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The Bluestocking does a late night flit again

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Magpiecomplex · 07/08/2025 21:50

New thread, you know the drill!

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Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2025 20:23

“The Hedgehogs of Bluestocking”

Outside the ivy-draped entrance of The Bluestocking, a pub famed for its citrus cocktails and spontaneous sonnet duels, two hedgehogs stood in quiet ceremony.

Bannedontherun, a chestnut-brown hedgehog with a satchel full of Tunnock’s Snowballs, adjusted her scarf and glanced at her companion. “I brought nostalgia,” she said softly. “Soft, sweet, and a little messy.”

Beside her, BeLemonNow, glowing like a lemon drop in moonlight, balanced a miniature cauldron overflowing with fresh lemons. “I brought chaos,” she replied. “Sharp, bright, and full of possibility.”

They exchanged a nod—the kind only hedgehogs who’ve weathered poetry slams and marmalade storms together can share—and pushed open the pub door.

Inside, the usual suspects had gathered: an old withered hag in moth eaten velvet reading haikus aloud, a pair of gerbils playing Monopoly and a mountain lion in a monocle sipping marmalade gin.

Tonight was The Bluestocking’s Annual Citrus & Confection Symposium, a sacred evening where snacks were elevated to art and hedgehogs to legend.

Bannedontherun placed her snowballs on a lace-covered pedestal. BeLemonNow poured her lemons into a crystal bowl that immediately began humming in a minor key. The room leaned in.

The snowballs were toasted over candle flames and paired with lemon zest. The lemons were sliced, squeezed, and turned into everything from lemon fog cocktails to impromptu citrus spells.

A beetle in a marshmallow tutu performed interpretive dance while a badger composed a sonnet about zest and longing.

Later, curled up on a velvet loveseat, Bannedontherun and BeLemonNow sipped lemon cocoa and watched a squirrel attempt to juggle candied rinds.

“You know,” said BeLemonNow, “I think we’ve proven that snacks can be poetry.”

“And poetry,” Bannedontherun replied, “can be sticky.”

They clinked their mugs. Outside, the moon hung low and lemon-shaped over The Bluestocking, casting a soft glow on two hedgehogs who had, once again, turned flavor into feeling.


AsWithGlad · 20/08/2025 20:28

Who needs books when we can read stories of The Bluestocking here?

Signed, a Haguin.

MarieDeGournay · 20/08/2025 20:35

I might sue MHHQ for emotional distress😒only kidding, MNHQ!
After the struggle with the image checker to get the Adventures of the Tinynork Twins onscreen, I came down with a hideous migraine, and am just surfacing. I can't prove it caused my migraine, but with a good legal team...😁

I see I missed pages and pages of stuff!
I'll catch up later or tomorrow. Smile

Bannedontherun · 20/08/2025 20:42

@Boiledbeetle the Bard. @BeLemonNow Well when is our wedding day xxxxx

FuzzyPuffling · 20/08/2025 20:42

ifIwerenotanandroid · 20/08/2025 20:16

OK, but it seems a bit cruel...

That made me laugh.
Sorry Boily. I'm sure your carapace ( is that the right word?) protects you from the ravages of the sun.

Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2025 20:46

As I'm new to this stage of life, now I'm officially a withered old haggis (oh fuck you autocarrot) do I have to start going on Saga coach trip type holidays?

Britinme · 20/08/2025 20:48

I always remember the date of my last menstrual period (which lasted all of one day) because it was the fourth of July twenty years ago, and I thought "Independence Day".

Bannedontherun · 20/08/2025 21:01

Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2025 20:46

As I'm new to this stage of life, now I'm officially a withered old haggis (oh fuck you autocarrot) do I have to start going on Saga coach trip type holidays?

Long cruises are also a must but with your yacht connections that will not be a problem.

