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The Bluestocking Women's Pub, in which we wait excitedly for the next instalment of Gosie's adventures. Gosie, Glass and the Gerbils' Dilemma.

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AsWithGlad · 10/08/2026 14:37

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Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very enthusiastic crew of gerbils, and any curious menfolk are welcome at the Staunch Ally down the road.

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AsWithGlad · 19/08/2026 19:27

Gemima?
Guinevere?
Georgie?
Greta?
Gwendolyn?

Please not Guinevere. It reminds me of that song at the end of the musical Camelot where Arthur and Lancelot fight, and Camelot falls.

Guinevere, Guinevere
In that dim, mournful year
Saw the men she held most dear
Go to war for Guinevere

Gobbelin(a), maybe. Think of Goblin Market, which ends

For there is no friend like a sister
In calm or stormy weather;
To cheer one on the tedious way,
To fetch one if one goes astray,
To lift one if one totters down,
To strengthen whilst one stands.”

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EmpressaurusKitty · 19/08/2026 20:08

Gundred? Griselda? Gertrude?

Edited because I’ve just remembered there was a woman in Dorothy Dunnett’s Niccolò books called Gelis.

MyrtleLion · 19/08/2026 20:18

Gosie incoming.

I’m very tired after a lot of driving and having to visit five pharmacies to score my drugs fill my ADHD prescription. The ADHD clinician has upped the dose to 54mg,

When I returned the Walrus was very impressed that I had 47% battery left which should give me 173 miles. He said it shows that my driving style was obviously better than his. Given that sits at 85mph and I am rarely over 70mph, I’m quite smug. We have an agreement not to comment on each other’s driving, which mostly works.

I’m driving for a couple of hours tomorrow evening (hour each way) and thought I might have to charge the car beforehand.

FuzzyPuffling · 19/08/2026 20:26

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 19/08/2026 19:06

I remember a book called Gobbolino The Witch’s Cat.

Yes, that's where I stole the name from!

MyrtleLion · 19/08/2026 20:29

24. The Prints

In which Glossy uses the good chemicals...

The darkroom door stayed shut until 11, and nobody knocked on it, because the last patron to knock on it while the good chemicals were out had been told, through the door, exactly what her knock had cost in fixer, in paper, and in goodwill, itemised.

When Glossy came out, she came out backwards, holding the prints by their edges, and the room made way for her the whole length of the bar.

There were four of them. She pinned them in a row above the big table, under the existing enlargements, moving Durham along to make space, and stepped back to check the line was level before she would let anyone else near. Durham. Ripon. Norwich. And then the new one, from Ely, printed larger than the rest on the good paper: the mark in the lead of The Visitation, lit sideways by @AngleofRepose’s torch so the impression stood up out of the metal like a hill at sunset.

It was not a circle. The curve rose and rounded over and gave up at the bottom right, running off in a short trailing tail. Three diagonal lines crossed it from bottom left to top right, evenly spaced, each one carrying on past the curve as though it were not there.

“Right,” said Angle, and told the room what she had established and nothing else. That the mark at Ely was not the Mark of the Margrave but was older because the lead hadn’t been touched since its restoration in the 19th century. That the pale sliver at Norwich, the crescent they had all been staring at for weeks, fitted the Ely curve exactly, edge to edge, when the print was held against the frame. And that this meant the Mark of the Margrave sat on top of this older mark.

She took the Norwich enlargement down, held it against the Ely print, and slid it until the crescent lay along the curve of the headland. It fitted in front of everyone the way it had fitted in the museum.

“I can’t tell you what the old mark means,” said Angle, “because I don’t know.”

Nobody said anything for a moment. Gasket put the good teapot on the table without being asked.

@Magpiecomplex had been at the end of the bar through all of it, working through a dish of peanuts with a precision that emptied it without ever appearing to touch it. She came down the bar now, looked at the two prints held together, and put one claw very lightly on the crescent.

“I’ve buried things,” she said. “Rings, mostly. A watch, once, that I maintain was abandoned. A very nice pair of shoes. And I’ll tell you the one rule of burying things: you don’t cover what nobody’s looking for. You cover a thing because you know what it’s worth to somebody, and you know they’re coming.” She took her claw off the print. “Whoever put the Margrave’s mark on top knew exactly what was underneath, and wanted it hidden.”

