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Bluestocking Women’s Pub - it’s Maytime!

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ErrolTheDragon · 01/05/2026 08:48

Welcome to any women who want the company of women!

Thats it really….ok so this place is staffed by gerbils with the occasional quokka or capybara but it functions like a friendly pub where you don’t have to know what’s going on all the time.
The drinks don’t intoxicate and the food is delicious yet healthy so please do come in.

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Magpiecomplex · 09/05/2026 10:01

ErrolTheDragon · 09/05/2026 09:57

Soups have their own dedicated system, and Clarice will COSHH you if you suggest using the food prep apparatus for inedible substances. Shock

I think it has to be a series of shadufs for soup, yes?

Good point re eating the cheese.

Magpiecomplex · 09/05/2026 10:05

Shadufs.

ETA ignore the apron saying Bert. That's from a mix-up with the Staunch Ally laundry.

Bluestocking Women’s Pub - it’s Maytime!
PastaAllaNorma · 09/05/2026 10:08

ErrolTheDragon · 09/05/2026 09:53

That sounds wonderful!

AND I finally found the advantage of being in a wheelchair! The theatre tickets are dirty cheap.

I'm going to see One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, three rows from the stage, for £26.

PastaAllaNorma · 09/05/2026 10:10

Magpiecomplex · 09/05/2026 09:55

It is not physically possible to spend too long at a cheese shop!

We came up with a compromise - they go to Forbidden Planet while I go the Neal's Yard (detour via Monmouth Street Coffee) and everyone can linger to their hearts content.

I do have to ask for things to be double bagged for the journey home, though.

Magpiecomplex · 09/05/2026 10:13

PastaAllaNorma · 09/05/2026 10:10

We came up with a compromise - they go to Forbidden Planet while I go the Neal's Yard (detour via Monmouth Street Coffee) and everyone can linger to their hearts content.

I do have to ask for things to be double bagged for the journey home, though.

We usually do Forbidden Planet too! Although Paxton and Whitfield on Jermyn Street is my favourite cheesemonger.

PastaAllaNorma · 09/05/2026 10:16

Magpiecomplex · 09/05/2026 10:13

We usually do Forbidden Planet too! Although Paxton and Whitfield on Jermyn Street is my favourite cheesemonger.

I had a friend who used to work there. Lovely Cheese Nina, I miss her now she's moved back to London.

PastaAllaNorma · 09/05/2026 10:22

The trouble with Paxton and Whitfield is that it's too close to Hatchard's and Fortnum's. With those three in such close proximity I need a remortgage.

I took my daughter to the Fortnum's ice cream parlour when she was 8, and she had and ice cream sundae served inside a gingerbread house. Amazing.

SidewaysOtter · 09/05/2026 10:23

I don’t suppose there’s any profiteroles left?

MyrtleLion · 09/05/2026 10:24

PastaAllaNorma · 09/05/2026 10:08

AND I finally found the advantage of being in a wheelchair! The theatre tickets are dirty cheap.

I'm going to see One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, three rows from the stage, for £26.

The RSC does seats for £18!

Magpiecomplex · 09/05/2026 10:30

PastaAllaNorma · 09/05/2026 10:22

The trouble with Paxton and Whitfield is that it's too close to Hatchard's and Fortnum's. With those three in such close proximity I need a remortgage.

I took my daughter to the Fortnum's ice cream parlour when she was 8, and she had and ice cream sundae served inside a gingerbread house. Amazing.

I worked on Jermyn Street for six months, many years ago. I spent a lot of time window shopping!

PastaAllaNorma · 09/05/2026 10:32

Magpiecomplex · 09/05/2026 10:30

I worked on Jermyn Street for six months, many years ago. I spent a lot of time window shopping!

When I took all three kids to Hatchard's, a fantastic bookseller spent about half an hour with us helping us find new authors. I spent about a hundred quid, and every penny was worth it!

ErrolTheDragon · 09/05/2026 10:41

It wouldn’t occur to me to spend time in London in a cheesemongers - but then, I live in Lancashire and have an excellent farm shop nearby which has all the lovely local stuff plus enough of the foreigners.

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PastaAllaNorma · 09/05/2026 11:01

ErrolTheDragon · 09/05/2026 10:41

It wouldn’t occur to me to spend time in London in a cheesemongers - but then, I live in Lancashire and have an excellent farm shop nearby which has all the lovely local stuff plus enough of the foreigners.

How far away is The Courtyard Dairy from you? It's 1 1/2 hours from me but we go once a year for cheese pilgrimage.

MyrtleLion · 09/05/2026 11:04

Gosie and Magpie stood on top of a tractor at dusk overlooking Romney Marsh, with layers of maps, drainage lines, convoy routes, and movement timings projected or spread across the bonnet.

The four days she had spent with @Magpiecomplex had finally turned up something useful. The tractors turned out not to be transport.
They were timing devices.
That’s what took four days.
At first Gosie thought Magpie was showing her:

