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The Bluestocking Women's Pub: Where the Bluebird Sings to the Lemonade Springs

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AngleofRepose · 12/07/2026 21:31

Croeso/Welcome to the Bluestocking Women's Pub, with our lovely gerbil staff, the icy Mojito foot-bath for those of you fed up with the heat, a Quilting/Craft Nook, lots of yummy food and drink with zero calories, gluten, or allergens, the Gerbil World Cup, and a brand new magic pool that becomes a babbling brook whenever you want it to!

Come on in! All women welcome! (Men welcome at The Staunch Ally pub down the road aways)

(security provided by the capybaras, lovely folk, but try not to get in their way)

(oh, and don't mention triangles, please. Gubbins gets very overexcited)

(did we mention the Gerbil World Cup?)

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EmpressaurusKitty · 22/07/2026 06:33

@FuzzyPuffling

First puffin chick in 30 years raises hopes for Purbeck colony

www.thetimes.com/article/e0463776-1bcb-4785-b815-c9c23c1caa14?shareToken=135e733416051bd49ebb2f3ce5cb5c52

FuzzyPuffling · 22/07/2026 07:00

Hurrah! Go, Purbeck puffins.

ErrolTheDragon · 22/07/2026 07:54

Good, hope the colony can grow in the future.

From that article there’s a link to a piece about the England Coast path, which has reminded me that one of our retirement ideas is to walk as many of the nice parts of it as possible. That’s rather fallen by the wayside and off the cards right now - DHs sprain has made his foot swell in a way that’s not happened on previous occasions. A function of age no doubt.
We did get out for a nice stroll round a garden yesterday which has the most wonderful bee borders at the moment.

The Bluestocking Women's Pub:  Where the Bluebird Sings to the Lemonade Springs
EmpressaurusKitty · 22/07/2026 08:53

After the coast path, I wish the king or someone else would turn their attention to the Thames path & make that fully accessible too. There are too many bits that involve long detours around private land.

DeanElderberry · 22/07/2026 09:27

ErrolTheDragon · 22/07/2026 07:54

Good, hope the colony can grow in the future.

From that article there’s a link to a piece about the England Coast path, which has reminded me that one of our retirement ideas is to walk as many of the nice parts of it as possible. That’s rather fallen by the wayside and off the cards right now - DHs sprain has made his foot swell in a way that’s not happened on previous occasions. A function of age no doubt.
We did get out for a nice stroll round a garden yesterday which has the most wonderful bee borders at the moment.

Those flowers are lovely. I scattered seeds of something similar, but it's been so dry and hot that all I have is little two inch high tufts of leaves. But - there's a hose pipe ban going nationwide in a couple of days and heavy rain is forecast, so maybe they'll do something just in time to obscure the view of the cyclamens and colchicums.

In the course of my tidying up over that few weeks one of the many things I found was a kettle still in its box, that I remember buying after the trauma of both my kettle and my toaster dying in the first weeks of Covid lockdown. I think I'd gone slightly mad; toasters and kettles aren't like milk or eggs, and there was another one in my bedroom anyway.

However, yesterday morning I knocked my then-in-use one to the floor (just boiled but luckily out of splash range of me or cats) smashing the plastic base, so my kitchen electrical appliance hoard has disappeared. I hope. I still have two fish kettles, but that's different.

HAGADAPA

MarieDeGournay · 22/07/2026 09:41

Great news about the* south coast pufflings,* Fuzzy.
Live long and prosper, little pufflingsSmile
Deano, every now and then the little corner of the brain that says

'panic panic! hoard hoard! buy duplcates! triplicates! you never knew what might happen! 'we'll all be ruined, says Hanrahan, before the year is out'!'

turns around to the rest of your brain and says

'See, I told you so!'

That part of your brain is probably acting very smug this morning😁

DeanElderberry · 22/07/2026 10:05

😁

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 22/07/2026 12:04

That corner of my brain is solely dedicated to yarn and books, @MarieDeGournay. I have enough yarn to last at least a couple of years, maybe more, and a to be read pile that is taking on a life of its own. But if something happens and I have nothing to do except read and knit, I won’t run out too soon.

