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The Bluestocking, where we look forward to good things happening, both soon and later.

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AsWithGlad · 26/09/2026 01:05

Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very enthusiastic crew of gerbils, who enjoy doing this and other interesting things. Any curious menfolk are welcome at the Staunch Ally down the road.

Previous thread: here.

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PastaAllaNorma · 06/10/2026 09:51

Good luck, Myrtle!

Chersfrozenface · 06/10/2026 09:52

Best of luck @MyrtleLion.

AngleofRepose · 06/10/2026 10:00

ErrolTheDragon · 06/10/2026 09:44

I went to have a look but they’ve been submerged by yet another sealion.Hmm

Sorry, my mistake. The lovely pics are on one of the final pages of the recently-filled Peggie thread.

RumNotRun · 06/10/2026 10:23

Good luck Myrtle!

I read a fairly good "gothic historical mystery' (Amazon's description) yesterday. The Chalice of Darkness by Sarah Rayner. It was set in the early 1900s with a bit of back and forth on the timeline, with a group of theatre owners/performers looking for a chalice which had been owned by the royal family. There were bits about the two princes and their fate which were interesting.

I've only read one of her other books so far which was a ghost story so if you're into that kind of thing, I recommend them. Not quite as highbrow as the books on here usually are, but easy to read.

JanesLittleGirl · 06/10/2026 11:13

Good luck with the interview @MyrtleLion. DH wants to know why I keep singing "I'm driving the jam jar. I'm driving the jam jar."

DauntlessDamson · 06/10/2026 11:28

Hope the interview went well Myrtle.

I'm spending the morning putting away summer clothing and getting out the serious woollies😬

A hot chocolate to keep me going, please gerbils.

Thehorticulturalhussie · 06/10/2026 11:34

@MyrtleLion I hope that it went well, I think that I have said before that they'd be lucky to have you (as are we)
Fingers and paws crossed here.

inkymoose · 06/10/2026 12:12

DeanElderberry · 06/10/2026 08:01

Good morning. I still have the rotten virus (could be Covid I suppose, don't really care, just wish it would go away) and didn't sleep well, and it's a wet and gloomy morning, and I am besieged by two starving cats.

On a more optimistic front, I can eat my own breakfast once I've fed them. But I'm down to my last five eggs, so will get very anxious unless I go to Aldi and top up.

And it's budget day, so am agog. I'm sure Marie is agog too. What will we get? How soon will the price of fuel go down? Will the price of booze go up?

HAGADAPA

Joining you in the rotten virus. I've lost track but I think I've had it about two weeks. I do hope it improves soon!

The Bluestocking, where we look forward to good things happening, both soon and later.
MyrtleLion · 06/10/2026 12:19

Sorry people are feeling rotten, and thanks for all the good wishes. It went well but I was nervous and I have turned it into a disaster in my head because I keep getting rejected.

I should find out soon if I’m through to the next stage which is next week.

DeanElderberry · 06/10/2026 12:42

Well done Myrtle, here's hoping.

This virus seems very aging . . .

EdithStourton · 06/10/2026 12:51

Myrtle, I hope you have success - you definitely deserve a lot of it.

AsWithGlad · 06/10/2026 13:45

Myrtle, I do hope your day is going well 🤞

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MyrtleLion · 06/10/2026 14:46

AsWithGlad · 06/10/2026 13:45

Myrtle, I do hope your day is going well 🤞

Job interview, ADHD Medication Review, Catch up with my Committee work, and I'm eating cake because Costa gave me a free cake for my birthday. Carrot and walnut - very moist.

It's a good day. And there will be more Gosie later on.

DauntlessDamson · 06/10/2026 15:09

In view of the lurgies doing the rounds at present, the gerbil decontamination squad of Gargle, Ginger and Glycerol have been disinfecting the Bluestocking this morning. 😷

Gargle has now gone to the kitchen to make a throat spray of her own concoction for any Bluestocking member who would like to try it. (She seems to have taken most of the pub's supply of brandy with her!).

The Bluestocking, where we look forward to good things happening, both soon and later.
Chersfrozenface · 06/10/2026 15:15

I don't currently have a lurgy. I've buggered my back instead. Still, it adds a little variety.

