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Bluestocking Women’s Pub - it’s Maytime!

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ErrolTheDragon · 01/05/2026 08:48

Welcome to any women who want the company of women!

Thats it really….ok so this place is staffed by gerbils with the occasional quokka or capybara but it functions like a friendly pub where you don’t have to know what’s going on all the time.
The drinks don’t intoxicate and the food is delicious yet healthy so please do come in.

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MyrtleLion · 11/05/2026 23:02

EdithStourton · 11/05/2026 22:11

Sympathies, Myrtle. My DH is terrible with forms, contracts etc despite having a Big Brain, so would have done the same.

Thank you. I'm the life admin person in our relationship. Which is absolutely fine with me because he does the shopping, cooking and laundry and general supporting of his daughter.

Life admin is easy and quick.

But this was a work email and a work benefit and even though I said it's that time of year have you renewed the benefits, I was not able to do it for him. 😭

His dental insurance is absolutely fine.

Of course.

MyrtleLion · 11/05/2026 23:08

The presentation is done as far as main content answering the questions. I now have to add in what my coach calls micro stories about my experience to make it more human.

I also need to add in more corporate colours for the company so it looks like their website but that means sludge brown.

And the Walrus has suggested using little icons at the bottom of each slide so they know where they are - think of it like Chapter 3 The Journey or 4 The Homecoming except icons for Journey and Home so they know where they are. It's a good idea but fiddly.

Resuming tomorrow.

Gosie is on the move again. She's heard that one of the patrons might be on a canal boat somewhere and wonders if that's another transportation aspect...

MyrtleLion · 12/05/2026 09:41

At the dentist where one of the books available on the waiting room is called, Is Your Cat A Psychopath?

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 12/05/2026 10:32

It must be a very short book, @MyrtleLion - surely all cats are psychopaths! CatBastard definitely is. The other day, I fed him a couple of fragments of salmon from my dinner, and he bit my finger by way of thanks. Literally bit the hand that fed him.

The presentation is sounding good - I hope it goes well.

Yesterday was a bit of a sad day. We found out last week that one of the ladies who used to come to our knitting group had died - she hadn't been for ages, because she had dementia, and couldn't leave the house - but we found out yesterday that one of our current members has also died. She was a lovely lady and had been coming for ages, apart from a short time when she was recovering from a severe fall. So we have two funerals to go to, before the end of the month.

But, on a more positive note, her daughter has asked us to use some of her left-over yarn to knit hats for prem babies, to donate in her name, so we will all be doing that.

ChristmasStars · 12/05/2026 10:39

MyrtleLion · 12/05/2026 09:41

At the dentist where one of the books available on the waiting room is called, Is Your Cat A Psychopath?

The answer is probably always yes!

ErrolTheDragon · 12/05/2026 11:51

MarieDeGournay · 11/05/2026 21:45

Errol, a few days ago you suggested chrome marker pens for my model restoration job - brilliant idea!
It worked perfectly, the chrome flows very well and you can see how much better it was than my previous solution, chrome nail polish.
It could be even more chromier if I had prepped the surface better but it's a very old model [I made it as a teen and my mother kept it all those years!] and I'm happy enough with this finish.

The chrome pen came in a set of three, with gold and bronze was well😍

I've been prowling around the house looking for things to bling up😁
Thank you Errol!

Oh good, I’m glad my internet search had such literally brilliant results!

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MarieDeGournay · 12/05/2026 11:59

Very sorry to hear about the loss of your knitting companion, Woley.
Using her wool to knit hats for prem babies is a lovely way to pay tribute to herFlowers

ChristmasStars · 12/05/2026 12:15

Yes so lovely to carry on her memory in the knitted hats. Sorry for your loss.

AlexandraLeaving · 12/05/2026 17:59

Sorry for your loss Woley, but how lovely that you are able to continue knitting with her yarn. That's very special.

Feeling a bit low today, for ill-definied woolly reasons, so need some liquid sparkle please bar-gerbils, and perhaps some floofy badger cubs to stroke.

Magpiecomplex · 12/05/2026 18:09

@AlexandraLeaving liquid sparkle as requested.

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Thehorticulturalhussie · 12/05/2026 18:41

Could I please have some liquid sparkle too, I’m in dire need. There’s an increasingly annoyed mahoosive queen wasp in my kitchen and I’m too pathetic to try to net her (she’ll get very angry and vengeful) and so am sitting in the hall wondering what to do. I love wildlife and have gone to great lengths to make it feel at home but a queen wasp in the house is not what I had envisaged. Help!!

Magpiecomplex · 12/05/2026 18:45

There you go Horti, and one for your new friend too. Maybe if she drinks enough cocktails she'll be easier to shoo outside?

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MarieDeGournay · 12/05/2026 18:54

AlexandraLeaving · 12/05/2026 17:59

Sorry for your loss Woley, but how lovely that you are able to continue knitting with her yarn. That's very special.

Feeling a bit low today, for ill-definied woolly reasons, so need some liquid sparkle please bar-gerbils, and perhaps some floofy badger cubs to stroke.

I'm feeling bleugggghhh, but with good reason - had my Covid booster earlier today and it has knocked me out a bit. Crashed out and slept for 2 hours!

I don't know if we have any floofy badger cubs, Alex, but feeling low? for ill-defined reasons? this is a job for da-da- DAAAAH - Harriet the Husky RatSmile

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Thehorticulturalhussie · 12/05/2026 19:38

Magpiecomplex · 12/05/2026 18:45

There you go Horti, and one for your new friend too. Maybe if she drinks enough cocktails she'll be easier to shoo outside?

Thank you very much Magpie, I’m pretty sure that that will do the trick and hopefully she’ll buzz herself into a drunken stupor. No, wait, that will be me.