That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it. And I won’t stop buying new yarn and books either.

DauntlessDamson · 22/07/2026 12:10

I have just received my new bus pass.

It has a picture of my grandmother on it 😬

<Sigh> Gerbils, please send the hot chocolate bowser my way.

FuzzyPuffling · 22/07/2026 12:28

I am watching "Tubular Bells at the Proms" on catch up. Some excellent triangle playing...I immediately thought.. " It's Gubbins!"

ErrolTheDragon · 22/07/2026 16:56

FuzzyPuffling · 22/07/2026 12:28

I am watching "Tubular Bells at the Proms" on catch up. Some excellent triangle playing...I immediately thought.. " It's Gubbins!"

you may have just given the Gerbils the idea of a Proms performance rather than another musical.

FGS no one tell them about the Edinburgh festival, fringe and Tattoo next month…

FuzzyPuffling · 22/07/2026 17:00

Gerbilproms, yes please.
Gerbilfringe, Gerbiltattoo, no thanks!

ErrolTheDragon · 22/07/2026 18:11

I’ve just noticed a tendril of bindweed snaking up one of my pieris plants. It’s in a pot on my patio, how the hell did it invade there? I don’t think their seeds are small enough to be windblown.
Grrr.

FuzzyPuffling · 22/07/2026 18:12

ErrolTheDragon · 22/07/2026 18:11

I’ve just noticed a tendril of bindweed snaking up one of my pieris plants. It’s in a pot on my patio, how the hell did it invade there? I don’t think their seeds are small enough to be windblown.
Grrr.

Evil Squirrel did it.

MyrtleLion · 22/07/2026 18:25

I travelled all the way to the Big Town for an event I’m hosting for the charity I volunteer for.

Checked my phone for the email with details when I got there.

It’s tomorrow.

FuzzyPuffling · 22/07/2026 18:27

MyrtleLion · 22/07/2026 18:25

I travelled all the way to the Big Town for an event I’m hosting for the charity I volunteer for.

Checked my phone for the email with details when I got there.

It’s tomorrow.

I expect that is Evil Squirrel's fault too. 🐿

FuzzyPuffling · 22/07/2026 18:32

Today is officially our 18th day of heatwave.
I've had more than enough now.

DauntlessDamson · 22/07/2026 18:32

Your Purbeck puffling has just been on the telly, Fuzzy! There was a news item about it. It looked totally underwhelmed by all the attention 😁

EmpressaurusKitty · 22/07/2026 18:38

FuzzyPuffling · 22/07/2026 18:32

Today is officially our 18th day of heatwave.
I've had more than enough now.

It’s a lot more comfortable in West London now.

MyrtleLion · 22/07/2026 18:46

FuzzyPuffling · 22/07/2026 18:27

I expect that is Evil Squirrel's fault too. 🐿

Most definitely

FuzzyPuffling · 22/07/2026 18:52

DauntlessDamson · 22/07/2026 18:32

Your Purbeck puffling has just been on the telly, Fuzzy! There was a news item about it. It looked totally underwhelmed by all the attention 😁

Edited

I saw her...isn't she gorgeous? I hope she can find a mate when she's all grown up. The world needs more puffins.

ErrolTheDragon · 22/07/2026 19:18

MyrtleLion · 22/07/2026 18:25

I travelled all the way to the Big Town for an event I’m hosting for the charity I volunteer for.

Checked my phone for the email with details when I got there.

It’s tomorrow.

Better than finding out that it was yesterday at least!

MyrtleLion · 22/07/2026 19:20

ErrolTheDragon · 22/07/2026 19:18

Better than finding out that it was yesterday at least!

True!

EmpressaurusKitty · 22/07/2026 19:21

Should I know about Evil Squirrel?

FuzzyPuffling · 22/07/2026 19:28

EmpressaurusKitty · 22/07/2026 19:21

Should I know about Evil Squirrel?

Yes. She's a squirrel. And she's evil.

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