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The Bluestocking, where we look forward to good things happening, both soon and later.

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AsWithGlad · 26/09/2026 01:05

Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very enthusiastic crew of gerbils, who enjoy doing this and other interesting things. Any curious menfolk are welcome at the Staunch Ally down the road.

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NotAtMyAge · 07/10/2026 18:43

MyrtleLion · 07/10/2026 17:24

60. The Services

In which Gimbal counts…

On the far side of the car park stood a long, low building lit from end to end, with a red canopy outside it saying CIRCLE in white lettering and a red K in a white circle.

“It’ll be warm in there,” said Gimbal.

The gerbils walked towards it.

Outside the doors was a row of picnic tables with the remains of other people’s dinner. Graphic checked each one before anyone touched anything. She walked past the first table shaking her head. A half-eaten sandwich lying on a paper bag and a carton of cold chips were on the second table and a torn sachet containing something sweet and an opened bottle of water were on the third.

“These ones,” said Graphic.

They ate the chips and the sandwich, squeezed the contents of the sachet onto the empty chip carton, and tipped the bottle very carefully between the three of them.

“We’re in Sweden,” said Griffin.

“How do you know?” asked Gimbal.

Griffin held up the paper bag. The writing on it had a small circle over the letter a. “This is the same as Pernilla Ågren’s name and Umeå.”

“But how will Gosie and Hedgehog find us in Sweden? They think we’re in the crate, so that’s what they’ll be looking for,” said Graphic. “They won’t be looking for us at a motorway services.”

Gimbal was looking at the car park.

She had counted the vans in the car park as they crossed it. Four were bright turquoise with postnord written on their sides in white. Two lime green vans had the word bring on the side. Another van was white, with DB in red letters in a box, then SCHENKER in black capitals. A second van just like it pulled in while they were eating.

“The blue vans are all the same,” said Gimbal. “And the green ones. And the white ones. There are four blue ones. If there was one grey van with KS on it, there’ll be another one eventually.”

“We should wait here and watch for it,” said Griffin.

“It’s cold out here, though,” said Gimbal.

“The courier wore a pale grey fleece,” said Graphic. “It was the same colour as the van and had KS in white at the top of the sleeves. She was wearing it when she got out.”

“But not when I saw her at the back of the van,” said Gimbal. “She must have jumped out to take it off, then walked round to the passenger side and put it on the seat. Then she walked round the back.”

“It was very warm in that van,” said Griffin. “If she was hot, she would take off the fleece.”

“And she had been driving a long time,” said Gimbal. “She would have wanted to stretch her legs.”

“Could we wait inside and wait for someone in the same fleece?” asked Graphic.

They considered this.

“That is a good plan,” said Griffin.

They all agreed.

All three of them slipped into the services building and found a space under a bench by the big glass window, where they could see both the doors and the car park.

Over the next hour Gimbal counted grey fleeces.

“One,” she said, at a quarter to eleven. “No. That’s a wolf on the front.”

“Two,” she said, at twenty-five past eleven. It was a man.

“Does a man count?” asked Graphic.

“His fleece is grey,” said Gimbal. “But he doesn’t have the letters.”

At ten to midnight a woman came in with white on her sleeve and all three of them sat up and then slumped down. It was a logo of a skier, not writing. Gimbal counted her anyway.

At three minutes past midnight the doors opened, and a woman came in wearing a pale grey fleece. On the top of each sleeve, small and white, were two letters. KS. She went straight to the toilets.

The gerbils ran outside before she came out of the loos. The grey van stood at the end of the row, lights off, ticking as it cooled, and they sat in a line in the dark beside the driver’s door.

They had to wait eleven minutes before the courier came out of the doors, with a cardboard cup in one hand and her keys in the other. The lock gave a short beep and as the door swung open the three of them scurried up past the driver’s seat and into the back of the van, where it smelled of cardboard and was dark and warm. Within minutes they had curled up together and fallen asleep.

The gerbils were woken by light coming in through the back doors. Two voices spoke in Swedish, and they could see the boxes being moved out of the van one at a time.

“Where are we?” asked Graphic.

Griffin looked out of the doors and saw that it was still dark outside. The van had backed up to a pale grey building, and the light was coming from an open roller door leading to a loading area. Above the door were white letters saying KS.

