is mumsnet a safe space for me?

[rexrabbit]

would you say mumsnet these days is a safe space for a non-transphobic lesbian with children to hang out?

Good luck!!!!

<looks around>
<Takes whole packet of biscuits>

Thanks for the tea. But you forgot to put the biscuits out.

Ooops quoted the wrong post. Soz!

Builder's is good.
DH was a builder so I kind of got used to the tea.

And the building.

Those toilet brush threads 😮.
One woman posted that she buys dozens at a time and uses them once before throwing them away.
That got robust responses.

Nice! Like your thinking. I won't tell them I don't actually own a dishwasher though!

That's because I ate them all.

<runs guiltily off thread>

I make my husband and kids poo in the garden so the bowl is never bismirched

I feel quite marginalised on MumsNet because a chicken only lasts one meal in my household. Totally get what you mean @rexrabbit.

Spare a thought for those of us who have never and would never eat a chicken. Where do we fit in?

Neither do I.
Despite being married to a builder and having a criminal record for biscuit appropriation.

I'm very marginalised because I answer the front door. Even if I'm not expecting anyone.

Solidarity ✊

I've acksherly identified all of the Mumsnet space as my personal space, which means that everyone is literally invading my personal space, which is deeply uncool, not to mention unsafe.

Entrance fee to my personal space (phnaar) is one fire-breathing dragon and one evil octopus, pleaseandthankyouverymuch.

(no biscuits allowed here, because despite dieting for two whole days I have not yet managed to lose the two stone I want rid of)

Teabag! Teabag! Teapot with one for each person and one for the pot. Leave for at least 10 minutes for the leaves to realise their flavour then pour. If there isn't a slight brown scum floating in the cup then you didn't leave it in the pot long enough.

😂

I could just tell them that one of my cats is actually the neighbours and instead of taking her back home AGAIN, I gave up, fed her and now she snuggles on my shoulder each night purring sweet nothings to me and hasn't gone home since! (True story)

I remember when Cif was actually Jif.
So is that cis Cif?

But ... how?! Even a large chicken will have a carcass that must be boiled up, and you can't do it all in one sitting. Unless you were boiling the carcass while eating the first tranche of chicken, and then having some kind of cold chicken bits for pudding/backwards starters, and then doing the chicken-liquid-based course while that digested, in an extended and very chicken-heavy kind of banquet.

Or unless you have many dragons to feed, I suppose. And who knows what their chicketiquette is like.

Same. WTF? Sounds like a pony 🙁

Transjif, I believe.

That's an ex-cif-tential question.

Seems sensible

TBF one of your cats could probably take down a dragon.

I think someone should warn Linney & Gizmo to appropriate as many biscuits as they can before they’re replaced by beetles.

😂