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The Bluestocking, where we look forward to good things happening, both soon and later.

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AsWithGlad · 26/09/2026 01:05

Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very enthusiastic crew of gerbils, who enjoy doing this and other interesting things. Any curious menfolk are welcome at the Staunch Ally down the road.

Previous thread: here.

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MyrtleLion · 11/10/2026 16:46

AsWithGlad · 11/10/2026 13:10

Goodness Gracious Me! AI credits me with writing the Gosie stories?

AI may produce accurate pictures but its truthfulness has a long way to go.

Edited

I do think you were the first person to send Gosie to the south of France out of a sense of boredom. She does like to be busy. And that has led to all sorts of adventures.

And the next instalment is on its way. Thank you all for your patience.

MyrtleLion · 11/10/2026 16:50

62. The Waiver

In which Gemma Glasswing signs her name…

Gemma Glasswing crossed the depot floor to where Signe stood beside MyrtleLion. She was holding a folded sheet of paper and an envelope.

“I’m here from Brennard and Vye,” she said. “I’ve come about a crate for Consignee 3859. That’s the dispatch half of the receipt, and that’s the payment to settle the bill. Fenella Burnish sent me to check it’s arrived.”

Signe brought her glasses down from her head and read the receipt. Then she took the envelope and looked inside it without counting.

“It has arrived,” she said. “But it is damaged.”

She walked Gemma over to the crate beside the rollers. One corner slat was out of place and tufts of wool and straw were poking out of the corner. The slat moved when Signe touched it.

“It came from the studio like this,” said Signe. “If the glass is broken, the network is responsible. If the network is responsible, somebody sues the network. In 11 years nobody has sued us and I do not want it to start today.” She looked at Gemma over the top of her glasses. “You will look at what is inside, please. Then you will sign to say the crate is damaged, but the contents are not.”

“That seems reasonable,” said Gemma.

One of the women in grey jackets used a crowbar to lift the lid off and leaned it against a pallet. Gemma moved the wool and straw aside until she found the packed window and pulled it out of the crate. She laid it out on a nearby table and unfolded the padding, one corner at a time.

A woman in glass the colour of deep water looked up at her. Three keys on a ring, each one different. A purse at her belt, heavy with its contents.

Gemma lifted the panel off the table and turned it towards the light, tilting it one way and then the other. She could see the crack running fine and pale across the lower corner.

“There’s the crack,” she said. “They asked me to remove it from my copy. But it is perfectly sound.” She frowned at it. “This isn’t too fragile. You could easily reinstall it.”

“So the glass is not damaged?” asked Signe.

“Not a bit.”

Signe took a pen from her pocket, wrote Damaged crate, contents undamaged. Kvinnor Skickar bears no responsibility for the crate damage on the manifest. Then she handed the pen to Gemma. Gemma signed. She smiled at what she had written. “First time my name’s been on anything,” she said.

Gemma rewrapped the panel and laid it back in the straw. She then took her phone out of her overalls and made a call. It rang twice and was then answered.

“Fenhurst and Rhys, Fenella Burnish speaking,” said Fenella Burnish.

@EmpressaurusKitty, Gosie and the gerbils were watching from a few metres away and Fenella’s voice could be heard clearly.

“It’s Gemma. I’m at the depot. The crate is here, but it’s been damaged. A slat has come away at the corner and some of the packaging has come loose. The window is fine, though. I took it out and checked it properly, then repacked it.” Gemma glanced down at the straw. “Fenella, it’s sound. I can’t see why it needed to be copied. You could reinstall it as it is.”

There was a pause and then Fenella said, “You don’t understand these things. I am leaving for Winchester now and will install the window tomorrow.” Then she ended the call.

Gemma looked at the phone. “She hung up on me. She’s never done that to me before,” she said.

Empressaurus turned to Gosie and said, “Tomorrow.” Her voice was quiet and urgent. “The copy is going to be installed into Winchester Cathedral tomorrow, and the real window is sitting right here. If we can get the original window back to Winchester, the swap can’t happen. We can stop the fraud.”

“And the trail?” asked Gosie. “If the crate goes back to England, we will never find out where it was supposed to go.”

“@Hedgehogforshort is already following the other crate,” said Empressaurus. “They have the same consignee number, so following that crate will show us where they all go, but the chance to stop a fake window being installed won’t come again.”

Gosie looked at the crate, at Gemma still holding her phone, at MyrtleLion and the clipboard. “But how do we stop Signe sending the crate to its next destination?” she asked.

Empressaurus already had her phone out. “We call the police,” she said.

