, it's all a bit more complicated... Oh, and this over here... And this... Okay, X is total bullshit. Or at least, bullshit carefully wrapped around a small grain of truth.'

I know I have my own blind spots (I must do, I'm very far from perfect) but I am slowly honing the skill of chucking difficult questions at people's annoyingly pious moral certainties.

I'll be an absolute bloody nightmare if I make it to 85 with all of my marbles: opinionated, obstinate, completely done with peacemaking and pouring oil on troubled waters, and generally a bolshy old mare. Worse, I will probably enjoy it. My DC sometimes sense this hideous vision approaching them and look a bit worried.

They'll just have to make sure there's plenty of G&T in stock, and then keep me gently oiled and amiable.

Magpiecomplex · 29/09/2026 22:19

I look forward to knowing the 85 year old you, @EdithStourton. She sounds great!

EdithStourton · 30/09/2026 07:53

Magpiecomplex · 29/09/2026 22:19

I look forward to knowing the 85 year old you, @EdithStourton. She sounds great!

Don't bet on the 'great'.

The DC aren't!

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 30/09/2026 08:32

Dh has been meeting the locals!

The Bluestocking, where we look forward to good things happening, both soon and later.
PastaAllaNorma · 30/09/2026 09:34

Happy belated birthday, Myrtle! I hope your birthday meal was delicious.

MrPastaSnr came home from hospital last night. I'm relieved but absolutely knackered.

AngleofRepose · 30/09/2026 10:00

Bore da, Bluestockingers!

Poured with rain last night, so I'm very glad I cut the grass yesterday. Very pleased with myself (I'm so rock 'n roll)

@SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius I saw that story about pelicans in St James' Park stalking and eating pigeons several years ago 😬Better warn your DH!

@EdithStourton

opinionated, obstinate, completely done with peacemaking and pouring oil on troubled waters, and generally a bolshy old mare.

That's me now in my 60s!! 😁

Need more coffee. I did not go to bed early last night... That's two nights in a row, must change my ways.

ps. I see that Boily has sent out the care gerbils to a few people on the Peggie thread, so the gerbils seem to be coping ok. So, bar gerbils, more coffee please and a cheesy omelette. I have more gardening today and it will involve major tools and digging.

DeanElderberry · 30/09/2026 10:07

If the gerbils are all off on duty elsewhere can we have the other catering team for today's breakfasts?
Please? Pleasepleaseplease?

HAGADAPA

The Bluestocking, where we look forward to good things happening, both soon and later.
ErrolTheDragon · 30/09/2026 10:23

DeanElderberry · 30/09/2026 10:07

If the gerbils are all off on duty elsewhere can we have the other catering team for today's breakfasts?
Please? Pleasepleaseplease?

HAGADAPA

perhaps @SDTGisAnEvilWolefGeniuscan confirm whether the Quokkas are available and competent for brekkie duties, I assume that’s who will be serving her down under.

DeanElderberry · 30/09/2026 10:31

The ones who have worked in the Bluestocking have always been excellent. Not to diss the gerbils, but we've been well looked after when they're off elsewhere.

The Bluestocking, where we look forward to good things happening, both soon and later.
EdithStourton · 30/09/2026 10:35

I'd like some of that quokka sunshine.

I examined the week's forecast Friday-ish, and we had rain for Wednesday maybe and not much else.
It then rained quite thoroughly Mon/Tue night - I went and poked about in my flowerbeds with a stick to see how far it had penetrated, and gave up at about 3". It has been drizzling since I woke up (before 7) and this now seems to have matured into actual rain.

This must be delighting all the local farmers, some of whom at least were planning on drilling this week and next if any rain deigned to come along.

It hasn't stopped the local squirrel population: I looked out of a window this morning when a movement caught my eye, and there was a young-looking squirell rustling about in fallen leaves looking for breakfast. The other morning I spent a happy ten minutes staring out at the field opposite. There were lots of woodies, rooks and jackdaws poking about on the tillage, and at the forefront a pair of cock pheasants engaged in a long face-off, which one was slowly winning. Honestly chaps, perhaps this was just a practice, but save your energy up for the spring when you stake out your breeding territory with all the usual noise and bluster.

StellaAndCrow · 30/09/2026 11:28

EdithStourton · 30/09/2026 10:35

I'd like some of that quokka sunshine.