  • hidden routes
  • concealed cargo movement
  • rural logistics
Useful, but ordinary. Then Magpie said something offhand while tightening a coupling on an ancient tractor: “Funny how they always move after rain.” That was the crack in the wall. Gosie started watching properly. Not just the machinery—the fields, drainage tracks, temporary road plates, flood channels, chalk soils, weight restrictions. Southeast England became a giant shifting map. And then it clicked. The adversary’s network depends on ground conditions. Certain containers—the ones carrying fragments or assembled sections—can’t risk:
  • vibration
  • scanning
  • prolonged storage
  • customs attention
So they move only under very specific conditions:
  • after rain softens tracking patterns
  • during agricultural movement windows
  • mixed into legitimate machinery convoys
The tractors aren’t camouflage. They’re access keys to a moving infrastructure no one notices because it looks dull. That’s why Gosie stayed. She and Magpie spent four days:
  • mapping movements
  • comparing timings
  • identifying repeated machinery IDs
  • tracing where loads appeared without corresponding deliveries
And they found something enormous. A pattern. Not random routes—a convergence. Every path eventually bends toward one place: The Romney Marsh. Flat, isolated, threaded with old military roads, drainage channels, abandoned storage buildings, private hangars, tiny marinas. Perfect. Especially if you wanted to assemble something quietly before taking it abroad. So now Gosie knows:
  • where the adversary’s operating base is
  • how the fragments move
  • and roughly when the next transfer will happen
Which means the game has changed again. She’s no longer reconstructing the adversary’s plan. She’s preparing to walk directly into it.
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Magpiecomplex · 09/05/2026 11:11

Gosie has a fine mind on her, it's been a pleasure to work together.
We did have a bit of a sticky moment trying to work out if the Maidstone sinkholes were connected to anything, but we think that's just coincidence.

PastaAllaNorma · 09/05/2026 11:15

You're doing good work there, Magpie. We all appreciate it!

Magpiecomplex · 09/05/2026 11:17

I've just noticed this in the cab window! 😂

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MarieDeGournay · 09/05/2026 11:25

Hedgehogforshort · 08/05/2026 23:05

Well i have been busy with my family of hoglettes and grand hoglettes, and am off on my canal boat for three weeks as of tomorrow. I suspect we will have moved threads by that time I am back so if someone could tag me when we move I would be soooo grateful.

Have a lovely time Hedgey!
Don't forget that when you rejoin us you can use the new 'haven't been keeping up with the posts, so I'm just jumping in wherever you're all at' emoji:👻

Sideways, it's jolly decent of you to let bygones be bygones and fraternise [sororise?] with gerbils after one of them bit you😮
I'm sure it was a mistake, it thought you were a profiterole or something....

I feel sorry for you Pasta, going to the theatre so soon after it has been redefined by Moulin Gerbil!

Word of the redefinition probably hasn't reached London theatreland yet, and you're going to have to sit through an outdated performance, totally lacking in croquembouches or triangle solos - how awful for you😞

Seriously though - have a lovely time, Pasta!

Next time the girls are putting on a big performance, can somebody tempt Colin out to the garden with a trail of cocktail sausages? He's hogging [no offence, HedgeyWink] the limelight too much for my liking...

Oh look, a new Gosie episode has just landed! Ambassador you are spoiling us!
I'll read it later, I have to do boring practical things for a bit now, so see you l8r 🐊s

AuntieMsDamsonCrumble · 09/05/2026 11:29

@MyrtleLion The tractors turned out not to be transport.They were timing devices.

Timing matters!

I'm beginning to feel as though the Bluestocking is in a Bletchley Park time warp.🤔

AngleofRepose · 09/05/2026 12:01

Morning, sister Bluestockingers ( and gerbils) ... (and capybaras) ... (and everyone else) ... ... (AND Colin)

What a show last night! I was up at stupid o'clock this morning so have been helping out, hoovering the floor in the Quilting Nook and trying to get sticky, hard-set sugary something-or-others off the comfy chairs. Almost done, so I'll just make myself a strong Americano and try to find somewhere to sit in the main seating area that isn't covered in glitter and paper hearts!
Can't stay long, but just wanted to have time to read Gosie and Magpie's next installment. This is getting very interesting...

I hope Hedgie has a great boating holiday (better check for a stowaway gerbil or two just in case) and Pasta's show turns out to be less chaotic than last night's!

<checks the mug> Why are there bits of feather boa in my coffee??

AngleofRepose · 09/05/2026 12:11

Am so excited about the logistics and maps and secret movements to do with shifting drainage patterns!!

Going to meet some friends in the Second Big City, and also see if I can track down an OS map that is missing from my collection, if I can find a bookshop that's still open! (small bookshops continue to have a difficult time, there one day, gone the next ).

I'm off, have a good day everyone!

(ps. found a secret stash of profiteroles behind the mystery items in Tupperware boxes in the overflow fridge in the cellar, bottom left, in the back. Don't. tell. Glenda)

EmpressaurusKitty · 09/05/2026 17:09

Speaking of Romney Marsh…

I don’t know if this is at all relevant but I visited Rye a couple of weeks ago, stayed in a hotel by the river & kept hearing what sounded like wind chimes, only oddly regular & always the same note. I finally worked out that it was coming from the flagpole in the hotel car park.

ErrolTheDragon · 09/05/2026 17:52

EmpressaurusKitty · 09/05/2026 17:09

Speaking of Romney Marsh…

I don’t know if this is at all relevant but I visited Rye a couple of weeks ago, stayed in a hotel by the river & kept hearing what sounded like wind chimes, only oddly regular & always the same note. I finally worked out that it was coming from the flagpole in the hotel car park.

if you were anywhere near yacht moorings you’d hear many and various ‘chimes’.

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EmpressaurusKitty · 09/05/2026 18:00

ErrolTheDragon · 09/05/2026 17:52

if you were anywhere near yacht moorings you’d hear many and various ‘chimes’.

I didn’t know that. There were some boats nearby though not many, I was quite a way from the harbour.

So it’s not likely to be some kind of signalling system related to Gosie’s current investigation then?

Magpiecomplex · 09/05/2026 18:41

EmpressaurusKitty · 09/05/2026 18:00

I didn’t know that. There were some boats nearby though not many, I was quite a way from the harbour.

So it’s not likely to be some kind of signalling system related to Gosie’s current investigation then?

Well... Put it this way. It would be incredibly clever to hide a signalling system in something so easily explained away, wouldn't it?

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