It took less than 15 minutes. Signe heard the sirens first and went to the roller door. A police car pulled into the yard, and two officers in uniform came into the depot.

Empressaurus approached them.

“We have a report of a stolen window,” said the first officer, in English. “From an English cathedral.”

“It’s in this crate,” said Empressaurus.

“How do you know it is stolen?” asked a second officer.

“It comes from Winchester Cathedral and there is an exact copy in England which will be installed tomorrow,” said Empressaurus.

“That is true,” said Gemma. “I made the copy, but I didn’t realise the original was in such good condition.”

MyrtleLion held out the clipboard. The officer read the manifest, the disclaimer Signe had written, and the signature underneath, and then looked at Gemma.

“I was asked to check the crate,” said Gemma. “That is all.”

“You will come with us, please,” said the officer, and took out her handcuffs.

Gemma looked at the officer, then at Signe, then at Empressaurus. “But this is nothing to do with me,” she said, “I only came to check the crate.”

“We will discuss this at the station,” said the officer and led Gemma Glasswing to her police car.

The first officer looked at the crate. “We’ll need to take this in as evidence,” she said and turned to MyrtleLion. “I’ll leave it to you and your team to bring it to the station.”

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/62-the-waiver

The Bluestocking, where we look forward to good things happening, both soon and later.
MyrtleLion · 11/10/2026 17:01

And Hedgehog isn't actually in the depot, she's in the church village, but when I asked AI to take Hedgehog out, it put another lioness into the picture.

Magpiecomplex · 11/10/2026 17:02

MyrtleLion · 11/10/2026 17:01

And Hedgehog isn't actually in the depot, she's in the church village, but when I asked AI to take Hedgehog out, it put another lioness into the picture.

Another lioness might be handy?

MyrtleLion · 11/10/2026 17:13

Magpiecomplex · 11/10/2026 17:02

Another lioness might be handy?

Two lionesses? With coffee?

It might undermine my authority...

The Bluestocking, where we look forward to good things happening, both soon and later.
Magpiecomplex · 11/10/2026 17:16

MyrtleLion · 11/10/2026 17:13

Two lionesses? With coffee?

It might undermine my authority...

Yes, I can see that could be a problem. Hedgehog with Android's matter transporter it is.

Boiledbeetle · 11/10/2026 18:42

But this is nothing to do with me

That's what they all say when the rozzers arrive!

Boiledbeetle · 11/10/2026 18:43

MyrtleLion · 11/10/2026 17:13

Two lionesses? With coffee?

It might undermine my authority...

Any chance your mum had twin cubs?

ifIwerenotanandroid · 11/10/2026 18:48

Woolly Hugs have just announced the craft activitiy for this year...

https://www.woollyhugs.org/2026/10/10/2026-crafting-for-the-ukrainian-children-this-christmas/

I joined in last year for the first time, & it was great fun finding (& buying!) fabrics & cutting them up. Soooo satisfying afterwards, seeing the strips all lying neatly in sandwich bags, too. And knowing that something of mine would end up making children & then families in Ukraine just a little bit happier was worth a lot.

You can send ribbons if fabric would be difficult.

Well, I need to sort out my fabrics & have been putting it off. This is just the opportunity to do it. I won't need to buy any more... will I? 😜

Hope it's OK to post this as it's not an appeal for money. It's more along the lines of Woolly Hugs blankets & squares.

2026. Crafting for the Ukrainian children this Christmas! – Woolly hugs

https://www.woollyhugs.org/2026/10/10/2026-crafting-for-the-ukrainian-children-this-christmas/

ifIwerenotanandroid · 11/10/2026 18:50

Magpiecomplex · 11/10/2026 17:16

Yes, I can see that could be a problem. Hedgehog with Android's matter transporter it is.

Everybody's welcome to use it, just don't touch the button that says -

Oh. Too late!

Boiledbeetle · 11/10/2026 19:10

ifIwerenotanandroid · 11/10/2026 18:50

Everybody's welcome to use it, just don't touch the button that says -

Oh. Too late!

Help! Help! I'm stuck in the Bluestocking circa 2657.

Everyone looks so strange.

Boiledbeetle · 11/10/2026 19:13

ifIwerenotanandroid · 11/10/2026 18:48

Woolly Hugs have just announced the craft activitiy for this year...

https://www.woollyhugs.org/2026/10/10/2026-crafting-for-the-ukrainian-children-this-christmas/

I joined in last year for the first time, & it was great fun finding (& buying!) fabrics & cutting them up. Soooo satisfying afterwards, seeing the strips all lying neatly in sandwich bags, too. And knowing that something of mine would end up making children & then families in Ukraine just a little bit happier was worth a lot.