“Then why was it not hidden on the frame of The Visitation?” asked @PastaAllaNorma.

“No idea,” said Magpie. “Maybe it’s not been replaced.”

PastaAllaNorma threw up her hands. “So where do we go from here?”

Angle went back to the wall with the enlarged prints. She picked up the Cathedral Architecture of the British Isles and said, “We look for the Margrave’s mark in the rest of Gosie’s list and when we find it, we look to see if it’s hiding the curved mark. If we’re lucky, we might even find the curved mark itself. Forty-three cathedrals with a chapter house,” she said opening the atlas. “I marked every cathedral that Gosie visited on the map inside the front cover. Ripon and Durham have the mark, and five haven’t been visited at all.”

“Except it isn’t five,” said Gosie. “Ely’s chapter house is now its administrative centre, which has no surviving stained glass, and Norwich’s chapter house hasn’t existed for hundreds of years.” She glanced at Grisaille, who was studying the rim of her teacup with great attention, and said nothing further. “In any case, I went to Norwich because Gemma Glasswing told me she’d worked on a restoration there. That leaves Sheffield and Glasgow Cathedrals and Westminster Abbey.”

“Just three left, then,” said Girdle, hopefully.

“Three,” Gosie agreed.

Magpie looked up from the last of the peanuts. “The fragment said the Margrave paid for the restoration of the Chapter House window, which is why you were looking at chapter houses. You found the right window at Durham Cathedral, which then led you back to Ripon. But the mark at Norwich Cathedral turned up in the nave, not anywhere near a chapter house at all.” She looked at the atlas with its map of cathedrals plotted by Angle. “It isn’t three cathedrals left. It’s three you haven’t been to, three where you found the Margrave’s mark, one where you found the older mark, and thirty-six where you only searched the chapter houses.”

Nobody corrected her.

“Thirty-six cathedrals,” said Angle, half to herself. “Every window in each of them. Not just the chapter house. All of them.”

Gosie sat with her head bowed, her shoulders slumped at the prospect of the impossible task.

It was @MarieDeGournay, further down the bar, who spoke next. “You went round dozens of buildings on your own the first time, looking at chapter houses,” she said. “You are not going round them a second time on your own to check all the other windows.” She looked round the room, at Angle already reaching for a fresh page, at Magpie sitting up properly now instead of working the peanuts, at all the gerbils quietly serving drinks and snacks. “There are rather a lot of us. We can help.”

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/24-the-prints

The Bluestocking Women's Pub, in which we wait excitedly for the next instalment of Gosie's adventures. Gosie, Glass and the Gerbils' Dilemma.
EmpressaurusKitty · 19/08/2026 20:37

We can all help!

MarieDeGournay · 19/08/2026 20:56

Yay! I'm in an episode!😀

Thank you Myrtle!
And good luck for tomorrow.

MarieDeGournay · 19/08/2026 20:57

ErrolTheDragon · 19/08/2026 17:38

Yes, Steve and his kin really don’t seem very appetising especially when you think about their feeding habits.

I thought Steve's diet was other people's chips😄

DeanElderberry · 19/08/2026 21:11

ErrolTheDragon · 19/08/2026 17:35

do you think Fennella and fennel would work? Perhaps in a bechamel sauce with a nice light puff pastry top?

A velouté, maybe with tiny button mushrooms.

MyrtleLion · 19/08/2026 21:24

MarieDeGournay · 19/08/2026 20:56

Yay! I'm in an episode!😀

Thank you Myrtle!
And good luck for tomorrow.

You were in an earlier episode too. Did you miss it?

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/11-the-same-pane

FuzzyPuffling · 19/08/2026 21:42

MarieDeGournay · 19/08/2026 20:56

Yay! I'm in an episode!😀

Thank you Myrtle!
And good luck for tomorrow.

I'm still bobbing about in the Atlantic with @NotAtMyAge. It's quite nice here. 🌊

AngleofRepose · 19/08/2026 21:43

That's a lot of windows! We'll have to split up into teams, or even go individually. We're going to need a lot of hot chocolate in flasks and picnic lunches to go!

