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EdithStourton · 22/04/2026 19:55

The thread in which Gosie's mysterious adventures will continue. All women welcome to join us for a virtual tipple, fun, support and arcane knowledge. And tractors.

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SionnachRuadh · 26/04/2026 21:43

Sometimes the old dictionary gets a wee bit whimsical. Open it at random page and you may find such as

Faoillidh, the old name of the Kalends of February and of fifteen days after; often it is used for the entire month (P. O'C. says it is a corruption of fuidhle, .i. the dregs or remains of the year); it also means bad weather; cf. Faoillidh a mharbhuigheann na caoirigh, February it is that kills the sheep; January (O'N.).

faoisiughadh -ighthe, pl. id., m., dispensation; an t-árd-throscadh ó nach bhfuil saoire ná faoisiughuadh le fagháil, the great fast from which there is no relief or dispensation to be got.

faon-lag, -laige, a., weak, feeble; hanging down in unresisting masses (of the hair).

Sometimes I think Brian Ó Nualláin must have memorised the whole dictionary. One of the things I love about The Third Policeman, which I probably reread about once a year, is its extremely odd prose style, like as if it had been originally written in Irish and then translated very literally into English, which is by no means an impossible thing.

ErrolTheDragon · 26/04/2026 22:50

ifIwerenotanandroid · 26/04/2026 21:43

My fave: 'the act of inflating hare's offal with a bicycle pump'. I mean, you really need a word for that.

Maybe in German…

MarieDeGournay · 26/04/2026 22:53

ErrolTheDragon · 26/04/2026 22:50

Maybe in German…

Oh please please - where is Igneo when you need her?😁

Boiledbeetle · 26/04/2026 23:03

Chickadeeinme · 26/04/2026 20:10

It's quite inoffensive over here to call a child a little bugger - because, of course, they keep bugging you.

Rather than calling me a little bugger, my mum used to tell me to "bugger off". Two year old me would leave the room going "bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger..."

ErrolTheDragon · 26/04/2026 23:14

I used ‘bugger’ after reading James Herriot as a young teen, in which Yorkshire farmers would describe a cow as “t’owd bugger”, and had no idea why my older brother was shocked 😂

AsWithGlad · 26/04/2026 23:16

Chersfrozenface · 26/04/2026 18:03

My mother used 'coolth', though whether she got it from her background (Liverpool, then rural mid-Wales) or from popular culture, I don't know. I can't imagine her reading Portnoy's Complaint, mind.

My mother used "coolth" as well - her background was the West Riding of Yorkshire. I doubt she got it from popular culture and I can't imagine her reading Portnoy's Complaint, either, unless it was on the general shelves of our village library. She mostly read books with a sticker of a pair of handcuffs on the spine, indicating crime novels, as did my father, and then so I from being quite young.

She liked words, though, and taught Latin before my brother and I were born. After that she became a primary school teacher, probably because the timetable fitted in better with part-time work.

AsWithGlad · 26/04/2026 23:25

AngleofRepose · 26/04/2026 17:22

One of the first dialectal British words I learned was "cag" (is that how you spell it?) - for a pull in your sweater. My friend was from Shropshire, near the Staffordshire border, if I recall correctly.

I used to use the word "scag" for that, a pull in my jumper.

It was the same word which described when I pulled the skin away from the side of my nail - I don't know what the formal term for that is, it's not the cuticle but a hard splinter-like piece of skin which ends where the soft cuticle starts. I used to get them a lot as a child but they are not there now.

Chickadeeinme · 26/04/2026 23:33

That’s a hangnail isn’t it?

AsWithGlad · 27/04/2026 00:03

Is that what a hangnail is? I never knew.

edit - the pictures Google produces when I ask it for 'hangnail' aren't exactly what I mean. They have to be fine splinter-looking things.

edit again: but if we used 'scag' for something and hangnail wasn't in our vocabulary, perhaps they did describe the same thing.

ChristmasStars · 27/04/2026 03:50

Woken by the cat so just catching up.

I had an Australian student on teaching practice in my class once who used the word bugger to the children. I had to tell her you can't do that here and she was mortified when I explained the meaning to us. She also just thought it was to do with the children bugging her.

MyrtleLion · 27/04/2026 08:57

Android had run a layered scan—visible, infrared, something else she didn’t bother naming—and one of the composite overlays was still ghosted on a nearby screen.

Not the image itself, but a fragment of the underdrawing lifted and isolated.

