JKR poem to IW - Brilliant

[TwistedWonder]

https://x.com/jk_rowling/status/1890450465063600510

I’ll get screenshots for anyone not on X but I have to love JKR for this ❤️

JKR invented the name Ella Galbraith as a child.
As any fule kno.😇

And a fan of JKR's books from the dominant imagery.

The first rule of roses are red is it has to start with roses are red

Oh I don't know, does it really.....?

Roses are rose-coloured
Violets are violet
Zingiber striolatum
Has leaves that are striolate

How can you be a “better woman” than another woman. What’s the woman criteria?

Tit

Gurrrrrrr

Roses are rose-coloured ginger salmon plum bubblegum
Violets are violet
Zingiber striolatum
Has leaves that are striolate

I have a picture of IW concentrating, tip of tongue poking out a la Linus van Pelt, tapping pencil on chin as he crafts the perfect comeback.

Aaaand failing.

Why did she use Robert Galbraith as her pen name then? Do you also support Gay Conversion Therapy and the horrors that go with it? As that's what Robert Galbraith did. And she chose it. She's an intelligent woman. She knew what she was doing

Embarrassed for you that you're touting this silly fake news.

I see you named yourself after the island in which the TV series Death In Paradise is set. From that I can only conclude that you must be a murderer.

I don't think JKR should engage with IW - it's beneath her. She is so much more intelligent, more talented, better-looking, wittier etc - why give him the time of day even? She should just mute.

And does anyone understand IW's original point about the two photographs?

I love her but I have to agree with this. What's that saying about playing with the pigs in the mud...?

Oh come now, surely you know that men think they make better women than women do.

At least it’s better than the latest Bob Galbraith offering.

What does IW first post supposed to mean anyway? With the picture of Dr Upton and Sandie Peggie? Is it supposed to be some kind of gotcha?

IW much prefers male women they are much more attractive to him being that they look vaguely like him.

Whereas bio women are just natural and ugly looking hags.

OBVS

Spiteful and petty. Nothing to admire here.

Well yes IW'S posts often are but what do you think about JKR's poetry

Has Windy got the boys round for snacks and a pillowfight and a movie?

I think so though I’m confused as well.

In Indy world those hideous old real vagina women are all nasty fat ugly hags bullying the fragrant penis women coz they’re jealous

That's easy peasy lemon squeezy! The bloke on the left with the smirk is the bully. Written all over his face.

India gets my vote for worst verse. Doggerel should rhyme. What makes him think he's a poet? He is no more a poet than he is a woman (even if he had his dick cut off).

😂 as if. Nice try but no cigar.

Moses supposes his toes are roses
But Moses supposes erroneously
Unless Moses proposes his toes be roses
If that's what they identify to be

I don't like it. It's vindictive. Just ignore IW.
JKR formerly prided herself on taking the high road. This is not taking the high road.

Shame.

Rose are red
Violets are blue
Cut off your penis
And testicles too

Grow your hair long
Wear red lipstick
Put on a dress
You still ain’t a chick

As much as you want to
Try hard as you can
You're still not a woman
You're always a man

Thought I’d try my hand at this poetry lark while I’m here

I love JK but she needs to stop interacting with India as he loves it. It kills him that he’s not on telly/famous anymore, he wouldn’t get on Big Brother now for instance. This is fame for him now. She’d be better off asking everyone to block him.