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The Bluestocking Women's Pub: Where the Bluebird Sings to the Lemonade Springs

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AngleofRepose · 12/07/2026 21:31

Croeso/Welcome to the Bluestocking Women's Pub, with our lovely gerbil staff, the icy Mojito foot-bath for those of you fed up with the heat, a Quilting/Craft Nook, lots of yummy food and drink with zero calories, gluten, or allergens, the Gerbil World Cup, and a brand new magic pool that becomes a babbling brook whenever you want it to!

Come on in! All women welcome! (Men welcome at The Staunch Ally pub down the road aways)

(security provided by the capybaras, lovely folk, but try not to get in their way)

(oh, and don't mention triangles, please. Gubbins gets very overexcited)

(did we mention the Gerbil World Cup?)

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Boiledbeetle · 15/07/2026 21:19

Fuckers.

And who is wearing the gerbil head?

The Bluestocking Women's Pub:  Where the Bluebird Sings to the Lemonade Springs
SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 15/07/2026 21:23

EdithStourton · 15/07/2026 20:20

We were very skint and collected both Co-op and Green Shield.

At one point the local Co-op did a whole range of fairly ugly crockery in exchange for its stamps. It came in a choice of plain oatmeal, or oatmeal with hideous flowers, and proved wildly popular as it was oven proof. Half the town, even the posh, was eating off it by the time the promotion ended. It was indestructible stuff (I still have one of the plates, having chucked out the rest - it didn't break), and survived the advent of dishwashers and microwaves better than a lot of stuff that claims to be able to cope with modern kitchen appliances.

On another topic, good to hear that Hunter is on the mend. I know how horrible it is when dogs are ill.

I think we had that crockery, @EdithStourton. To be honest, I’d forgotten we got it with green shield stamps.

Boiledbeetle · 15/07/2026 21:32

I used to work at an Esso garage when I was at uni. I would put the tiger tokens that customers didn't want to one side (aka in my back pocket). Then I'd send my flatmate in when I wasn't working to swap them for mugs. (I know they used to do stuff other than mugs but I'm buggered if I can remember what.)

In my defence we were poor students, so anything we could get for free was a bonus!

Boiledbeetle · 15/07/2026 21:47

😶

Now it gets tense.

The Bluestocking Women's Pub:  Where the Bluebird Sings to the Lemonade Springs
Magpiecomplex · 15/07/2026 21:49

Edith has reminded me. I heard a strange bird call yesterday that I didn't recognise. Looked up and there was a heron flying overhead! I know we do have a resident heron in the area but I don't think I've ever heard one making a noise before.

Boiledbeetle · 15/07/2026 21:54

Even more tense.

Scared Kermit The Frog GIF
EdithStourton · 15/07/2026 22:19

I'm following the footer on here...

MyrtleLion · 15/07/2026 22:19

The news came through just before the gerbils’ own semi-final week began, and Gerbil HQ received it the way it received all bad news from the real world — quietly, professionally, and with absolutely no fuss whatsoever.

Griselda read the score off the wire twice, folded the paper precisely in half, and said, “Right,” in a tone that closed the subject before anyone could open it.

Gwendoline drafted a bulletin, deleted it, drafted another, and eventually settled on a single line with no exclamation marks at all, which everyone agreed was somehow worse than if she’d used twelve: England, 1-2, Argentina. Full time.

Gertrude pressed a single sunflower seed into Griselda’s paw without a word. Griselda held it for a long moment, said nothing, and put it in her pocket rather than eating it, which was, for Gertrude’s private system of grief, roughly equivalent to a state funeral.

Nobody mentioned 1966. Nobody mentioned 2018. Everybody was thinking about both, in that specific way English gerbils have of thinking very loudly about something while insisting, out loud, that they’re thinking about the weather.

Gloop, behind the bar, poured nothing stronger than usual and said nothing wiser than usual, which was itself its own kind of comfort.

Greta’s line appeared under the glass, unprompted, before anyone had asked her for one:

One goal up. Fifty-nine years since the other kind of ending.

Nobody added anything to it. Nobody needed to.

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/the-england-semi-final

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EdithStourton · 15/07/2026 22:21

One of the local farmers has had his mule (the 4-wheeled sort) decorated with England flags for the past several weeks. It's been charging up and down the road and along the farm tracks. He was obviously very committed.

Poor chap.