Magpiecomplex · 06/10/2026 15:36

I'm probably about to jinx it, but I don't have a lurgy. I have one of those supercharged gene variants which gives me a more efficient immune system - about the only bit of me that does work well! Although I do wonder if that's also why I have a very tiresome list of allergies.

Hot lemon and honey with alcoholic supplement of choice to all who need it.

WearyAuldWumman · 06/10/2026 15:45

DauntlessDamson · 06/10/2026 15:09

In view of the lurgies doing the rounds at present, the gerbil decontamination squad of Gargle, Ginger and Glycerol have been disinfecting the Bluestocking this morning. 😷

Gargle has now gone to the kitchen to make a throat spray of her own concoction for any Bluestocking member who would like to try it. (She seems to have taken most of the pub's supply of brandy with her!).

God, I'll say it again - I love this place.

Also, you've reminded me that I have a supply of rakija in the house. It's supposed to be good for killing germs, so maybe...?

WearyAuldWumman · 06/10/2026 15:48

Chersfrozenface · 06/10/2026 15:15

I don't currently have a lurgy. I've buggered my back instead. Still, it adds a little variety.

Oh no! Sympathy - I hate having a buggered back. (These days, moving is often enough to do it. As, indeed, is not moving.)

I have been ordering out for meals and groceries since the lurgy hit me (and keeping delivery people at arm's length so I don't give 'em the bug.

I initially felt guilty about spending the money, but am taking the view that I can't take it with me and it's better spent on stuff wot I need now than being left to the relatives' kids.

DauntlessDamson · 06/10/2026 16:08

WearyAuldWumman · 06/10/2026 15:48

Oh no! Sympathy - I hate having a buggered back. (These days, moving is often enough to do it. As, indeed, is not moving.)

I have been ordering out for meals and groceries since the lurgy hit me (and keeping delivery people at arm's length so I don't give 'em the bug.

I initially felt guilty about spending the money, but am taking the view that I can't take it with me and it's better spent on stuff wot I need now than being left to the relatives' kids.

I've never heard of rakija but I've just looked it up and it sounds like the concoction that Gargle is making, so it should see off any self-respecting germs in no time.

And I wouldn't feel guilty about sending out for supplies and takeaways WAW. Going out before you are ready would probably only extend your recovery time. Better to stay indoors and sample the rakija!

MyrtleLion · 06/10/2026 16:09

You want to know how the gerbils are faring, don't you?

Information hot off the press coming next.

MyrtleLion · 06/10/2026 16:12

59. The Long Journey

In which the gerbils make their own arrangements…

The gerbils were in another van travelling at speed to who knew where. Gimbal decided it was lunchtime. It was early afternoon, and her stomach was growling. She took the seed packet out of her pocket and counted what was left by touch. There were six. She gave one to Griffin and one to Graphic and took one herself, then folded the top over and put the packet away with three in it.

“That’s lunch,” she said. “Then there will be three for dinner, if we are still here.” They ate slowly, turning their seed in their paws until there was almost nothing left of it.

About an hour later Gimbal raised the other matter. “We need to make arrangements. Can the small things be done in the straw and then covered over?”

“As long as none of it goes near the glass,” said Graphic. “But the rest is different.”

“But what if we are still in here and we can’t hold on any more?” asked Gimbal.

“The driver will have to stop at some point,” said Griffin. “Even Errol stops, and she has a picnic. When the driver stops for food, we get out of the crate and out of the van, then we find somewhere private.”

“How do we get out of the crate?” asked Graphic.

“It’s only wood,” said Gimbal. “We’ve got teeth and we can gnaw our way out. But the lid has twelve nails in it. I counted. So not the lid, but one of the sides, at the corner. Once we’re out, we don’t have to come back.”

“Out where?” said Griffin. “We’re in a foreign country with no passports. The crate has a docket on the lid. Gosie and Hedgehog will work out where the crate is going. If we leave, they won’t be able to find us.”

“Then we have to come back,” said Graphic, and it was settled.

Griffin cleared the wool away from one of the corners and began to chew. The wood was dry and soft, and sawdust made its way into her whiskers. When she stopped, she had removed a patch about the size of a sunflower seed.

