I've opened the emergency jelly meerkats in celebration (king of vegetarian jelly sweets; not always in the shops).
Having a lovely time imagining the following holding the world's shittest commiseration party:
NHS Fife
Stonewall
SNP
Lib Dems
Greens
Robin White
Helen Webberley
Owen Jones
Willoughby
Fox Botherer
Eddie Izzard
Various Mumsnet scolders
Have I forgotten to invite anyone?