Hedgehogsrightsarehumanrights · 16/07/2026 00:31

Well I have a vey sad husband tonight, who no doubt will be playing footy in his dreams, he has been referred to a sleep clinic, but in the meantime i have to be on alert for his physical sleep behaviours.

I don't like sleeping separately from him for lots of reasons not least to stop him hurting himself.

last night he was racing a horse (i think) then was having a fight, fists in the air , i had to rouse myself out of a deep sleep and jump out of bed to be safe.

he went back to sleep, as did I, and then woke me up snoring like a train.

When i got up this morning he said “well you had a good lie in” to which i said (by way of explanation) “Fuck off”.

I had no idea when i said for better or worse what that actually meant.

He is a none violent male, and i love him

off to bed.

AsWithGlad · 16/07/2026 00:53

EdithStourton · 15/07/2026 20:27

I got very tired of the default male in children's books when the DC were young. I went looking for books with lots of females in them, and came across one that featured a really arsey mother with a toolbox and an attitude.

Much later, I discovered that at least one of the DC had found it quite scarey. I think there was some concern that I might take the book as an instruction manual...

DS is over 40 now, but he went to a nursery which was probably quite advanced for its time. Before singing something like “The bear went over the mountain” the leader would ask the group, “Is it a she bear or a he bear?”

There must be details I’ve forgotten, or never knew as I wasn’t usually there.

#The bear went over the mountain (x3)
To see what she could see
And all that she could see (x2)
Was the other side of the mountain…..#

AsWithGlad · 16/07/2026 00:56

@PastaAllaNorma , I got naproxen, too, when I looked up Synflex. What’s the UK version called?

AsWithGlad · 16/07/2026 01:13

I take your Coop stamps and raise you its predecessor, ‘divi.’

Whenever my mum bought something at the Co-op she had to give her 5 digit co-op number - I still remember it. They wrote it and the amount on a slip of carbon paper, which was possibly 1/2” by 4”. Mum took the top copy of the slip (possibly pink), and when home stuck it into a little book. Ever so often (quarterly?) she had to total the amounts (in the days before calculators) and take the little book to the Co-op. In time she would receive the divi(dend).

I imagine the Co-op had a bank of employees who used to total all the shop’s receipts in order to calculate this divi. Whether they used to spot check an individual’s member’s little book amount with the shop’s, I don’t know. It must have been a horrendous task.

Which shoppers would bother to do something so time-consuming nowadays? Yes, she had a job, too, as a supply teacher.

Anyone remember plastic flowers, free with soap powder? I remember daffodils and red tulips. 🌷

pontefractals · 16/07/2026 06:53

DauntlessDamson · 15/07/2026 10:29

Marie I love Common Blue butterflies! We have lots of them here as I believe they particularly like coastal areas. It's lovely seeing a flash of iridescent blue in among all the green foliage.

Horti So pleased to hear that Hunter is improving. Lots of sleep is probably the best thing for him at the moment - and I hope you have managed to catch up on your own sleep too.

Dean ' I have one of those orange blobby Buddleias and the leaves are very popular with green shield bugs which gives me creatures to talk to'.

My first thought on reading those words was, I wonder if they collect stamps?
For our younger contingent, you would need to be over sixty to understand what that meant! 😂

I'm fifty and remember Green Shield Stamps, mostly the mad panic to stick all the hoarded ones into books the night before they became obsolete - the entire family was summonsed to the kitchen table and made to help!

FuzzyPuffling · 16/07/2026 07:00

AsWithGlad · 16/07/2026 01:13

I take your Coop stamps and raise you its predecessor, ‘divi.’

Whenever my mum bought something at the Co-op she had to give her 5 digit co-op number - I still remember it. They wrote it and the amount on a slip of carbon paper, which was possibly 1/2” by 4”. Mum took the top copy of the slip (possibly pink), and when home stuck it into a little book. Ever so often (quarterly?) she had to total the amounts (in the days before calculators) and take the little book to the Co-op. In time she would receive the divi(dend).

I imagine the Co-op had a bank of employees who used to total all the shop’s receipts in order to calculate this divi. Whether they used to spot check an individual’s member’s little book amount with the shop’s, I don’t know. It must have been a horrendous task.

Which shoppers would bother to do something so time-consuming nowadays? Yes, she had a job, too, as a supply teacher.

Anyone remember plastic flowers, free with soap powder? I remember daffodils and red tulips. 🌷

I can still remember our divi number. I think it will be one of those things for ever ingrained on my memory, long after everything else has gone.

pontefractals · 16/07/2026 07:11

FuzzyPuffling · 16/07/2026 07:00

I can still remember our divi number. I think it will be one of those things for ever ingrained on my memory, long after everything else has gone.