I examined the week's forecast Friday-ish, and we had rain for Wednesday maybe and not much else.
It then rained quite thoroughly Mon/Tue night - I went and poked about in my flowerbeds with a stick to see how far it had penetrated, and gave up at about 3". It has been drizzling since I woke up (before 7) and this now seems to have matured into actual rain.

This must be delighting all the local farmers, some of whom at least were planning on drilling this week and next if any rain deigned to come along.

It hasn't stopped the local squirrel population: I looked out of a window this morning when a movement caught my eye, and there was a young-looking squirell rustling about in fallen leaves looking for breakfast. The other morning I spent a happy ten minutes staring out at the field opposite. There were lots of woodies, rooks and jackdaws poking about on the tillage, and at the forefront a pair of cock pheasants engaged in a long face-off, which one was slowly winning. Honestly chaps, perhaps this was just a practice, but save your energy up for the spring when you stake out your breeding territory with all the usual noise and bluster.

"It hasn't stopped the local squirrel population"

Newsflash: Scottish squirrels confirmed to be TERFs!
https://x.com/JamesMelville/status/2105233871906210150/video/1

James Melville 🚜 (@JamesMelville) on X

Bollocks to eating nuts, the squirrels in Scotland gorge themselves on Tunnock’s Caramel Wafers. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

https://x.com/JamesMelville/status/2105233871906210150

RumNotRun · 30/09/2026 11:43

Just catching up on the Bluestocking news as I didn't log in yesterday. We had an all day work event, all about strengths and how to use them to work as a team. Somehow there managed to be a very quiet but heated argument between two people, resulting in both in tears, and one leaving early. Of course, we went out afterwards and the one who was still with us spoke to the other one's manager and basically said "sort your staff out". He replied with a very diplomatic "maybe you two need to talk it out and clear the air" so SHE then got upset and stormed off! Oh the drama! Who knew strengths training could be so controversial 😂😂

I did far too much walking for my knee which is now v painful today, although the alcohol numbed it all nicely last night. The place we ended up in was up three flights of stairs which didn't help!

EdithStourton · 30/09/2026 13:25

StellaAndCrow · 30/09/2026 11:28

"It hasn't stopped the local squirrel population"

Newsflash: Scottish squirrels confirmed to be TERFs!
https://x.com/JamesMelville/status/2105233871906210150/video/1

Ha! Love it.

WearyAuldWumman · 30/09/2026 13:49

Getting annoyed at Claranet. Thought they'd arrange for me to be able to drop off their old router for return to them. Instead, I'm stuck here waiting for FedEx "between 10 am and 6 pm".

In between I'm reading Mumsnet, decluttering slightly and struggling to haul off the old GPO telephone wiring and the old OpenReach box thingy. The box is already off and in the bin, but a lot of the wiring is painted to the wall...plus I've not been able to get all the pins out.

I ate my last Tunnocks, so if I fall and break my neck it won't have gone to waste.

The bruises from my fall are peculiar. There are some sore bits that I cannot see and some very sore bits on my legs that are just little scrapes and red bits.

I have absolutely no recollection of landing on my chest and there was no pain there. Nevertheless, one side had a black bruise which has lightened to purple today. Still can't figure it. I was wearing my sports bra at the time, and there's no way that bit made contact with concrete: it could only have been squished against its neighbour.

ErrolTheDragon · 30/09/2026 15:39

StellaAndCrow · 30/09/2026 11:28

"It hasn't stopped the local squirrel population"

Newsflash: Scottish squirrels confirmed to be TERFs!
https://x.com/JamesMelville/status/2105233871906210150/video/1

Such neat unwrapping! I feel she should follow this up with a can of Irn Bru. Thanks Stella!
(I’m not sure if you’ve been here before? If not welcome, if you have then apologies for memory)

ErrolTheDragon · 30/09/2026 15:41

How annoying, Weary.
Bruises can be weird, I sometimes get them from nowt.

WearyAuldWumman · 30/09/2026 15:45

FedEx has picked up the package. Therefore, I am about to don my knee braces and ankle straps and head off for Senior Flex and then Running Club.

I don't imagine I'll be able to move very fast (not that I ever do) but it might loosen me up a bit.

EmpressaurusKitty · 30/09/2026 15:57

Good for you, Wumman.

MyrtleLion · 30/09/2026 21:50

56. The Clipboard

In which MyrtleLion has authority…

The Bluestocking patrons arrived at the depot a little after two and stopped at the gate.

