The Bluestocking - holding the line and losing the thread

[lcakethereforeIam]

All women welcome, pull up a pygmy hog, the bargerbil will serve you a drink, the flying squirrels will bring you something to read and the goats will do...I'm not entirely sure.

There may be more than the usual amount of chaos as we transition to the new thread.

I could bake a cake. I bake good cakes.

How do we know that one of us isn't JKR, and has been hiding in plain sight all along?

Could it be…..?

He he he he he.

<remove prothesthetic JKR disguise >

Fooled you all!!

Oops!

I think I've pissed off the gerbils!

I'm off for a shower!

😂😂😂😂

God, you’re good Boiley.

Nothing like starting early. I'll kick off with a Spanish vermut and go from there, if I may.

(Fires party popper, unrolls banner saying "Happy birthday Boily!")

It's says "Happy birthday Cher!" On the one I'm putting up!

I've never started my birthday week in July before!!

Realises I'm stood naked in the pub dripping wet. I'd best go find a towel and a mop, i don't want to annoy the gerbils any more than I already have!

Takes theatrical bow

Shit still naked.

@Chersfrozenface come on, me and you are up next on the karaoke

I'm looking forward to Boily doing a Beetles medley..

Could someone pull my bungee? I'm stuck! And I dropped the iron, it's now in the hold.

I'm going to need a couple more drinks before I start making noises caterwauling singing.

Line 'em up, bargerbil!

Can someone hear faint shouting from outside somewhere?

No?

Must just be me.

Popped out for a breath of fresh air and Cake seems to be in a spot of bother. You should have shouted, Cake!

Hmm….which one?

Can’t be me; she didn’t have Bear (we’d have known about it). We could probably rule out a few others too.

Have there been Scottish references? (Twirls Poirot moustache.)

I am not JKR - I wish I was.

Thank you!

Line 'em up bar gerbil, I'm gasping.

Ooh kareoke! I'll have a go. Any requests? They don't call me kareo-cakie for nothing.

Up next Swash assisted by Banned and Fuzzy singing Galleon Ship by nick Cave.

But that’s exactly what JKR would say if she was pretending not to be JKR!

Hmm…

Oh dear; I do seem to be hogging the mic.

I'm just choosing which songs for my beetle sings the beatles medley.

What do you want to sing Cake?

Oi Marie,

this is for you.

Probably for the best have you heard Banned sing when she's had a few?