FuzzyPuffling · 20/08/2025 21:04

Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2025 20:46

As I'm new to this stage of life, now I'm officially a withered old haggis (oh fuck you autocarrot) do I have to start going on Saga coach trip type holidays?

Get your bulky pee pants on.

Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2025 21:06

Britinme · 20/08/2025 20:48

I always remember the date of my last menstrual period (which lasted all of one day) because it was the fourth of July twenty years ago, and I thought "Independence Day".

What an Independence Day that must have been!

I can't remember when mine was, but if I ever care to find out I know the exact date is marked in my hospital notes as it was about 14/16 months after the previous one and sent the gynecologist into a panic that he'd missed something in his previous rummage around my insides, which is how I ended up getting my fallopian tubes removed as they went rummaging again to see what they could find.

Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2025 21:07

FuzzyPuffling · 20/08/2025 21:04

Get your bulky pee pants on.

I've already got my granny knickers. Do I just need to order the incontinence pads to go with them?

Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2025 21:08

Bannedontherun · 20/08/2025 21:01

Long cruises are also a must but with your yacht connections that will not be a problem.

It's my yacht, I just lend it to JKR so she can pretend she's rich.

BeLemonNow · 20/08/2025 21:12

That's beautiful @Boiledbeetle thank you so much and to everyone else who has welcomed me here. Fittingly I've been reading 'The Woman who wouldn't Wheesht" today and unusually for me I'm lost for words.

Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2025 21:13

Bannedontherun · 20/08/2025 20:42

@Boiledbeetle the Bard. @BeLemonNow Well when is our wedding day xxxxx

Pink! You made me wear pink!

The Bluestocking does a late night flit again
AlexandraLeaving · 20/08/2025 21:14

Britinme · 20/08/2025 20:48

I always remember the date of my last menstrual period (which lasted all of one day) because it was the fourth of July twenty years ago, and I thought "Independence Day".

How glorious. At this rate I don’t think I’ll last 20 years after mine. I remember my son coming home in year 5 to relay everything he had learnt at school that day, including that, for girls, periods “start when you are 11 and then when you are 40 they stop”. I (being 43 at the time) suggested those dates were approximate. “No. Miss Smith said it so it is true.” Miss Smith was very wrong indeed.

Chersfrozenface · 20/08/2025 21:16

I'm a withered old hag, but you wouldn't know it on account of the frozen face.

Magpiecomplex · 20/08/2025 21:18

Now look, we're coming up to needing a new thread again, and it's nearly bedtime again, and I am not going to be left holding the baby while you all whistle nonchalantly and sidle off muttering about whether you locked the car. Who's starting the next thread?

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Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2025 21:19

Magpiecomplex · 20/08/2025 21:18

Now look, we're coming up to needing a new thread again, and it's nearly bedtime again, and I am not going to be left holding the baby while you all whistle nonchalantly and sidle off muttering about whether you locked the car. Who's starting the next thread?

I'll do it.

Magpiecomplex · 20/08/2025 21:19

Wow, that was easier than I expected! 😂
Thanks Boily.

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Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2025 21:22

Magpiecomplex · 20/08/2025 21:19

Wow, that was easier than I expected! 😂
Thanks Boily.

I was on with doing it when I saw your post pop up!

Magpiecomplex · 20/08/2025 21:22

Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2025 21:22

I was on with doing it when I saw your post pop up!

I guessed that from the timing! Great minds, clearly.

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Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2025 21:24

Magpiecomplex · 20/08/2025 21:22

I guessed that from the timing! Great minds, clearly.

I will admit I was getting a bit antsy at the post count on this one given the time of day and thought I'd best take one for the team.

Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2025 21:26

Now if I can just remember which of the many many rooms at the Bluestocking i his the Tunnock's in on this thread.

Cue lots of me walking into rooms looking like I've forgotten what I went in there for.

Magpiecomplex · 20/08/2025 21:29

I'll clear the labs again. If anyone sees any little experiments walking around, just look the other way and they'll be gone when you look back.

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