“Just you two,” Gosie said to MyrtleLion and @Hedgehogforshort. “The rest of you wait here.”

Nobody argued. Gosie led the way in through the roller door with Hedgehog and @EmpressaurusKitty behind her, and MyrtleLion came last, holding the clipboard against her chest. She looked once along the length of the depot, then walked straight towards the back.

The four women in grey jackets were lifting and scanning. The nearest one stepped back from her work to let MyrtleLion pass, and so did the next and the next as if in a choreographed ballet. Nobody asked who she was.

The crate stood against the back wall. Kitty was lying along the lid, full length, one paw still touching the broken violet seal. She opened her eyes as MyrtleLion reached her and jumped off the crate, then sat at MyrtleLion’s feet and began to purr.

MyrtleLion looked the crate over from one end to the other. Then she made a small tick on the blank sheet of paper. Hedgehog and Empressaurus stood either side of the crate.

One of the women in grey jackets came over with a sheet of paper and held it out. MyrtleLion took it and clipped it to the clipboard without reading it. The woman went back to her scanner.

“What is that?” said Hedgehog.

MyrtleLion lifted the corner and read it. “The manifest. Four panels, leaded glass, for conservation. Consignee 3859.”

“Nothing about where they came from?”

“No.”

A second woman approached them with a handheld scanner, pointed it at the label on the side of the crate and waited. The scanner gave its two short notes. She turned the screen towards MyrtleLion, who looked at it and nodded, and the woman went away again.

Somebody set a cup of coffee on the lid of the crate at MyrtleLion’s elbow. None of them saw who. MyrtleLion drank some of it.

“Thank you,” she said.

Signe came out of the office and stopped in front of MyrtleLion. She looked down at her, and then at the clipboard. “Collection or delivery?” she asked.

MyrtleLion considered this as though it had several possible answers. “Neither,” she said.

Signe looked at her for some time. “You are from the lawyer,” she said.

MyrtleLion made a tick on the clipboard.

“I’m a solicitor,” said Hedgehog.

“Yes,” said Signe, without looking at her. She spoke to MyrtleLion. “You have not asked me anything. The only people who come in here and ask me nothing are the ones who already know.”

“Really?” said MyrtleLion.

Signe looked at Kitty, still sitting at MyrtleLion’s feet, and then at the crate. “Four panels, leaded glass, for conservation. You have the manifest.” She said it in the tone she used for the opening hours. “It is being collected today. If you want to sign for it now, you can.”

MyrtleLion made another tick.

“Your collection is at four o’clock,” said Signe, then she went back to the office.

“Does the manifest say who is collecting it?” asked Hedgehog.

MyrtleLion unclipped the manifest and read it out loud again. “No, nothing, just Four panels, leaded glass, for conservation. Consignee 3859.“

“They must be the panels returned from US Customs to Fenella Burnish and then sent on to Sweden,” said Hedgehog. “Norwich, Carlisle, St David’s, Sainte-Chapelle.”

“She said I could sign for it,” said MyrtleLion.

“Then do that,” said Hedgehog. “We could take them home.”

“But then nobody collects the crate at four o’clock,” said Gosie, “and whoever was coming for it will want to know where it’s gone.”

“And if we take the crate,” said Empressaurus, “we will never find out where it goes next. Signe doesn’t know. Nobody does. The only way to find out is to let it be collected and follow it.”

“I agree,” said Hedgehog. “But we also have to find the other crate with the gerbils in it.”

“If their crate has the same number as this one,” said Gosie, “it will be delivered to Pernilla Ågren’s studio first.”

“Then some of us must go to the studio,” said Empressaurus, “and some of us will have to stay here to follow the crate.”

“I’ll stay,” said MyrtleLion, and made a tick.

“Empressaurus and I will go to the studio,” said Gosie. “Pernilla knows us.”

“And I’ll tell the others,” said Hedgehog. “If a van takes this crate, somebody needs to be in a car behind it.”

She set off towards the roller door. Kitty got up, jumped onto the lid of the crate and lay down along it again, one paw over the violet seal.

Hedgehog had not quite reached the door when a grey van reversed up to it, and the four women in grey jackets put down what they were holding.

Signe came out of the office and looked at the clock, and then at MyrtleLion.
“Your collection is early,” she said.

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/56-the-clipboard

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