You can send ribbons if fabric would be difficult.

Well, I need to sort out my fabrics & have been putting it off. This is just the opportunity to do it. I won't need to buy any more... will I? 😜

Hope it's OK to post this as it's not an appeal for money. It's more along the lines of Woolly Hugs blankets & squares.

Talking of Woolly Hugs, will Maud get the opportunity to spend her money on a Maud knitted bauble this Christmas?

Asking for a beetle.

Aghhhhh. I said the C word!!!

ErrolTheDragon · 11/10/2026 19:39

Boiledbeetle · 11/10/2026 19:10

Help! Help! I'm stuck in the Bluestocking circa 2657.

Everyone looks so strange.

Oh hello!

(according to some sources, dragons live forever)

ifIwerenotanandroid · 11/10/2026 19:53

Boiledbeetle · 11/10/2026 19:13

Talking of Woolly Hugs, will Maud get the opportunity to spend her money on a Maud knitted bauble this Christmas?

Asking for a beetle.

Aghhhhh. I said the C word!!!

Well, I wasn't expecting a repeat performance because it was so generous & unexpected last year, but if all goes well there will be a gerbauble in the WH Christmas Sale which I think is in November. Details here...

www.woollyhugs.org/2026/06/30/2026-our-christmas-craft-sale-the-crafting-phase/

Items have to be posted by 19 Oct, & the gerbauble is taking shape but is unfinished as I write. I think it's Gosie rather than Maud this year. but the image is still blurry at the moment.

I had a brief fling with making a 3D knitted gerbangel, but using smaller needles (so it could be stuffed) was too hard on my hands. Then I tried crocheted amigurumi for the first time, & I'm definitely not a natural at it. The pattern (photo 1) said it could be made in about an hour, but after 4 tries & an hour & a half, I'd produced what you see in photo 2. 😂At that point I gave up & went back to the gerbauble.

If anyone would like to try the lovely baby mouse amigurumi, it's here...

www.craftpassion.com/free-crochet-baby-amigurumi-mice-pattern/

The Bluestocking, where we look forward to good things happening, both soon and later.
The Bluestocking, where we look forward to good things happening, both soon and later.
ifIwerenotanandroid · 11/10/2026 19:56

Boiledbeetle · 11/10/2026 19:10

Help! Help! I'm stuck in the Bluestocking circa 2657.

Everyone looks so strange.

Yeah, that's normal. We always did. Do. Whatever.

Boiledbeetle · 11/10/2026 19:58

ifIwerenotanandroid · 11/10/2026 19:53

Well, I wasn't expecting a repeat performance because it was so generous & unexpected last year, but if all goes well there will be a gerbauble in the WH Christmas Sale which I think is in November. Details here...

www.woollyhugs.org/2026/06/30/2026-our-christmas-craft-sale-the-crafting-phase/

Items have to be posted by 19 Oct, & the gerbauble is taking shape but is unfinished as I write. I think it's Gosie rather than Maud this year. but the image is still blurry at the moment.

I had a brief fling with making a 3D knitted gerbangel, but using smaller needles (so it could be stuffed) was too hard on my hands. Then I tried crocheted amigurumi for the first time, & I'm definitely not a natural at it. The pattern (photo 1) said it could be made in about an hour, but after 4 tries & an hour & a half, I'd produced what you see in photo 2. 😂At that point I gave up & went back to the gerbauble.

If anyone would like to try the lovely baby mouse amigurumi, it's here...

www.craftpassion.com/free-crochet-baby-amigurumi-mice-pattern/

I think Maud would be agreeable to buying me a gerbauble for Christmas.

Otherwise I'll be getting a cushion with her face on it (she's been checking out the listings on Amazon!)

ifIwerenotanandroid · 11/10/2026 20:03

Who wouldn't want a cushion with Maud on it?

I've been looking at getting a Bluestocking/gerbil jigsaw made, but they weren't on offer, so I'm holding out for a lower price. Everyone's AI artwork would make stunning jigsaws, I reckon.

AsWithGlad · 11/10/2026 20:04

ErrolTheDragon · 11/10/2026 19:39

Oh hello!

(according to some sources, dragons live forever)

But not so little boys. <sad>

(that's not so little boys, rather than not so little boys)

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AsWithGlad · 11/10/2026 20:09

@ifIwerenotanandroid wrote
Woolly Hugs have just announced the craft activity for this year...
https://www.woollyhugs.org/2026/10/10/2026-crafting-for-the-ukrainian-children-this-christmas/

What an excellent way for me to reduce my fabric and wide ribbon stash making space for some rather expensive Liberty fabric I've just bought. I'm in!

