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The Bluestocking Pub - Withered Old Haggis edition.

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Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2025 21:19

Previous thread 👇

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5387894-the-bluestocking-does-a-late-night-flit-again

Figured it was my turn for once!

Plus this way I beat the rush to the bar.

Now I must return to the previous thread to relocate my Tunnock's secret stash.

Serve yourselves until the bar gerbils arrive.

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Igneococcus · 22/08/2025 21:12

Aaawww, look how sweet Geosmin looks with the daisy chain in her hair, so cute.
I slept through a fire&abandon ship drill once, got dragged out of my berth by two crew members, bit embarrassing. That was before I had children, now I wake at the tiniest bit of noise.

BeLemonNow · 22/08/2025 21:13

Fabulous, thank you @Magpiecomplex I see it's even got chocolate on top. You all spoil me!

Magpiecomplex · 22/08/2025 21:29

Igneococcus · 22/08/2025 21:12

Aaawww, look how sweet Geosmin looks with the daisy chain in her hair, so cute.
I slept through a fire&abandon ship drill once, got dragged out of my berth by two crew members, bit embarrassing. That was before I had children, now I wake at the tiniest bit of noise.

I was admiring Gazpacho's yellow spotty party dress too. I agree with Fuzzy, can we attend the party please?

MyrtleLion · 22/08/2025 21:30

How we would like the party to go…

and the probable reality…

The Bluestocking Pub - Withered Old Haggis edition.
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Britinme · 22/08/2025 21:31

George P Thomas has drawn a picture of us watching fireworks outside the Bluestocking...

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Britinme · 22/08/2025 21:34

I do look alarmingly like Her Late Majesty in that picture, and my friend GPT seems to find it difficult to draw a jewel in the shape of my state, but perhaps that's just as well.

Igneococcus · 22/08/2025 21:38

Magpiecomplex · 22/08/2025 21:29

I was admiring Gazpacho's yellow spotty party dress too. I agree with Fuzzy, can we attend the party please?

Gazpacho always has good dress sense, always so effortlessly stylish.
I'm ready to join the party anytime, I might still have some glowsticks somewhere.

FourthInstar · 22/08/2025 21:42

I'm up for dancing and waving a glowstick too! Fairly sure my knees won't thank me tomorrow, but that's not going to stop me.

Boiledbeetle · 22/08/2025 21:44

Magpiecomplex · 22/08/2025 21:29

I was admiring Gazpacho's yellow spotty party dress too. I agree with Fuzzy, can we attend the party please?

I'm sure K & P won't mind. Just no one go in search of Swash's blanket.

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Magpiecomplex · 22/08/2025 21:47

MyrtleLion · 22/08/2025 21:30

How we would like the party to go…

and the probable reality…

I'm not sure which way round to take these pictures - the glowstick rave appears to be the one we all want to attend!

Boiledbeetle · 22/08/2025 21:50

Magpiecomplex · 22/08/2025 21:47

I'm not sure which way round to take these pictures - the glowstick rave appears to be the one we all want to attend!

We appear to be at the other one though

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Magpiecomplex · 22/08/2025 21:53

There's still time. The night is young!

MyrtleLion · 22/08/2025 21:53

Given that the party is at Knotty and Pisty’s house, I think we would like it to be decorous and not leave any mess for K&P or even Maud to clean up. We don’t want any breakages…

Boiledbeetle · 22/08/2025 21:55

I'm just assisting Maud with the party food.

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FourthInstar · 22/08/2025 21:57

Can we least join in the dancing? I want to see @Boiledbeetle doing the Charleston. I'm sure one of the gerbils has a suitable LP...

Magpiecomplex · 22/08/2025 21:57

Just recycling an image to help with the party food!

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Boiledbeetle · 22/08/2025 21:58

Thankfully the male gerbils have been called back to the Staunch Ally so it's just the ladies there's that at least.

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Magpiecomplex · 22/08/2025 22:01

FourthInstar · 22/08/2025 21:57

Can we least join in the dancing? I want to see @Boiledbeetle doing the Charleston. I'm sure one of the gerbils has a suitable LP...

Boily doing the Charleston would indeed be extremely impressive. She could follow that with the can-can - all those legs would be perfect!

Boiledbeetle · 22/08/2025 22:06

FourthInstar · 22/08/2025 21:57

Can we least join in the dancing? I want to see @Boiledbeetle doing the Charleston. I'm sure one of the gerbils has a suitable LP...

It's hard to do it to Dolly Partons greatest hits album

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Magpiecomplex · 22/08/2025 22:08

Boiledbeetle · 22/08/2025 22:06

It's hard to do it to Dolly Partons greatest hits album

Particularly with a glass of red in one hand.

Bannedontherun · 22/08/2025 22:24

Can i just say that i feel robbed of my special identity as a hedgehog, i thought i was the only one in the village.

Boiledbeetle · 22/08/2025 22:26

Bannedontherun · 22/08/2025 22:24

Can i just say that i feel robbed of my special identity as a hedgehog, i thought i was the only one in the village.

You are the only normal coloured hedgehog in the village, you wife on the other hand looks like she's been a volunteer in androids lab!

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Boiledbeetle · 22/08/2025 22:28

Boiledbeetle · 22/08/2025 22:26

You are the only normal coloured hedgehog in the village, you wife on the other hand looks like she's been a volunteer in androids lab!

Plus you'll always be the hedgehog I choose to share my Tunnocks with 💕

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AsWithGlad · 22/08/2025 22:28

Boiledbeetle · 22/08/2025 21:55

I'm just assisting Maud with the party food.

What sort of assisting is that, Boily? You look as if you're about to climb on top of and then overwhelm that delicacy. Is it a sacrificial Tunnocks?

Boiledbeetle · 22/08/2025 22:30

AsWithGlad · 22/08/2025 22:28

What sort of assisting is that, Boily? You look as if you're about to climb on top of and then overwhelm that delicacy. Is it a sacrificial Tunnocks?

It's not a sacrificial Tunnocks, it's an emergency dance all nightclubs boost Tunnocks!

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