(I hope I understand what's going on now)

We've had some proper rain this evening, but only for about 10 minutes. I noticed on my short walk earlier that the leaves are already starting to fall from the trees. I guess they've been stressed too much over the past two months. I did see a Red Admiral butterfly on a buddleja, but that was the extent of my wildlife observations today.

EdithStourton · 19/08/2026 22:05

ErrolTheDragon · 19/08/2026 17:36

For a goblin, don’t you be suggesting it on the Baby Names board.

Don't tempt me!

EdithStourton · 19/08/2026 22:16

I quite like cathedrals.
We need a Bluestocking charabanc.

Also, we'll need to move soon - are the camels back yet?

Thehorticulturalhussie · 19/08/2026 22:37

EdithStourton · 19/08/2026 22:16

I quite like cathedrals.
We need a Bluestocking charabanc.

Also, we'll need to move soon - are the camels back yet?

They are, I found them in the Caribbean.

AsWithGlad · 20/08/2026 00:00

I had a rare visit to the centre of Cambridge this afternoon.

The customer lift in the Food branch of M&S is broken, so an M&S colleague - a young man - took me up in a goods lift. He was very chatty, telling me that to repair the customer lift they need a crane to drop a new cabin in, and that needs planning permission so will take ages. The goods lift is very industrial, with metal walls and two sets of concertina-type doors. I said something about how sturdy the lift was. He replied, agreeing, and added that this is a very old building, 80 years old.
To think 80 years is old in Cambridge 🤔

I thought about this as I sat at the bus stop, looking across at the outside of Pembroke College Chapel, built in 1665. It was odd, though, as the pavements changed colour as I waited and dark spots appeared on my skirt.

I remember the M&S building when it was a cinema. I saw “The Virgin and the Gypsy” there in about 1971, thinking it was very bold to see a film with such a risqué title.

The Bluestocking Women's Pub, in which we wait excitedly for the next instalment of Gosie's adventures. Gosie, Glass and the Gerbils' Dilemma.
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Chickadeeinme · 20/08/2026 02:57

I'm on my way to bed - if anybody starts a new thread tomorrow morning, please tag me into it! Thank you!

ChristmasStars · 20/08/2026 07:44

“I’ve buried things,” she said. “Rings, mostly. A watch, once, that I maintain was abandoned. A very nice pair of shoes. And I’ll tell you the one rule of burying things: you don’t cover what nobody’s looking for. You cover a thing because you know what it’s worth to somebody, and you know they’re coming.”

Ooh good point @Magpiecomplex but I do wonder who you were hiding the shoes from!

FuzzyPuffling · 20/08/2026 07:46

ChristmasStars · 20/08/2026 07:44

“I’ve buried things,” she said. “Rings, mostly. A watch, once, that I maintain was abandoned. A very nice pair of shoes. And I’ll tell you the one rule of burying things: you don’t cover what nobody’s looking for. You cover a thing because you know what it’s worth to somebody, and you know they’re coming.”

Ooh good point @Magpiecomplex but I do wonder who you were hiding the shoes from!

Mr Magpie?

ChristmasStars · 20/08/2026 07:47

To think 80 years is old in Cambridge

Well quite @AsWithGlad - that's practically a new build in Cambridge!

ChristmasStars · 20/08/2026 07:48

FuzzyPuffling · 20/08/2026 07:46

Mr Magpie?

🤣🤣 could be!

Magpiecomplex · 20/08/2026 08:26

FuzzyPuffling · 20/08/2026 07:46

Mr Magpie?

I couldn't possibly comment.

Magpiecomplex · 20/08/2026 08:28

FuzzyPuffling · 19/08/2026 21:42

I'm still bobbing about in the Atlantic with @NotAtMyAge. It's quite nice here. 🌊

No, you and Not found your way home in an Icelandic saga, remember?

EdithStourton · 20/08/2026 08:53

Old in Cambridge?
This story is probably apocryphal but has done the rounds for years...
American tourist, upon entering Pembroke: Oh my! Is this college pre-war?
Passing student: Madam, this college is pre-America.

FuzzyPuffling · 20/08/2026 09:26

Magpiecomplex · 20/08/2026 08:28

No, you and Not found your way home in an Icelandic saga, remember?

We seem to have vanished again, so I'm assuming the Call of the Sea got too much for us.

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