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EmpressaurusKitty · 11/10/2026 20:33

Is anyone else worried about Gemma now?

EdithStourton · 11/10/2026 21:06

MyrtleLion · 11/10/2026 16:46

I do think you were the first person to send Gosie to the south of France out of a sense of boredom. She does like to be busy. And that has led to all sorts of adventures.

And the next instalment is on its way. Thank you all for your patience.

I think it was me who waved her off. Maybe AI picked up AsWithGlad as she started this thread.

MyrtleLion · 11/10/2026 21:27

EdithStourton · 11/10/2026 21:06

I think it was me who waved her off. Maybe AI picked up AsWithGlad as she started this thread.

Ah! Thanks for the correction.

At some point I will post those original adventures in France.

EdithStourton · 11/10/2026 21:30

ifIwerenotanandroid · 11/10/2026 19:53

Well, I wasn't expecting a repeat performance because it was so generous & unexpected last year, but if all goes well there will be a gerbauble in the WH Christmas Sale which I think is in November. Details here...

www.woollyhugs.org/2026/06/30/2026-our-christmas-craft-sale-the-crafting-phase/

Items have to be posted by 19 Oct, & the gerbauble is taking shape but is unfinished as I write. I think it's Gosie rather than Maud this year. but the image is still blurry at the moment.

I had a brief fling with making a 3D knitted gerbangel, but using smaller needles (so it could be stuffed) was too hard on my hands. Then I tried crocheted amigurumi for the first time, & I'm definitely not a natural at it. The pattern (photo 1) said it could be made in about an hour, but after 4 tries & an hour & a half, I'd produced what you see in photo 2. 😂At that point I gave up & went back to the gerbauble.

If anyone would like to try the lovely baby mouse amigurumi, it's here...

www.craftpassion.com/free-crochet-baby-amigurumi-mice-pattern/

I feel your pain. I've just frogged several evenings' knitting back to where I think the issue is, and have put it to one side to track down the issue in daylight when I'm a bit more awake.

It was a late night last night. No hangover but I was knackered this morning, and I then compounded that by doing lots of gardening.

Is it just me or....
It goes like this:
I have a plant in a pot that needs to be planted out, but it needs fertiliser or bamboo canes.
Go to garden centre for the necessary item.
Come away from garden centre with said item, but also a tray of wallflowers/cosmos/veg seedlings, a couple of interesting grasses and a packet of bulbs.
Garden busily. Plant the original plant, and find homes for the tray of young plants and the grasses.
Have a packet of bulbs still to plant. Decide the bed where they are to go needs something like well-rotted manure as it is knackered, so they'll have to wait until you've been to the garden centre.
Go to garden centre to buy a sack of well-rotted manure, and come away with that, plus two bulbs of garlic, three assorted dahlias that were on special offer and some seeds to be nutured indoors.
Garden busily. Plant everything, except the seeds, because you have no seed compost left.
Go to garden centre....

Take bets with yourself before you even get there about what additional items you'll end up with this time.

MyrtleLion · 11/10/2026 21:39

ifIwerenotanandroid · 11/10/2026 19:53

Well, I wasn't expecting a repeat performance because it was so generous & unexpected last year, but if all goes well there will be a gerbauble in the WH Christmas Sale which I think is in November. Details here...

www.woollyhugs.org/2026/06/30/2026-our-christmas-craft-sale-the-crafting-phase/

Items have to be posted by 19 Oct, & the gerbauble is taking shape but is unfinished as I write. I think it's Gosie rather than Maud this year. but the image is still blurry at the moment.

I had a brief fling with making a 3D knitted gerbangel, but using smaller needles (so it could be stuffed) was too hard on my hands. Then I tried crocheted amigurumi for the first time, & I'm definitely not a natural at it. The pattern (photo 1) said it could be made in about an hour, but after 4 tries & an hour & a half, I'd produced what you see in photo 2. 😂At that point I gave up & went back to the gerbauble.

If anyone would like to try the lovely baby mouse amigurumi, it's here...

www.craftpassion.com/free-crochet-baby-amigurumi-mice-pattern/

This is unfortunate timing because I was going to make Christmas stockings and bobble hats for this year’s auction. I didn’t realise it had been set up so early.

😥

Boiledbeetle · 11/10/2026 21:43

MyrtleLion · 11/10/2026 21:39

This is unfortunate timing because I was going to make Christmas stockings and bobble hats for this year’s auction. I didn’t realise it had been set up so early.

😥

Start now! Get a head start on next year's auction!

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