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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Suzie Eddie Izzard

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viques · 24/04/2026 02:22

Sorry for the link.https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-15759671/Suzy-Eddie-Izzard-kids-one-day-mother-death.html

Apparently Suzie Eddie Izzard has said he would like to have children some day.

Do we think 64 year old Suzie Eddie will be in girl mode or boy mode when he reproduces? And will the Suzie Eddie baby call Suzie Eddie mummy or daddy?

Answers on a postage stamp.

Suzy Eddie Izzard, 64, reveals she would like to have kids one day

Suzy Eddie Izzard has revealed that she would like to have kids one day as she opened up about her mother's tragic death when she was a child.

https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-15759671/Suzy-Eddie-Izzard-kids-one-day-mother-death.html

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OpheliaWitchoftheWoods · 24/04/2026 19:32

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AnticsNShenanigans · 24/04/2026 20:45

Jaysus, that photo

tsmainsqueeze · 24/04/2026 20:51

DialSquare · 24/04/2026 08:16

Maybe he can impregnate himself on his boy days.

😂

LeftBoobGoneRogue · 24/04/2026 21:25

sorrynotathome · 24/04/2026 07:51

Why can’t you just leave people alone? Why so much hatred? Eddie/Suzie has proven to be an enduring and much loved talent who has brought joy to millions. For those who for some reason think he’s washed up, he’s been doing a world tour of his solo Hamlet since 2024 with over 250 performances so far.

Yes the lovely Eddie/Suzie seen in a long queue for the ladies’ toilet when he should have used the men’s.

2021x · 24/04/2026 21:46

Why now and why talk about it in public rather than getting on it?

Not getting enough attention?

Iatethelastbiscuit · 26/04/2026 08:12

WallaceinAnderland · 24/04/2026 13:07

You should say never when you are 64. How is that in any way thinking of the needs of the child?

It’s called a joke

Iatethelastbiscuit · 26/04/2026 08:23

LeftBoobGoneRogue · 24/04/2026 21:25

Yes the lovely Eddie/Suzie seen in a long queue for the ladies’ toilet when he should have used the men’s.

MN’s obsession with trans women has become so boring it’s actually starting to turn me - a GC woman who doesn’t think trans women should have access to female spaces - the obsession with it has become grating. I almost want to get all my male friends to dress up as women and go into ladies’ toilets everywhere just to annoy them! Give it a rest, I agree with it, but seriously “people are dying Kim”!

MoonWoman69 · 26/04/2026 08:48

Well I'm sorry to say Eddie, that you're going to really struggle to find anyone to make that dream come true! It might be that you've never fancied men, but I can't imagine there are that many women out there that would fancy you! You are a man in womens clothing. And to selfishly want to bring a child into your mess of a life at the age of 64? Get a grip.
(I used to love his humour. I just can't look at him any more. It started with "I like to wear a skirt, why can't men wear skirts?" Then the nail polish, then the make up, then the full outfits, the name change and and now the abomination we see before us. Just no).

borntobequiet · 26/04/2026 08:51

Iatethelastbiscuit · 26/04/2026 08:23

MN’s obsession with trans women has become so boring it’s actually starting to turn me - a GC woman who doesn’t think trans women should have access to female spaces - the obsession with it has become grating. I almost want to get all my male friends to dress up as women and go into ladies’ toilets everywhere just to annoy them! Give it a rest, I agree with it, but seriously “people are dying Kim”!

What a very teenage reaction to other people’s legitimate concerns.

CornishDaughteroftheDawn · 26/04/2026 08:55

Iatethelastbiscuit · 26/04/2026 08:23

MN’s obsession with trans women has become so boring it’s actually starting to turn me - a GC woman who doesn’t think trans women should have access to female spaces - the obsession with it has become grating. I almost want to get all my male friends to dress up as women and go into ladies’ toilets everywhere just to annoy them! Give it a rest, I agree with it, but seriously “people are dying Kim”!

What does being a ‘GC woman’ mean to you and why would you want to upset and cause stress to many women because you don’t like the way a couple of women speak about a thoroughly unpleasant man?

Do you think he was right to yell at and intimidate the young teenage girls who questioned his presence in the ladies toilets as a young man?

DramaAndBullshit · 26/04/2026 09:00

Overtheatlantic · 24/04/2026 02:34

I think she has problems to address and one of them is thinking that she can either have a baby or adopt a baby at 64. Practically and morally it would be wrong.

He.

He.

Eddie Izzard can call himself Suzie and wear lippy and dresses if he likes, but he’s still a man.

I used to love Eddie Izzard, he pointed out that he wasn’t wearing ‘women’s clothes’ because he had bought them, so they were just his clothes. Seeing him running those marathons, with his nails all glitzy, I had mad respect.

Then he decided he was actually Suzie. Fuck off. No.

SirChenjins · 26/04/2026 09:02

Suzie conveniently gets put back in the wardrobe when there's a male acting role he wants to play.

That he uses his dead girlfriend's name is a bit grim imo.

Wearenotborg · 26/04/2026 09:35

borntobequiet · 26/04/2026 08:51

What a very teenage reaction to other people’s legitimate concerns.

Ooh another one who was totally GC until popping on here and seeing all the nasty women saying no to men. That’s the third I’ve seen in the month I’ve been on MN. I mean come on @Iatethelastbiscuit try something original. Plagiarism is never funny

DialSquare · 26/04/2026 10:03

Iatethelastbiscuit · 26/04/2026 08:23

MN’s obsession with trans women has become so boring it’s actually starting to turn me - a GC woman who doesn’t think trans women should have access to female spaces - the obsession with it has become grating. I almost want to get all my male friends to dress up as women and go into ladies’ toilets everywhere just to annoy them! Give it a rest, I agree with it, but seriously “people are dying Kim”!

