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The Bluestocking Pub - Withered Old Haggis edition.

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Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2025 21:19

Previous thread 👇

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5387894-the-bluestocking-does-a-late-night-flit-again

Figured it was my turn for once!

Plus this way I beat the rush to the bar.

Now I must return to the previous thread to relocate my Tunnock's secret stash.

Serve yourselves until the bar gerbils arrive.

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inkymoose · 23/08/2025 23:01

Magpiecomplex · 23/08/2025 17:30

That's after.

Phew! That's better BearHalo

inkymoose · 24/08/2025 00:49

SionnachRuadh · 23/08/2025 20:06

I don't ever wear a skirt, never mind a voluminous one. Sometimes I vaguely think I might get myself a kilt, but I never get round to it, and my family tartan is a bit on the loud side anyway.

I don't ever wear a skirt either but for different reasons ... thought I would order a dress and some smart jeans and maybe some shoes ... y'know, to dress up... but I'm afraid they're not going to suit me even if I can get them on ...

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SionnachRuadh · 24/08/2025 01:48

inkymoose · 24/08/2025 00:49

I don't ever wear a skirt either but for different reasons ... thought I would order a dress and some smart jeans and maybe some shoes ... y'know, to dress up... but I'm afraid they're not going to suit me even if I can get them on ...

Sometimes you just need that old Norn Iron saying "it would have fitted me if I could have got it on" 😉

inkymoose · 24/08/2025 02:41

SionnachRuadh · 24/08/2025 01:48

Sometimes you just need that old Norn Iron saying "it would have fitted me if I could have got it on" 😉

Love it!
writes saying down in moose notebook
Grin

Britinme · 24/08/2025 02:46

I can’t tell you the last time I wore a skirt or a dress. Where I live is just not a place where anybody bothers to dress up but I do have a nice pair of trousers and a top for special occasions.

Igneococcus · 24/08/2025 08:08

I love skirts and dresses, love the swishy feeling around my legs. I've been up munros in skirts before (and proper hiking boots, don't worry), one of the best feeling is, in spring, when you can wear a skirt for the first time without tights, I loved this since childhood.

AmaryllisNightAndDay · 24/08/2025 08:25

BeLemonNow · 23/08/2025 15:22

Lucky you! I can't sleep unless I have cool air, a cosy blanket and at least three gerbils for company. I also enjoy classical music concerts (rather than listening to recordings). I could perhaps start a side hustle using my spikes to subtly wake people up...

The one place I don't fall asleep easily is in bed!

DH has to poke me at concerts so I'd definitely hire you and your spikes to sit next to me.

ErrolTheDragon · 24/08/2025 09:10

SionnachRuadh · 24/08/2025 01:48

Sometimes you just need that old Norn Iron saying "it would have fitted me if I could have got it on" 😉

I’ve come across boots where that’s literally true.

MarieDeGournay · 24/08/2025 10:12

Morning all, just popping in to say that I'm just popping in...

I'm not in the best of health, a smörgåsbord [don't be impressed: I cut and pasted itWink] of things old and new all flared up together, and I need to focus on boring things like keeping the fridge full and the dishwasher empty, no spare energy for visits to the Bluestocking or fun and games with small pieces of plastic.

I miss you, and I'm looking forward to being back in your incomparable company ASAPSmile

inkymoose · 24/08/2025 11:06

MarieDeGournay · 24/08/2025 10:12

Morning all, just popping in to say that I'm just popping in...

I'm not in the best of health, a smörgåsbord [don't be impressed: I cut and pasted itWink] of things old and new all flared up together, and I need to focus on boring things like keeping the fridge full and the dishwasher empty, no spare energy for visits to the Bluestocking or fun and games with small pieces of plastic.