Most of it was noise to anyone else.

But Gosie saw a mark. Not part of the composition—too deliberate, too tucked away.

A tiny cartographic flourish, the sort of thing an artist might use as a private anchor. A habit.

She’d seen it before.

Not in a catalogue. In a place.

She stepped closer, adjusted the contrast herself, and there it was—clear enough:
A stylised headland. Three lines. One break.

Not decorative. Locational.

West coast again, but further north than Ardnamurchan. More exposed. Fewer houses. The kind of place where things get put out of sight rather than on display.
She didn’t explain it to Android. Just said, “You’ve got the wrong question,” and picked up her keys.

By late afternoon she was on the road again, pushing past the familiar routes and out towards Sutherland—proper edge-of-the-map territory.

The location resolved itself as she drove: a narrow inlet near Lochinver, where the land folds in on itself and old buildings sit low against the weather.

Not a house this time.

A boathouse.

Stone. Locked, but not recently. The sort of place used intermittently, deliberately forgotten in between.

She didn’t force entry. The key was where it always is in places like this—somewhere obvious if you understand how people think when they believe no one is looking.
Inside: salt, timber, rope… and one object that didn’t belong.

A crate.

Not old. Not local. Travelled.

She opened it.

Not a painting.

Fragments.

Panels—cut, separated, each one carrying part of an image. Not damaged—divided.

As if someone had taken a single work and broken it into components for transport, or concealment, or… study.

And here’s the problem:
One section matched the underdrawing from Android’s anomaly.

Which means the “impossible” painting in the lab isn’t original.

It’s assembled knowledge.

Someone has been collecting pieces—literally—and reconstructing something they shouldn’t be able to reconstruct.

Gosie stood there a long moment, then closed the crate exactly as she’d found it.

She didn’t take anything.

But now she knows the adversary’s method.

They’re not chasing finished works.

They’re building one.

And they’ve already been here.

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lcakethereforeIam · 27/04/2026 09:46

🍿 I'm on tenterhooks.

MarieDeGournay · 27/04/2026 09:51

lcakethereforeIam · 27/04/2026 09:46

🍿 I'm on tenterhooks.

We all are!

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AuntieMsDamsonCrumble · 27/04/2026 10:04

Curiouser and curiouser!

I wonder if Gosie stopped off at the Pie Shack on the way through Lochinver. An experience never to be forgotten😋

EdithStourton · 27/04/2026 10:52

Little did I know what was going on when I waved Gosie off on her trip to France...

In other news, I heard my first cuckoo of the year when walking B&B this morning. I had a few FB friends (one Essex, one Norfolk) both shouting 'CUCKOO' a week or two ago, so I was jealous.

Last week, everything seemed to be suddenly in leaf. I knew it wasn't sudden, because I'd been watching, but it felt sudden all the same. We had a week when the hedges began to green up, then a week when the buds on the oaks began to burst and the brand-new lime-green leaves emerged. That was followed by a week of the hawthorn just starting to come into leaf and flower almost simultaneously, while the slower oaks got going and the cow parsley (and the bloody nettles) sprang up. And boom, the ditches are full of weeds and flowers, the oaks have canopies (apart from the real slow-coaches), the dandelions have set seed, and the stitchwort has joined the daffodils and largely gone over.

It was so warm first thing that one of the ponies in a paddock we passed was sunbathing, laid out on the grass and dust by the gate in the languid manner of a tourist on a sun-lounger. He raised his head as we came into view, gave us a look of 'Oh fuck, it's you, that was so not worth the effort', watched us for a few moments and then laid his head back down again: we didn't even merit a 'huff!'

I have housework and work-work to do, and the nettles need strimming before they take over the end of the garden, but all I want to do is sit in the garden with Merlin and a cup of tea.

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lcakethereforeIam · 27/04/2026 10:53

I'm linking this because 😍 but mostly for the thumbnail

https://youtube.com/shorts/Ti7FXCFrcmo?si=YO01AHues6K9qr1d

Which probably won't show but it's the cockatiel with the 'hat'.

Before you continue to YouTube

https://youtube.com/shorts/Ti7FXCFrcmo?si=YO01AHues6K9qr1d

EdithStourton · 27/04/2026 10:58

That is wonderful, Cake.
Batshit didn't like it, though. She got off the sofa and left the room.

No taste. None.

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EdithStourton · 27/04/2026 10:59

Oh, and a coupla three springtime photos for you all.

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EdithStourton · 27/04/2026 11:02

Though it would help if I attached the photos.