They agreed to take turns and Graphic gnawed in small even strokes. Gimbal counted for her. “Three hundred and twelve,” she said.

“You don’t have to count it,” said Graphic.

“I know,” said Gimbal.

Then it was Gimbal’s turn, and then Griffin’s again, and every turn was shorter than the one before. “I can’t feel my teeth,” said Griffin. “You’ve still got them,” said Gimbal. “I counted.”

The van slowed, turned and drove slowly to a stop. The engine died, a door opened and they felt a cold breeze come through the slats. The van door closed and they heard a short electronic beep.

“She must have stopped for dinner,” whispered Gimbal. “We should eat too.” She counted out the last three seeds and gave one each to Graphic and Griffin. Gimbal folded the top of the empty packet over and put it down on the wool beside her.

Once they had finished eating, they continued with gnawing. Some time later they heard the beep again and the sound of the door being opened. The van moved slightly as the driver took her seat and shut the door.

“That was the stop we should have got out at,” said Griffin.

“But we haven’t broken through the wood yet. We can’t get out while the crate is still in the way,” said Gimbal.

They continued to take turns gnawing until eventually Graphic felt the slat move under her paw. “It’s going,” she said, hardly aloud. Griffin pushed, and the corner opened a gap a little wider than a gerbil.

“I’m going out,” she said. “Follow me.”

Graphic took her paw off the glass, patted the padding and followed Griffin out of the crate. Gimbal went after her and pulled the slat over the gap.

The van was still moving. Griffin made her way to the back doors and felt along them. “No handles or holes,” she said. “Not this way.”

“Try forwards,” said Gimbal. “We can get out of the driver’s door when she stops again.”

They scurried past boxes and crates to the front and sat in a row on the floor of the van behind the driver’s seat. It was warm.

“When she stops, we get out and go somewhere,” whispered Griffin. “When she gets back in, we get back in. Then back into the crate.”

“That’s four things,” said Gimbal, counting on her fingers. “It’s a good number.”

After a time, the van slowed and stopped, and the engine died. The driver’s door opened and the driver left the van.

“Now,” said Griffin.

They climbed onto the driver’s seat and then left the vehicle to find themselves in an enormous brightly-lit car park. The van had parked next to a grassy verge with a hedge, and they found a private spot.

“Don’t look,” said Graphic.

“I’m not looking,” said Griffin.

Suddenly they heard one of the van doors open and then shut.

Gimbal looked up and saw the courier walk round the back of the van from the passenger side. “She’s going now!” she said.

“Run,” said Griffin.

They ran, but before they could reach the driver’s door, the courier opened it, stepped inside and shut the door firmly. The engine started and then the van began to move away. As it passed a street lamp they could see two white letters on the pale grey panel door. KS.

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/59-the-long-journey

The Bluestocking, where we look forward to good things happening, both soon and later.
LordEmsworthsGirlfriend · 06/10/2026 16:13

DauntlessDamson · 06/10/2026 15:09

In view of the lurgies doing the rounds at present, the gerbil decontamination squad of Gargle, Ginger and Glycerol have been disinfecting the Bluestocking this morning. 😷

Gargle has now gone to the kitchen to make a throat spray of her own concoction for any Bluestocking member who would like to try it. (She seems to have taken most of the pub's supply of brandy with her!).

I hope they left some, I wandered in in the hope of a large cognac.

AsWithGlad · 06/10/2026 16:28

Oh, dear, gerbils self-abandoned in a car park in a foreign country with no way of letting Gosie and Hedgehog know where they are.

I wonder if there's an international network of gerbils they can go to for help, or even just get them to pass on a message?

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JanesLittleGirl · 06/10/2026 16:57

So the only question is why didn't the gerbils chew through the door when they were first locked in? Yes, I know. It was necessary for the narrative flow.

EmpressaurusKitty · 06/10/2026 17:19

JanesLittleGirl · 06/10/2026 16:57

So the only question is why didn't the gerbils chew through the door when they were first locked in? Yes, I know. It was necessary for the narrative flow.

I expect the door was much thicker. They had enough trouble gnawing through the crate.

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