A woman in a grey jacket was carrying boxes in through the roller door and coming back for more.

“We’re at a KS depot,” said Griffin.

Gimbal looked at the lit doorway. “Then we should get out.”

All three of them left the van by the open back doors and ran over to the building and into the depot. It was one long room with a concrete floor, full of cages and pallets, and a line of unmoving steel rollers.

At the far end, past the last pallet, sat Kitty.

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/60-the-services

Edited

Phew! What a relief! 🤗

NotAtMyAge · 07/10/2026 18:49

MyrtleLion · 07/10/2026 18:40

@PastaAllaNorma

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So have I but only the right way up.I'd love to know how to do upside-down too, pretty please. 🙏

EdithStourton · 07/10/2026 18:53

Upside down? What is this sorcery?
Plz share.

MarieDeGournay · 07/10/2026 18:57

I've just remembered I left someone off my Flowers catch-up list - was it Angle who came in in need of a drink, for reasons which were ineffable?
Whoever it was, I hope you feel better after...whatever it was...

Oh those clever little gerbils! This is what they looked like when they curled up and fell asleep after their clever clever thinkingSmile

The Bluestocking, where we look forward to good things happening, both soon and later.
NotAtMyAge · 07/10/2026 18:57

Right, back to the hoover and duster.... Family arriving for a visit on Friday and I really have to pace myself with cleaning nowadays.

Mrs Mop at work
DauntlessDamson · 07/10/2026 19:02

What enterprising gerbils!

And how lovely that they've found Kitty😍

Boiledbeetle · 07/10/2026 19:22

Can a gerbil bring me a hot chocolate. Extra toppings.

I'll be in the book snug, wearing a new pair of pj's bottoms, a new t shirt, and Trevor and Michael on my feet.

I shall also admit that i plan to spend the evening catching up on gerbil tails. I'm only on chapter 39.

I've been very distracted with other things of late!

The Bluestocking, where we look forward to good things happening, both soon and later.
MyrtleLion · 07/10/2026 19:57

I’ve PMd you, @EdithStourton and @NotAtMyAge

DeanElderberry · 07/10/2026 20:19

Can I have the secret of the upside down? Please?

I

was

thrilled

by

biglys

RumNotRun · 07/10/2026 20:25

@AngleofRepose Fred says sorry but he is scared of people, outside, wind, cars... everything really so can't leave the house. He does sometimes get brave and watch the birds from the window but never outside. It's too outsidey for his liking!

MarieDeGournay · 07/10/2026 20:32

RumNotRun · 07/10/2026 20:25

@AngleofRepose Fred says sorry but he is scared of people, outside, wind, cars... everything really so can't leave the house. He does sometimes get brave and watch the birds from the window but never outside. It's too outsidey for his liking!

Marshmallow, or....sorry to be blunt, Fred ....snowflake??Hmm

DeanElderberry · 07/10/2026 20:35

Tiddles is a bit scaredy-cat. When very disturbed she drops all the hair from her lower belly. Black hair. Revealing her white skin. Not the best look.

EdithStourton · 07/10/2026 20:39

¡sǝᴉuʍopǝpᴉsd∩ ¡ɥoooO

¡sǝᴉuʍopǝpᴉsdn ʎlƃᴉq

EdithStourton · 07/10/2026 20:46

Speaking of snowflakes, shortly before we had dinner, Brains indicated an interest in going outside. I opened the door, and she took one look at the weather and declined.

In fact, she gave me a look that implied that I was entirely responsible for turning the sun off and ruining her plans of going out there and lolling about on a nice hot patch of grass parched earth that was formerly a lawn.

I have buggered up my knitting and can't be arsed this evening to unravel 40 rows and then work out exactly where I cocked up.

Boiledbeetle · 07/10/2026 20:51

@MyrtleLion I'm only on chapter 44, I got sidetracked again!

Griffin took the stick. “But what about clicking the ‘safely remove hardware’ thing on the right hand side?”
“Don’t worry about it,” said Boiledbeetle. “I never have.”

You know me so well!!

ErrolTheDragon · 07/10/2026 21:30

So many posts to catch up with since this morning! Quite a few celebratory or sympathetic Flowers need distributing as per Marie’s notes.