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ErrolTheDragon · 27/04/2026 11:03

lcakethereforeIam · 27/04/2026 10:53

I'm linking this because 😍 but mostly for the thumbnail

https://youtube.com/shorts/Ti7FXCFrcmo?si=YO01AHues6K9qr1d

Which probably won't show but it's the cockatiel with the 'hat'.

It does show - thanks!Grin
There used to be a grey parrot in a small animal collection in a nearby park (unfortunately he was stolen!) who would whistle the first line of ‘Colonel Bogey’ … but missing the final note which meant one absolutely had to add it to resolve the tune.

MarieDeGournay · 27/04/2026 11:08

lcakethereforeIam · 27/04/2026 10:53

I'm linking this because 😍 but mostly for the thumbnail

https://youtube.com/shorts/Ti7FXCFrcmo?si=YO01AHues6K9qr1d

Which probably won't show but it's the cockatiel with the 'hat'.

Hilarious, thank you Cake! They're very good, aren't they??
It's not just a recognisable bit of whistling, it's actual singing.
The Queen of the Night aria seems to be popular in the parrot community..Smile

ErrolTheDragon · 27/04/2026 11:14

Here’s one of the Muncaster bluebells, though the photo doesn’t do them justice. I had some difficulty with the image being too large to upload and the trick of screenshotting it didn’t seem to work so I had to crop it a bit as well.

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MarieDeGournay · 27/04/2026 11:17

EdithStourton · 27/04/2026 10:52

Little did I know what was going on when I waved Gosie off on her trip to France...

In other news, I heard my first cuckoo of the year when walking B&B this morning. I had a few FB friends (one Essex, one Norfolk) both shouting 'CUCKOO' a week or two ago, so I was jealous.

Last week, everything seemed to be suddenly in leaf. I knew it wasn't sudden, because I'd been watching, but it felt sudden all the same. We had a week when the hedges began to green up, then a week when the buds on the oaks began to burst and the brand-new lime-green leaves emerged. That was followed by a week of the hawthorn just starting to come into leaf and flower almost simultaneously, while the slower oaks got going and the cow parsley (and the bloody nettles) sprang up. And boom, the ditches are full of weeds and flowers, the oaks have canopies (apart from the real slow-coaches), the dandelions have set seed, and the stitchwort has joined the daffodils and largely gone over.

It was so warm first thing that one of the ponies in a paddock we passed was sunbathing, laid out on the grass and dust by the gate in the languid manner of a tourist on a sun-lounger. He raised his head as we came into view, gave us a look of 'Oh fuck, it's you, that was so not worth the effort', watched us for a few moments and then laid his head back down again: we didn't even merit a 'huff!'

I have housework and work-work to do, and the nettles need strimming before they take over the end of the garden, but all I want to do is sit in the garden with Merlin and a cup of tea.

Edith you know I'm a big fan of your writing - thank you for another beautiful description of this moment in nature - but that photo of a dandelion - wow. So you're a great photographer as well.
Which means you can illustrate your nature book yourself, when you write itSmile

Congrats on hearing the cuckoo.

Oh the cuckoo is a pretty bird
She sings as she flies
She brings us good tidings
And she tells us no lies

Those lines pop up 'readymade' in many different folksongs.

Here's a more accurate saying:

The half of April
The whole of May
The half of June
And then away

by which reckoning your cuckoo has missed a bit of April

lcakethereforeIam · 27/04/2026 11:19

They're hilarious, so sweet and there's so many. I could probably fill this thread and a few others with similar. But I won't.

I reckon Batshit had the measure of it though. We see 'smiley' beaky faces. Birds doing sweet, amusing, adorable things. The birds are probably exhibiting courtship or territorial behaviour. Batshit knew what that bird's real intention was and wasn't hanging around to be insulted.

MarieDeGournay · 27/04/2026 11:40

lcakethereforeIam · 27/04/2026 11:19

They're hilarious, so sweet and there's so many. I could probably fill this thread and a few others with similar. But I won't.

I reckon Batshit had the measure of it though. We see 'smiley' beaky faces. Birds doing sweet, amusing, adorable things. The birds are probably exhibiting courtship or territorial behaviour. Batshit knew what that bird's real intention was and wasn't hanging around to be insulted.

Cake, I can't believe you're dissing anthropomorphism - in the Bluestocking??!
You've really really upset Harriet, and made a kitten and puppy cry. Shame on you!
Grin

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