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ANewCreation · 20/11/2025 14:54

ProfessorBinturong · 19/11/2025 23:27

And while I have my book out, here's the sick pay bit from Moira Lock.

SSP = statutory sick pay

CE: You've been responsible for pay since 2021?

ML: Yes.

C: Including administering SSP?

M: Yes.

C: para 2 of your witness statement you say instructed verbally by MD. Not automatic decision by you?

M: I don't make decisions for the company.

C: So it's not automatic to put employees on SSP?

M: Not automatic. I take instruction.

C: When we're you instructed?

M: 24 or 25 July [note, NW has 'before 25 July' here - not sure which of us misheard]. Don't have exact date.

C: So before she was on sick leave?

M: No. Would get a sick note.

C: When?

M: Would have been before that date. Sick note is received then I get instruction.

C: So before C went on sick leave 25 July?

M: No. Must have a sick note. Can't have one before the other.

C: This email to you from Bethany is August 1st. Then you received the form.

M: OK.

C: Apparent from the emails that you'd not done SSP before.

M: No, I hadn't.

C: So if anyone was sick between you starting in 2022 [my note - earlier I put 2021, not sure which is right] and this time, they wouldn't have been on SSP?

M: Depends on their contract. We have very few employees, don't recall anyone before this sending sick note.

C: How many employees?

M: 3

C: No more Qs.

Edited

Thanks ProfessorBinturong, just noticed this:

ML: We have very few employees, don't recall anyone before this sending sick note.

C: How many employees?

ML: 3

Based on never asking a question to which you don't already know the answer, 3 is also apparently 'very few'. Well played, Charlotte!

SlackJawedDisbeliefXY · 20/11/2025 15:01

Based on never asking a question to which you don't already know the answer, 3 is also apparently 'very few'. Well played, Charlotte!

@ANewCreation Good spot - so in this counting system -

3 equals very few equals many

Trying to work out the phrasing I have to use to ask for just the right number of individual Yorkshire puddings at lunch on Sunday

ProfPerfectlySoftButter · 20/11/2025 15:06

I think the "very few"/ "many" continuum must be like the cows in the Father Ted episode:

- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music that you love, upload original content and share it all with friends, family and the world on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwajb0Zgt_g

SexRealistic · 20/11/2025 15:41

SlackJawedDisbeliefXY · 20/11/2025 15:01

Based on never asking a question to which you don't already know the answer, 3 is also apparently 'very few'. Well played, Charlotte!

@ANewCreation Good spot - so in this counting system -

3 equals very few equals many

Trying to work out the phrasing I have to use to ask for just the right number of individual Yorkshire puddings at lunch on Sunday

I am slack jawed in disbelief.

Moyra is the only person who likely has qualifications in counting.

I hope the Judge prefers her interpretation of three.

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TheseCowsAreSmall · 20/11/2025 15:42

ProfPerfectlySoftButter · 20/11/2025 15:06

I think the "very few"/ "many" continuum must be like the cows in the Father Ted episode:

Did someone call for me?

ProfessorTRex · 20/11/2025 15:42

And let's not forget, 1+1 also equals 3! Such a complex number.

EmpressDomesticatednottamed · 20/11/2025 15:46

And two is two
But how many ones make two?

SlackJawedDisbeliefXY · 20/11/2025 16:02

SexRealistic · 20/11/2025 15:41

I am slack jawed in disbelief.

Moyra is the only person who likely has qualifications in counting.

I hope the Judge prefers her interpretation of three.

I am slack jawed in disbelief.

As was I when I watched to Dr. Upton telling us that he knew he was a woman and he was clearly not a robot so therefore he must be a biological woman.

ANewCreation · 20/11/2025 16:10

SlackJawedDisbeliefXY · 20/11/2025 15:01

Based on never asking a question to which you don't already know the answer, 3 is also apparently 'very few'. Well played, Charlotte!

@ANewCreation Good spot - so in this counting system -

3 equals very few equals many

Trying to work out the phrasing I have to use to ask for just the right number of individual Yorkshire puddings at lunch on Sunday

Oh, that one is easy.
You can never have too many Yorkshires on offer!

DrProfBatsinmybrainGif · 20/11/2025 16:24

VisitingProfessorSzygy · 19/11/2025 12:18

My attendance yesterday was on the patchy side so my qualifications have been downgraded. Thanks for the new thread, off to catch up now!

I have been lurking avidly, but felt my qualifications were inadequate yesterday, so I have had an Upgrade. Although I'm not sure if it's genuine or not. The powers that be implied the term Gif meant "Gets In Front" or possibly Greatly Intelligent Feminist (and not Graphics Interchange Format)

ProfessorBoiledbeetle · 20/11/2025 16:26

SlackJawedDisbeliefXY · 20/11/2025 15:01

Based on never asking a question to which you don't already know the answer, 3 is also apparently 'very few'. Well played, Charlotte!

