The Bluestocking Pub - Withered Old Haggis edition.

[Boiledbeetle]

Previous thread 👇

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5387894-the-bluestocking-does-a-late-night-flit-again

Figured it was my turn for once!

Plus this way I beat the rush to the bar.

Now I must return to the previous thread to relocate my Tunnock's secret stash.

Serve yourselves until the bar gerbils arrive.

I hate to disappoint, but I'm afraid I probably don't pass as a magpie either. The lack of wings is a bit of a giveaway.

I do speak RP, Foxy, so you can outsource to me if you want!

Am Really a Lemon Yellow Hedgehog now having Existential Crisis 😖am I a really a human dreaming am a Lemon Yellow Hedgehog?!

I'm not actually a cake.

And it pains me to admit I’m not actually a rather unusual male swamp dragon.

I’m not a genius.

Just an average evil Wolef then?

I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you! 😱

Not a puffin, but I am a northern bird.

The truth is really hitting the fan in the Bluestocking today - did someone slip some truth serum into the drinks?😬

I am a Penguin, though. I pay my subs (£5 pa) and have it on a polo shirt which I embroidered myself.

Rosie has an announcement...

Ah! Shooketh, I am. Oh, Rosie !

Rosie's a furry!? <faints dead away>

See you @Boiledbeetle you're a quare geg.

I know it said sensitive content, I shouldn't have clicked it but I did anyway!

If I was a 16th-17th century French philosopher and feminist, my reaction would be - Bof [French for 'meh'], as long as the cuddles are good, gerbil, red panda, who cares - qu’importe le flacon pourvu qu’on ait l’ivresse.😀

Has anybody else got a new earworm, Joan Armatrading's 'Oh Rosie, don't you do that to the boys..,'

Nooooooo Rosie. Noooooooo.

Tell you what Marie, I'm ashamed to say that was not the earworm that came to mind.

Jackson Browne is usually painfully earnest, but he did do one song that's so single entendre it should really have been covered by Aerosmith.

I reckon that's just another gerbil dressed as Rosie. Prove it @Boiledbeetle prove it!

Rosie is much too sweet and dependable to be a gerbil.

That wee clip with the anti-alcohol placards was much too bossy to be a gerbil.

I fear the Bluestocking has an infestation.

WTFF

Gloria is regretting her joke!

Mainly because Rosie won't stop chasing her.

Maybe some of these animals' drinks have been spiked and are hallucinating. The hedgehogs are immune.

Yes the methylated spirits protects us

The Bluestocking has definitely gone awry today.
I might hide in my burrow till it's over.