I don’t know if any of you are from Glasgow, but if you are, you’ll be able to hear that manger’s voice by only looking at the photo.
For those of you from outside Glasgow, there’s such a thing as the Glasgow Uni Accent. Mocked, rightfully, by the normal people of Glasgow, the Accent afflicts many people who study or work at GU. Your literal next door neighbour could speak like you, go to GU and their accent transforms.
For example:
Normal Glaswegian: “hiya pal, ‘no seen you for ages. What you been up to?”
Glasgow Uni Accent cunt: “Oh heeey. Wow, how long has it been-n? I cahnt believe you’re ac-ctually hurrr. What an amay-zing surpryyyse. Is Fiona with you? We’re just going to finish these drinks then go to Dustin’s flaaaht for a gaff, hehe”
Often seen with tote bags, very pale skin and purposefully mismatched clothes. Love all things soya and pretend not to know very mainstream things like who Jay Z is. Work 3 hours per month but magically afford £9 vegan burritos each lunchtime.
I cannot abide them, and that wee manager is definitely one of them.