The Bluestocking does a late night flit again

[Magpiecomplex]

New thread, you know the drill!

<Wanders in>

<Sees Swash >

SWASH

<leaps into Swash's arms>

What a beautiful locket 💙

This feels a bit “Dear Diary”, I’ve just realised. I’ll stop there…

Swash you can say whatever you want, or say nothing at all after saying hello and ordering a drink. If you feel up to joining in the general Bluestockingness, that's fine, if there are evenings when you just feel like sitting quietly, that's fine too.
We know that you'll be feeling different at different times, we're here for you anyway.

Telling us in the same post about the pendant that will keep Bear close and a friend being kind and caring by bringing you sweet treats is what we want to hear, because we want to hear what you want to say💙

Aw, shucks @Boiledbeetle and @MarieDeGournay ❤️❤️

On that ❤-filled note, I'm signing off, I'm still a bit post-migraine-y and the screen is tiring..

But I have serious FOMO😕Try not to be too witty and entertaining and informative while I'm away😁x

<waits for door to close properly>

And she's gone.

Everyone bring out their best wit

NOW

Night Marie 😘

Anyone else following the Impressive CF thread? It really is impressive...

Yes, I am.
Loving it!

And I bet you don't feel even slightly inclined to invite him to live in your second galleon, do you?

Not even slightly torn @Magpiecomplex

Imagine being that far up your own arse! Bet someone falls for his pseudo-intellectual codswallop though!

Bet he doesn't flush the loo either!

I was hoping he had a FB page for more laughs, but can’t find one.
Sad times.

I'm fighting the urge to look at his LinkedIn profile.

I’ve read some of that thread … is he just up his own arse or worse? A fraud or a fraudster?

Fortunately I can’t remember my password so can only log in from my work computer easily and that’s all the way in the next room aka the office.

What a shame...

What is it

I cant see it, canyouhelp?

Up his own arse, I’d say. But then also a fraudster given he charged £800 for a phone chat. Possibly only a fraudster if he doesn’t believe he’s the garden thinking messiah. That old chestnut….

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/5388410-the-most-impressive-cf-ever

I bet he uses a gentle voice to mildly berate you for not using a loofah to wash up with. I'm surprised he's not already under a fucking patio TBH.

Damn, I succumbed. Knew I shouldn't have, turns out I have connections in common with him!

And are those connections all older women with extra barn conversions on their land?

How did you guess?!

I must be having a guru day.

Truly prescient of you Swashy.

Lovely as this is, I'm away to bed. Going to that London tomorrow so I need to be bright eyed and bushy tailed. Night all!

Night.