I miss you, and I'm looking forward to being back in your incomparable company ASAPSmile

Sorry to hear you have a nasty smorgasbord going on, Marie. It's a full time job looking after yourself at such a time.
I'm sending Rosie round and I think the quokkas would be pleased to tidy up and organise a gerbil rota, shopping and preparing food and drinks for you. Meanwhile have a short stay in the hospital wing! Bessie the badger doctor will be along later Flowers

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MarieDeGournay · 24/08/2025 11:12

inkymoose · 24/08/2025 11:06

Sorry to hear you have a nasty smorgasbord going on, Marie. It's a full time job looking after yourself at such a time.
I'm sending Rosie round and I think the quokkas would be pleased to tidy up and organise a gerbil rota, shopping and preparing food and drinks for you. Meanwhile have a short stay in the hospital wing! Bessie the badger doctor will be along later Flowers

Thank you, Inky, and all the help is much appreciated - despite that grim expression, I think Rosie's cuddles just hadn't kicked in yet when that image was generatedSmile

FarriersGirl · 24/08/2025 12:21

Sorry to hear you are unwell @MarieDeGournay. I'm sure Rosie will help out if she can. Sending hugs...🤗

FuzzyPuffling · 24/08/2025 12:26

Sorry to hear you're not well Marie and I hope things improve very soon. X

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 24/08/2025 12:38

Sending you gentle hugs, @MarieDeGournay.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 24/08/2025 12:58

MarieDeGournay · 24/08/2025 10:12

Morning all, just popping in to say that I'm just popping in...

I'm not in the best of health, a smörgåsbord [don't be impressed: I cut and pasted itWink] of things old and new all flared up together, and I need to focus on boring things like keeping the fridge full and the dishwasher empty, no spare energy for visits to the Bluestocking or fun and games with small pieces of plastic.

I miss you, and I'm looking forward to being back in your incomparable company ASAPSmile

The gerbils offered to come to your place & help out.

Hope you feel better soon.

The Bluestocking Pub - Withered Old Haggis edition.
Britinme · 24/08/2025 12:59

Sympathies @MarieDeGournay :-(

Igneococcus · 24/08/2025 13:51

Aaww, that doesn't good Marie, hope you're feeling better soon.

MyrtleLion · 24/08/2025 14:16

ifIwerenotanandroid · 24/08/2025 12:58

The gerbils offered to come to your place & help out.

Hope you feel better soon.

They’re putting a bottle of sauce in the dishwasher. I hope they don’t create more work for you, Marie. Sending hugs.

I am going to have a change of scenery today. After 10 days on the first floor, I am going …

Downstairs!

Magpiecomplex · 24/08/2025 14:21

MyrtleLion · 24/08/2025 14:16

They’re putting a bottle of sauce in the dishwasher. I hope they don’t create more work for you, Marie. Sending hugs.

I am going to have a change of scenery today. After 10 days on the first floor, I am going …

Downstairs!

Goodness Myrtle, how exciting! Please report back!

SionnachRuadh · 24/08/2025 14:34

Sorry you're not well Marie, do take care.

inkymoose · 24/08/2025 14:40

That's great to hear, dear Myrtle! Steady, now...

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Magpiecomplex · 24/08/2025 14:41

MarieDeGournay · 24/08/2025 10:12

Morning all, just popping in to say that I'm just popping in...

I'm not in the best of health, a smörgåsbord [don't be impressed: I cut and pasted itWink] of things old and new all flared up together, and I need to focus on boring things like keeping the fridge full and the dishwasher empty, no spare energy for visits to the Bluestocking or fun and games with small pieces of plastic.

I miss you, and I'm looking forward to being back in your incomparable company ASAPSmile

Apologies, I meant to send my best wishes but must have got sidetracked. Thinking of you, Marie. 💙

MyrtleLion · 24/08/2025 15:17

inkymoose · 24/08/2025 14:40

That's great to hear, dear Myrtle! Steady, now...

Thank you for taking a picture of my descent! The walrus is indeed making me lunch (we eat at 11, 3 and 6.30). 💙💙 to eat downstairs.

He has a lovely long sofa for me to lay down on, and has brought down the pillows I use to elevate my leg. We will now have our usual trawl through Netflix to see if there is a film we would both like to watch.

FuzzyPuffling · 24/08/2025 16:32

DH is ill today and I am back to being an active carer, not just a nominal one.
Am I allowed to say it is boring?

Britinme · 24/08/2025 16:40

I just watched The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes on Amazon Prime - if you enjoyed The Hunger Games series you might like that. It's a kind of 'making of a villain' prequel to The Hunger Games.

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