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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

The Gerbil World Cup at the Bluestocking!

295 replies

Magpiecomplex · 14/06/2026 15:00

New thread.

No pushing at the back, please, we have plenty of scones and kilts for everyone.

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RumNotRun · 15/06/2026 21:14

Does anyone remember which clever soul on the Aston threads made the focault gerbil t shirts? Or what website was used? I'm on my phone and the search function is shite on the app. I can't stop thinking about Bluestocking Arms t-shirt, maybe with a gerbil too. Not sure how good my AI skills are to design something decent, but I can try!

MyrtleLion · 15/06/2026 21:23

RumNotRun · 15/06/2026 21:14

Does anyone remember which clever soul on the Aston threads made the focault gerbil t shirts? Or what website was used? I'm on my phone and the search function is shite on the app. I can't stop thinking about Bluestocking Arms t-shirt, maybe with a gerbil too. Not sure how good my AI skills are to design something decent, but I can try!

https://grimut-gerbils.teemill.com

there you go.

I am toying with the idea of setting up a feminist T-shirt shop. When I was live pasting Tribunal Tweets I mocked up lots of T-shirts and thought about selling them.

Home

https://grimut-gerbils.teemill.com

Bergamotte · 15/06/2026 21:37

JanesLittleGirl · 15/06/2026 20:55

I believe that Gilet works with Gaiters, Galoshes and Gauntlet on the major gardening projects.

All excellent names.

JanesLittleGirl · 15/06/2026 21:59

Not forgetting Gearbox who is always there for the heavy lifting and Gradient who ensures that the approach is nice and easy.

EmpressaurusKitty · 15/06/2026 22:03

And Gumboots!

EmpressaurusKitty · 15/06/2026 22:06

Except…. If this is the gerbil gardening team, where does that leave the Guinea pigs?

Thehorticulturalhussie · 15/06/2026 22:07

MarieDeGournay · 15/06/2026 20:24

In view of recent posts, would you care to reconsider your final sentence, Thehorticulturalhussie?
😂

Absolutely not. I stand by it 100%

EmpressaurusKitty · 15/06/2026 22:12

EmpressaurusKitty · 15/06/2026 20:10

I’m trying to work this out now. If a cow is small enough to fit in a gilet pocket, she’s going to be too small for the gilet wearer’s arm to fit up her fanjo…?

I’d like to point out that this is a very logical & rational comment.

JanesLittleGirl · 15/06/2026 22:15

EmpressaurusKitty · 15/06/2026 22:06

Except…. If this is the gerbil gardening team, where does that leave the Guinea pigs?

But this is the 'clearing brambles and nettles' and 'chopping back the bastard rhododendron' end of gardening.

ErrolTheDragon · 15/06/2026 22:19

Their team manager is Groundwork.

Flannelfeet · 15/06/2026 22:23

MarieDeGournay · 15/06/2026 20:21

Hello Flannelfeet and Enola, and welcome!
Enola must be one happy.....er...rodent* at the moment.
Morocco next, isn't it?

*Is it rude to ask what kind of rodent she is? Just curious, all rodents are wonderful, gerbils are especially wonderful.
<I have to say that or they'll get upset>.

👋 enola is a wee gerbil, shes just a wee baby (to us anyway) we got her on 13th of May (daughters birthday) and they said she was born in January. ❤️

EdithStourton · 15/06/2026 22:26

EmpressaurusKitty · 15/06/2026 22:06

Except…. If this is the gerbil gardening team, where does that leave the Guinea pigs?

The gerbils supervise.
ETA, and do the hard landscaping.

Flannelfeet · 15/06/2026 22:28

EmpressaurusKitty · 15/06/2026 19:56

Adorable! And I like your tattoos.

Thank you 😊. ❤️

JanesLittleGirl · 15/06/2026 22:28

ErrolTheDragon · 15/06/2026 22:19

Their team manager is Groundwork.

💜

EdithStourton · 15/06/2026 22:29

And Groundwater designs all the ponds and water features.

EdithStourton · 15/06/2026 22:31

The gerbils are very keen on nominative determinism.
That's why Gateau makes most of the cakes.

JanesLittleGirl · 15/06/2026 22:34

Grouting is the absolute go-to when you are having your bathroom redone.

JanesLittleGirl · 15/06/2026 22:37

Although I would steer well clear of Gestapo. She has a distinctly authoritarian side to her.

Flannelfeet · 15/06/2026 22:44

Thehorticulturalhussie · 15/06/2026 19:16

I think that one of these might be better.

Awwwww how cute is that? 🥰🥰🥰🥰. I could have lots of wee enolas stored in the door at bed time 🥰

ErrolTheDragon · 15/06/2026 22:49

JanesLittleGirl · 15/06/2026 22:37

Although I would steer well clear of Gestapo. She has a distinctly authoritarian side to her.

Shock
JanesLittleGirl · 15/06/2026 22:54

ErrolTheDragon · 15/06/2026 22:49

Shock

TBF, she is more Herr Flick than Heinrich Himmler.

Flannelfeet · 15/06/2026 22:58

EmpressaurusKitty · 15/06/2026 20:10

I’m trying to work this out now. If a cow is small enough to fit in a gilet pocket, she’s going to be too small for the gilet wearer’s arm to fit up her fanjo…?

Its a designer cow...the size of a hamster but costs 2000 quid. 10 in each pocket 🤭

ErrolTheDragon · 15/06/2026 23:07

Flannelfeet · 15/06/2026 22:58

Its a designer cow...the size of a hamster but costs 2000 quid. 10 in each pocket 🤭

wtf…they’re going to be fiddly to milk.Confused

Chickadeeinme · 16/06/2026 02:37

ErrolTheDragon · 15/06/2026 23:07

wtf…they’re going to be fiddly to milk.Confused

And you won’t even get enough out of one for a cup of tea.

WearyAuldWumman · 16/06/2026 02:39

Found you!

Should be in bed, but making a quick post before I turn in.

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