The Bluestocking Women's Pub, where brains can exist in a single state

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Welcome all. The booze here is minimally intoxicating, the food is calorie free and the staff are warm and cuddly. And if the thread title sounds nonsensical, blame the guy Myrtle was listening to this evening!

Let me give it a go...

They’ve both had the emasculation jab [can’t bring ourselves to cut their bits off]

Murphy and Cooper… bonus points to the person who can name the film the names come from…

Here you go, @CautiousLurker01 !

Servare fidem is Latin for “keep the faith” or "preserve trust.”

It implies loyalty, integrity, and staying true to commitments — very on-brand for a pub run by feminist gerbils and inspected by a lioness, frankly.

My thoughts exactly - thank you.

I couldn’t get the AI generator that I was using to spell it properly, or to give my gerbils a pints which is tragic for a pub!!

Tbf a gerbil would probably drown in a pint. They have dinky little tankards about the size of a large thimble; it takes considerable skill on their part to get them mostly full of beer with just a millimetre or two of head.

I would LOVE a women’s pub in real life. It’s wall to wall pints, rugby and stopping and staring at you when you have the audacity to enter as a non-regular round here.

My girlfriends and I are reduced to drinking our own booze down on the riverbank !

I pay for ChatGPT so it might do more and better images as a result.

Cheaper than a therapist. Though I still pay for a therapist.

Apologies. No gerbil should be harmed in the persuit of serving beer or servare fidum!

They manage (by teamwork I suppose) to serve pints - it’s their own drinks that need scaling to an appropriate size.

Not too bad on a day like today. But guessing not so much fun in the middle of December!

Indeed. We are also technically in breach of various bye laws. If we get too lairy, we may have to deal with The Bill.

@CautiousLurker01 Interstellar?

Oh, you mean the film.
i thought for a moment it was a comment on what happens to gerbils who are incautious around pints of reassuringly expensive lager.

If anyone fancies a holiday I'm currently identifying as the state of Hawaii

no film name but they are noble, noble pobles.

<runs in boily direction>

yes meeeeee

<hedgehog bikini and towel clutched in paw>

If those pix are of @MarieDeGournay and @Swashbuckled, the two of them need to get a room.

It's alright Edith! It's @ShockedandStunnedRepeatedly and her girlfriend.

I took the liberty of ordering us cocktails!

Wow i have decent sized tits,

A*

Padded bikini

How lovely. Not been there yet…

I have many girlfriends actually - it’s more of a posse situation down the river - but the bubbly is right on point so I’m not going to quibble!

Hope there’s a Mai Tai in that order?