EmpressaurusKitty · 07/10/2026 21:40

I’ve just walked home from a cat rescue meeting. I went in my winter coat & I came back with the coat fastened & my hood up.

Because it was chilly.

It felt very strange.

NotAtMyAge · 07/10/2026 21:45

EmpressaurusKitty · 07/10/2026 21:40

I’ve just walked home from a cat rescue meeting. I went in my winter coat & I came back with the coat fastened & my hood up.

Because it was chilly.

It felt very strange.

Yes, it's down in single figures here now it's dark. Definitely autumn.

Boiledbeetle · 07/10/2026 23:02

@MyrtleLion I keep pressing the next chapter button! But nothing happens! Damn I'm up to date!

That was a wonderful way to spend the evening 😘😘😘😘😘. My breaks between chapters kept getting shorter. I feel responsible for the whole mess. I should never have given them the bloody stick!

RumNotRun · 07/10/2026 23:05

MarieDeGournay · 07/10/2026 20:32

Marshmallow, or....sorry to be blunt, Fred ....snowflake??Hmm

A bit of both to be honest! He loves me if I'm sitting down and will come for cuddles, but if I'm standing up and go near him, he runs away. Are there any gerbils that can teach bravery? Providing he's not scared of them! Presumably the Staunch Ally is staffed by the male gerbils, maybe they can help.

Chickadeeinme · 07/10/2026 23:12

Diving in briefly to say fingers crossed for @MyrtleLion.

Boiledbeetle · 07/10/2026 23:17

RumNotRun · 07/10/2026 23:05

A bit of both to be honest! He loves me if I'm sitting down and will come for cuddles, but if I'm standing up and go near him, he runs away. Are there any gerbils that can teach bravery? Providing he's not scared of them! Presumably the Staunch Ally is staffed by the male gerbils, maybe they can help.

My girl cat does that. I can't pick her up. She runs away from me all the time. But if I'm trapped by a duvet or I've got a pillow on my lap and a cup of tea in my hand she will give the most loving purry snuggles.

I don't blame her, I've only ever picked her up a few times and each time I then put her in a carrier and took her back to my neighbour. Where she was then shut in the house for a few weeks. Then let out again, and straight back to mine.

So she is obviously still not entirely sure as to whether I've given up trying to take her back home. I totally have, it's been years at this point and they can see her on the kitchen roof most days if they wanted her back!

Chickadeeinme · 08/10/2026 05:38

It took one of my cats 12 years before she would snuggle with me (and the other one still only snuggles with DH, though mine won’t sit on him).

EmpressaurusKitty · 08/10/2026 06:47

Kitty has only sat on my lap a couple of times, & that was when I was working on the big cat blanket & she wanted to sit on it.

She does snuggle though, especially in the evenings when we’re in bed. And she usually wants to be in the same room.

MarieDeGournay · 08/10/2026 09:30

There's a programme on the telly, down that end➡[where there are some random freebie channels that come unbidden with the package] called 'My Cat from Hell' and it's about cats who have such serious behavioural problems that their owners can't cope and A.N. Expert comes and helps.
Some of the issues are wild - people with babies and toddlers and a cat who bite and scratch anything that moves, including babies and toddlers...

Although I'm not a domestic animal person at all, I watched a few programmes with great interest, and it was amazing how dangerous vicious little beasts could be turned into happy family members by working out why they were reacting how they did, removing triggers, and 'catifying' the home, so it had it's own territory, places to climb and perch and observe and rest and so on.

Also a regular daily routine - which probably explains the 'Hey you the big hand is at 12 and the little hand is at 6 and THAT'S BREAKFAST TIME NOW GET UP AND FEED ME YOU LAZY HUMAN!'
And lots of energetic play simulating hunting prey, otherwise the devil finds work for idle paws.
Hunt, eat, sleep, like in the wild.

I found it fascinating. There's probably a My Cat from Hell youtube channel.

I love seeing photos of all your cats, they are beautiful.
Fred is special because he's white, I don't think there are any other all-white Bluey cats. Tell him he's special, and very beautiful, and he doesn't have to be brave as well, RumSmile

But you could send him to the Squirrel Martial Arts Academy if you want to toughen him up..

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