I remember my late Dad saying he found it easy to remember my Mum's phone number when they started courting in around 1960 because it was the same as their divvy.
Around my Mum's way when she was small, so just post war, every kitchen had a big double cupboard, and when you opened it, one door had the Universe Catholic Newspaper calendar and the other had the divvy sheet.

Magpiecomplex · 16/07/2026 07:17

Morning all. Trying not to scratch madly as I have a new crop of bites and my dyshidrotic eczema (triggered by hot weather) has got to the insanely itchy stage. I need a pair of those scratch mitts you can get for babies!
Hello @pontefractals, I don't think I've seen you in the Bluey before? Unless you're a name changed regular.

pontefractals · 16/07/2026 07:28

Magpiecomplex · 16/07/2026 07:17

Morning all. Trying not to scratch madly as I have a new crop of bites and my dyshidrotic eczema (triggered by hot weather) has got to the insanely itchy stage. I need a pair of those scratch mitts you can get for babies!
Hello @pontefractals, I don't think I've seen you in the Bluey before? Unless you're a name changed regular.

Hello!
Nope, I am an incomer, new to this pub if not this, er, parish. I lurked occasionally and today I was drawn in by unlocked memories.
Huge sympathies on the eczema, it's evil, especially in heat.

Boiledbeetle · 16/07/2026 07:40

pontefractals · 16/07/2026 07:28

Hello!
Nope, I am an incomer, new to this pub if not this, er, parish. I lurked occasionally and today I was drawn in by unlocked memories.
Huge sympathies on the eczema, it's evil, especially in heat.

We shall now lock you in so you can never leave us.

<laughs maniacally>

DeanElderberry · 16/07/2026 08:00

Welcome @pontefractals, beetle isn't really evil. Mostly.

Before they started with the loyalty card bollox Lidl used to have tokens that people collected to get rather horrid plush toys with a fruit and vegetable theme. I always kept mine intending to pass them on to someone with appropriate age grand/children.

One day in the queue the obviously AD son of a harassed young couple to people in front of me started to act up because he wanted a toy - they, not being regular Lidl shoppers, had none. So I slipped past the woman in front of me and handed over my stash; then the woman in front gave a little jump and said that come to think of it, her grandchildren had plenty of toys, and handed over hers; and then the young women on the checkout said actually, staff had discretion to use the uncollected tokens, and produced enough that not only the nearly melted down boy but also his neurotypical brother went out with a full set of lurid purple and green fluffy blueberries and beans.

Relief all round.

But I'm glad Lidl no longer complicate parents' lives with those things. And am amused that a major strand of Aldi's advertising is that they don't demand loyalty from people who just want to buy stuff.

Chersfrozenface · 16/07/2026 08:07

Coincidentally, moth fans, Royal Mail has a new set of stamps and collectibles out.
https://shop.royalmail.com/special-stamp-issues/moths

ErrolTheDragon · 16/07/2026 08:13

‘Loyalty cards’ have become an odd idea now it’s possible to just have everyone’s app on your phone.

I do like your name @pontefractals, welcome!

BrewBrewBrewBrewBrewBrew Brews up

DauntlessDamson · 16/07/2026 08:24

Ah, well, that's it for another four years and it's sad for the team and the fans. I didn't watch the match (I never do) but I've no doubt I'll be hearing/reading about it ad infinitum.

Thank heavens we have the gerbils, whose games are far more entertaining and have no lasting repercussions.

Morning and welcome @pontefractals <waves>

EmpressaurusKitty · 16/07/2026 08:27

Welcome @pontefractals!

Asda’s rewards scheme used to be pretty good but now it’s crap. But it’s also just round the corner & mostly has what I want, so not enough reason to shop somewhere else.

If it’s Boily’s fault England lost & the gerbils are missing out on their bank holiday, I think she should offer to look after the bar for a day so they can still enjoy an extra day off.

ErrolTheDragon · 16/07/2026 08:52

DauntlessDamson · 16/07/2026 08:24

Ah, well, that's it for another four years and it's sad for the team and the fans. I didn't watch the match (I never do) but I've no doubt I'll be hearing/reading about it ad infinitum.

Thank heavens we have the gerbils, whose games are far more entertaining and have no lasting repercussions.

Morning and welcome @pontefractals <waves>

Four years? Isn’t there another World Cup next year?

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