@ANewCreation Good spot - so in this counting system -

3 equals very few equals many

Trying to work out the phrasing I have to use to ask for just the right number of individual Yorkshire puddings at lunch on Sunday

The right number of Yorkshire puddings is all of them.

weegielass · 20/11/2025 16:33

will we be able to see / read the submissions, does anyone know, and when/where?

EdithStourton · 20/11/2025 16:39

ANewCreation · 20/11/2025 14:54

Thanks ProfessorBinturong, just noticed this:

ML: We have very few employees, don't recall anyone before this sending sick note.

C: How many employees?

ML: 3

Based on never asking a question to which you don't already know the answer, 3 is also apparently 'very few'. Well played, Charlotte!

Excellent observation.

One two many,
One two very few.
Had anyone got any
Clue which of these is true?

Justme56 · 20/11/2025 16:43

Has this been covered elsewhere? Charlotte E is lawyer of the week in the Times. It is regarding another case but good recognition. Interesting response to what is the best advice you have received?

Sara Morrison v BFF - thread 5
Sara Morrison v BFF - thread 5
Londonmummy66 · 20/11/2025 17:03

Justme56 · 20/11/2025 16:43

Has this been covered elsewhere? Charlotte E is lawyer of the week in the Times. It is regarding another case but good recognition. Interesting response to what is the best advice you have received?

Can you give an archive link as its too small on my screen to read?

ifIwerenotanandroid · 20/11/2025 17:05

ProfessorBoiledbeetle · 20/11/2025 16:26

The right number of Yorkshire puddings is all of them.

Edited

How did I know it was you saying this?😂

(Scrolled past & went back to check.)

PrettyDamnCosmic · 20/11/2025 17:06

Justme56 · 20/11/2025 16:43

Has this been covered elsewhere? Charlotte E is lawyer of the week in the Times. It is regarding another case but good recognition. Interesting response to what is the best advice you have received?

Here is a link to the case where CE acted pro bono. It's quite a landmark case in the Appeal Court to have a Chief Constable found guilty of Contempt of Court & liable to imprisonment because of a refusal to hand over video evidence of an arrest.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr437vg0r5lo

SionnachRuadh · 20/11/2025 17:06

ProfessorBoiledbeetle · 20/11/2025 16:26

The right number of Yorkshire puddings is all of them.

Edited

I have literally never seen a Yorkshire pudding in NI, except in the big Tesco at Knocknagoney by the army barracks.

So I never got the taste for them and never lost the taste for soda bread. I could do with a bacon egg and sausage soda right now.

PrettyDamnCosmic · 20/11/2025 17:12

PrettyDamnCosmic · 20/11/2025 17:06

Here is a link to the case where CE acted pro bono. It's quite a landmark case in the Appeal Court to have a Chief Constable found guilty of Contempt of Court & liable to imprisonment because of a refusal to hand over video evidence of an arrest.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr437vg0r5lo

Edited

Here is another report that states

The hearing to decide punishment will be held on 20 November.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/nov/12/judges-set-to-decide-fate-of-police-chief-constable-guilty-of-contempt-of-court

Judges set to decide fate of police chief constable guilty of contempt of court

Exclusive: Ivan Balhatchet, Northamptonshire’s chief constable, could face up to two years in jail or a fine for repeated failure to obey rulings

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/nov/12/judges-set-to-decide-fate-of-police-chief-constable-guilty-of-contempt-of-court

SexRealistic · 20/11/2025 17:14

Ms Elves - Times Lawyer of the Week

archive.ph/kSgqU

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ickky · 20/11/2025 17:15

PrettyDamnCosmic · 20/11/2025 17:12

Here is another report that states

The hearing to decide punishment will be held on 20 November.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/nov/12/judges-set-to-decide-fate-of-police-chief-constable-guilty-of-contempt-of-court

They let him off and fined the police force £50,000!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2721lvylno

SexRealistic · 20/11/2025 17:16

One two many,
One two very few.
Had anyone got any
Clue which of these is true?

One two thousand
Erection for a screen
One hundred thousand
And a PRIDE film never seen

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PrettyDamnCosmic · 20/11/2025 17:20

PrettyDamnCosmic · 20/11/2025 17:12

Here is another report that states

The hearing to decide punishment will be held on 20 November.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/nov/12/judges-set-to-decide-fate-of-police-chief-constable-guilty-of-contempt-of-court

& here is the punishment - a £50,000 fine! Unfortunately this will be paid by Northamptonshire council tax payers rather than out of the Chief Constable's pocket.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/nov/20/northamptonshire-chief-constable-fined-50000-for-contempt-of-court

Scout2016 · 20/11/2025 17:22

EmpressDomesticatednottamed · 20/11/2025 15:46

And two is two
But how many ones make two?

Edited

Ooooh, can I vote for twelvety?

Had league of gentlemen in my head all day with this talk of what gets funded...specifically Legz Akimbo and Issues

SeniorWranglerStanfreyPock · 20/11/2025 17:31

@Scout2016 Had league of gentlemen in my head all day with this talk of what gets funded...specifically Legz Akimbo and Issues

All these arts organisations were reminding me of something and of course, there it is the wonderful Legz Akimbo 😆

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