It’s men. Men who invade women’s spaces. If you were actually GC, you would know that. There’s literally a photo of him doing exactly that on this thread. And fucking right I’m obsessed about stopping it.

AntiqueBabyLoanSmurf · 26/04/2026 10:13

Iatethelastbiscuit · 26/04/2026 08:12

It’s called a joke

The problem is that, with Eddie, it's getting very hard to tell which crazy things are 'jokes' and which crazy things he's deadly serious about.

FateAmenableToChange · 26/04/2026 10:18

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Gettingbysomehow · 26/04/2026 10:22

Eddie was slways just a normal transvestite. I remember the early days because we're the same age. He was funny and dressed really well. Had long nails and high heels but gorgeous clothes. Didnt try and be a woman despite the makeup.
Now however he's jumped on the trans bandwagon and he's just another ugly woman face. Shame.

AntiqueBabyLoanSmurf · 26/04/2026 10:28

If anybody watched The Floor (rather gripping quiz show hosted by Rob Brydon) recently, the quiz element is to identify the people, places or things in a particular category from the pictures on the big screen.

One of the categories was 'comedians' and one of the pictures was Eddie. The contestant said "Eddie Izzard" and the 'correct' bell instantly sounded and it moved on to the next one - BUT the answer as confirmed on the screen said 'Suzie Izzard'.

Interesting how nobody was outraged or shamed for 'deadnaming' or whatever other 'transphobia' could be hurled at them. Eddie knows full well himself that his very unusual surname does a lot of the lifting on his behalf. It's the convenient elephant in the room that allows him to blatantly deny that there is any elephant there, whilst still fully benefiting from everybody knowing the obvious truth. If he'd been a famous person called Eddie Jones and he was now suddenly going as Suzie Jones instead... well, I highly doubt that he would, as nobody would have a clue that it was anybody well-known.

Lalgarh · 26/04/2026 11:10

Suzy / Susan absolutely a girls name that won't come back now (sorry just merging with another thread on names). It was like a go to name for Stephen Fry to use in his show with Hugh Laurie. Some supposed inherent comedy value?

OpheliaWitchoftheWoods · 26/04/2026 11:51

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SpidersAreShitheads · 26/04/2026 14:23

Wearenotborg · 26/04/2026 09:35

Ooh another one who was totally GC until popping on here and seeing all the nasty women saying no to men. That’s the third I’ve seen in the month I’ve been on MN. I mean come on @Iatethelastbiscuit try something original. Plagiarism is never funny

I was thinking exactly the same.

“I was completely in agreement with protecting women’s dignity and safety but as all you other women keep using mean words about men I’ve changed my mind and think it’s totally fine for women to be at risk.”

Sure, Jan.

FateAmenableToChange · 26/04/2026 16:03

Oh we’re being tone police on this thread. Do you think if Eddie claimed he was now a disabled black lesbian woman that would also be ok? Curious to understand how deep this rabbit hole goes. Is there no objective truth any longer? Anyone & everyone is exactly what they claim to be. Children are adults, adults are children, education & experience are simply a matter of imagination? To what extent does this go?

OpheliaWitchoftheWoods · 26/04/2026 19:01

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Bertiebiscuit · 28/05/2026 09:45

SpidersAreShitheads · 24/04/2026 02:46

In fairness, the Daily Mail headline is a bit clickbaity.

The quote from the article says:

"Izzard spoke to Gyles Brandreth on the Rosebud podcast and said: 'I would be very happy to have children. But at the moment it's not there. Never say never.'
She added: 'I am trans, but I fancy women, I've always fancied women, never fancied boys or men, it just doesn't work for me.' While discussing her love life and hopes for the future, Eddie admitted that she is not actively looking for love right now because she is 'happy' in her own company."

And the other comment was:

"In the podcast chat Mine said to her: 'Of course you're gonna be impacted by your mom's passing forever. You know, we just move with the grief and it becomes part of us one way. But yeah. Do you feel like, so you don't have your own children do you or family...?' Suzy replied: 'No, I would, I would like to have them but umm...' "

So it doesn't really sound as if Eddie is actively setting out to have children in any meaningful way. He is many things, but stupid isn't one of them. I would hope - perhaps naively! - that he would recognise how deeply immoral it would be to have a child in his mid-60s. Either way, he's single at the moment and not even looking for a relationship so hopefully this is all just wishful thinking on his part and nothing more.

Very interesting though, isn't it? I can't think of a woman who would be entertaining having a baby in her mid-60s. So handy for Eddie that he can switch between "girl mode" and "boy mode" as the needs arise. Isn't that just the perfect example of womanhood.....not.

He switches to "boy mode" when he's offered a lucrative acting role. "boring old bloke" mode more like. Men really do get to eat their cake and have jam on it don't they.

Bertiebiscuit · 28/05/2026 09:54

Wowthatwasabigstep · 24/04/2026 08:07

What a silly man he is, clearly desperate for attention.

What an overinflated ego he must have to think that anybody is interested in his life.

Just another boring old bloke who can't handle ageing, will try literally anything to try to be "relevant" and "interesting".. Usual bog standard misogynist male who has no care for women and girls, we are just supposed to be his audience. Pathetic.