ErrolTheDragon · 12/05/2026 19:42

Here are some 🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡 and a couple of support camels 🐪🐪

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MyrtleLion · 12/05/2026 19:43

All cats are psychopaths. It was a short book.

MyrtleLion · 12/05/2026 19:50

The canal network solves several problems at once.
That’s why Gosie heads west.
Not dramatically west — not mountains, not coast — but into the slow industrial veins of the Midlands, where things still move quietly if nobody is in a hurry to ask questions.
After Rye, Gosie realises the adversary’s system depends on:

  • movement that looks ordinary
  • timing hidden inside routine
  • infrastructure people mentally filter out
Canals are perfect for that. No scanners. No urgency. No attention. Things disappear into the landscape at four miles an hour.

More importantly, canal culture has its own rules:

  • people notice outsiders
  • but ignore continuity
  • boats drift in and out
  • cargo changes hands quietly
  • everyone assumes everyone else has some practical reason for being there
That’s ideal for distributed transfer. Especially for small, valuable objects moving in fragments.

Which leads Gosie to @Hedgehogforshort.
Hedgehog is aboard a narrowboat somewhere in the Midlands network — not hidden, exactly, but difficult to pin down because narrowboats exist in a strange state between residence and movement.
Gosie suspects Hedgehog has seen:

  • repeated boat patterns
  • unusual cargo swaps
  • and perhaps specific vessels appearing near key transfer windows
Possibly without realising their significance.

But Hedgehog is not giving information away for free.
Not because she’s secretive.
Because she has standards.
And one of those standards is:

  • if someone arrives at dinner time asking questions about suspicious canal traffic, they are making supper first.
Entirely fair.

So Gosie finds herself in the deeply unfamiliar position of having to earn intelligence via galley cooking aboard a narrowboat barely wider than a corridor.
This is not her natural environment.
She is used to:

  • archives
  • marinas
  • tractors
  • covert logistics networks
Not:
  • balancing pans while the boat rocks slightly
  • locating onions in cupboards that are somehow also stairs
  • or being supervised by Hedgehog with the calm intensity of someone judging both technique and character simultaneously.

And yet, Gosie understands immediately that this matters.
Because canals are not about speed.
They are about continuity.
If the adversary network truly spans:

  • sea
  • agriculture
  • marinas
  • rural corridors
…then canals may be the glue between them. The unnoticed middle layer. And if Hedgehog talks, Gosie may finally learn not just where the pieces move — —but how the network stays connected when nobody appears to be in charge.

Gosie wishes she had Maud's training in haute cuisine but has learned a thing or two about catering from the Bluestocking gerbils. She's hoping she can meet Hedgehog's standards.

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AlexandraLeaving · 12/05/2026 20:02

MarieDeGournay · 12/05/2026 18:54

I'm feeling bleugggghhh, but with good reason - had my Covid booster earlier today and it has knocked me out a bit. Crashed out and slept for 2 hours!

I don't know if we have any floofy badger cubs, Alex, but feeling low? for ill-defined reasons? this is a job for da-da- DAAAAH - Harriet the Husky RatSmile

Thank you - Harriet is indeed very sweet, even if not quite in floofy badger cub territory.

Sorry you are feeling rough. I wish we still had covid boosters, despite their immediate side-effects.

AlexandraLeaving · 12/05/2026 20:03

ErrolTheDragon · 12/05/2026 19:42

Here are some 🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡 and a couple of support camels 🐪🐪

Thank you!!!

DeanElderberry · 12/05/2026 20:35

I have found wasps quite tolerant and understanding if I speak politely to them and catch them in a glass and let them out. Unlike honeybees who are hostile un-cooperative nitwits.

ErrolTheDragon · 12/05/2026 20:42

DeanElderberry · 12/05/2026 20:35

I have found wasps quite tolerant and understanding if I speak politely to them and catch them in a glass and let them out. Unlike honeybees who are hostile un-cooperative nitwits.

The Infinite Monkey Cage had an episode about bees and wasps, during which the wasp expert extolled the relative intelligence of wasps, one being that they generally can manage to escape out of a partially opened window whereas the bee will usually stay trapped.

However, Queen Wasp probably doesn’t want to escape, she wants to find somewhere to build her nest.

I’ve caught bees and wasps with a glass without injury to them or me, you just have to be patient and wait glass and cardboard in hand until they settle.

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DeanElderberry · 12/05/2026 20:57

Well yes, poor Waspie last year was probably trying to nest, she kept coming back into the airy cave she'd found. Then Rosy ate her. Terribly sad. I had warned her.

I have had lovely little 7-cell paper nests in my bedroom twice over the years.

MarieDeGournay · 12/05/2026 22:38

AlexandraLeaving · 12/05/2026 20:02

Thank you - Harriet is indeed very sweet, even if not quite in floofy badger cub territory.

Sorry you are feeling rough. I wish we still had covid boosters, despite their immediate side-effects.

Harriet is unbelievably cute, isn't she? but if floofy badger cubs are more your thang, fair enoughSmile

I'm feeling OK thanks, no ill-effects after a couple of hours' sleep.

I found you a couple of baby badgers, hope they are floofy enough.
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Chersfrozenface · 13/05/2026 07:28

Re canal boats and their being "ideal for distributed transfer."

There is an increasing problem with canal boats being used to store and move drugs from place to place, apparently.

AlexandraLeaving · 13/05/2026 07:34

MarieDeGournay · 12/05/2026 22:38

Harriet is unbelievably cute, isn't she? but if floofy badger cubs are more your thang, fair enoughSmile

I'm feeling OK thanks, no ill-effects after a couple of hours' sleep.

I found you a couple of baby badgers, hope they are floofy enough.
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Thank you. That’s some fab floof there.

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